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Season Eight: PART TWO
(Scene: Wedding reception… the 6 friends are huddled in a corner, trying to talk undisturbed)
Monica: Why is everyone saying I'm pregnant??
Ross: (Glancing at Rachel) Well-
Rachel: Ross! (Turning to Monica) We found the test in your trash. Are you sure its not yours?
Monica: YES!!
Phoebe: Ohhh… well, its so not mine!
(All turn to Rachel, who sighs and looks at Ross)
Ross: You want me to explain Rach?
Joey: You and Rachel are back together??
Monica: That's so great you guys!
Rachel: No! Ross and me are not back together, I just happened to tell him about 20 minutes ago.
Chandler: Oh… some joke but I just feel like telling it right now. So, Rachel, you're pregnant, huh?
Rachel: (Nods) Uh huh…
Monica: Oh my God! Rachel! When did you find out?
Rachel: This morning. Look, guys, I really don't wanna talk about this right now. You two just got married! You leave for your honeymoon in like an hour! Go and have fun.
Chandler: You sure Rach?
Rachel: YES!! And if any of you ask me about it again tonight… I'm gonna hunt you all down and kick your asses.
Ross: Enough with that already! It's not that funny!
Chandler: Sure it is! (Laughs like everyone else but Ross) Come on Mon, let's dance. (Pulls her back to the dance floor.)
(Chandler and Monica dance, as Ross and Phoebe and Rachel and Joey dance. They all switch partners after a while and Rachel is back with Ross)
Ross: Hey, Rach, I just have to ask this one quick thing. And I know you probably can kick my ass, especially after I taught you all about that unagi stuff. But, who's the dad?
Rachel: No, Ross. I wanna enjoy the wedding. This is the happiest day of our best friend's lives. (Song changes in the background) Chandler! Dance with me.
(Chandler and Rachel dance as Monica and Ross dance and Joey and Phoebe walk away talking about World War 1)
Rachel: So, where exactly did you go?
Chandler: My office…
Rachel: Ah! Should have known!
(Outside as Monica and Chandler get into limo to go off to honeymoon)
Monica: Off we go!
Chandler: Into the wild blue yonder.
Joey: Watch out!
Monica: For what?
Joey: (Getting weird looks from the others) Oh, nevermind. I was just… you are going to the beach, right?
Monica: Yeah
Joey: Just be glad you're marrying Chandler instead of me. I don't think… well, the jellyfish.
Chandler: Ew! Joe!
Monica: I remember that… ew!
Chandler: Well, I dunno about you, but I'm off to my honeymoon (Gets into limo) Monica?
Monica: (Climbs in after) Bye! (Shuts door and it drives off)
(Everyone turns to Rachel)
Rachel: No! No! No! Let's just go home! (Starts off to the parking lot)
(Rachel and Joey walking into their apartment)
Joey: Hey Rach… it's not me is it?
Rachel: No! No! I mean-
Joey: Cuz it'd be ok if it was.
Rachel: Joey! Come on. We promised we'd never talk about that again. It was just that one night!
Joey: I know, but then who is it?
Rachel: I'm not telling anyone anymore tonight. Night Joe. (Walks off into his room)
Joey: (Shouting) Yeah! But it was a great one night! (Walks off into his room)
(Ross's apartment)
Ross: (On the phone) I can't believe she's pregnant!
Phoebe: (Heard on the other side, shown in her apartment) I know! You must be so happy!
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Isn't it yours?
Ross: What? No! We told you guys, we're not back together.
Phoebe: Oh, I know. I just thought that maybe you just-
Ross: No! I mean… I even sorta tried to get her back tonight.
Phoebe: No way! What did you do?
Ross: I offered to make her wedding as beautiful as this one. And I said I wanted my wedding to be this nice. And then I offered for our weddings to be the same one.
Phoebe: You proposed!!!
Ross: Uh huh. But now she's pregnant… do you think it's Joey's?
Phoebe: I sure hope not! He's MY back up!
(Rachel's room)
(Rachel picks up her phone and dials slowly)
Voice: Hello?
Rachel: Hey… it's Rachel.
Voice: Rachel! What's up? Is something wrong?
Rachel: Um, honey, I'm pregnant.
(Roll Credits… Commercials)
(Little clippy at the end)
Chandler: (In the limo with his new wife) I love you Monica… now we have to fly off to Hawaii!
Monica: Uh huh… I love you too.
Chandler: Are you ok?
Monica: Yeah, I was just thinking about those jellyfish. Are there jellyfish in Hawaii?
Chandler: Well, if there are, I can always pee on you again.
Monica: Eh.
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