One Night Stand

I do not own Card Captor Sakura. It's a shame that Nelvana has to dub it, so I will be using Japanese names.
Syaoran - Li
Tomoyo - Madison
Yukito - Julian
Everyone else's names are the same.

Sakura sat at the bar. All of a sudden, Syaoran came up to her and bought her a beer. Thinking that one little beer wouldn't hurt her, Sakura drank it.
Syaoran left to go to the bathroom. He planned to buy her another drink if the first one didn't effect her.
While Syaoran was in the bathroom, Yue went up to Sakura and bought her some wine. Sakura was starting to feel the effects of the beer, but she thought the wine wouldn't make it that bad. So, she accepted.
Syaoran came back to find Yue hitting on Sakura. Rage filled him. He ran over to Yue and hit him with a right jab.
Mad that this punk thought he could get away with hitting him, Yue threw a left punch.
Syaoran kicked him in the shin.
Yue poked him in the ribs.
Syaoran stepped on his foot.
The owner of the bar called the cops.
Yue smacked Syaoran upside the head.
Tomoyo came and took the drunk Sakura away. The guys didn't notice. They were fighting for who would have the one night stand with Sakura. Little did they know that Tomoyo wanted on too. (A/N: :P)
Syaoran threw a left punch and a right jab.
Yue kicked him in the crotch!
As Yue turned to sweep Sakura away, he saw that she wasn't there.
Yue and Syaoran heard sirens. THE COPS! They ran.
When they were away from the bar, the two put their heads together. They figured out that Tomoyo had taken Sakura in order to have her own one night stand.
They checked Tomoyo's, Sakura's, Syaoran's, and even Yukito's house, but they weren't there. They went to the only motel within walking distance. They found the room number that the two were in.
They walked to the door. Yue kicked it in.
When they stepped inside, they saw....


OH! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tomoyo was painting Sakura's toe nails aqua marine!!!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Yue and Syaoran screamed.


Well, that was my idiotic story I came up with while at my friend's house. Witchy_grrl said something about a one night stand and Syaoran giving Sakura some alchol, and this is what I came up with. So, tell me what you think. pnkngrnD3