Charecters aren't mine, blah blah blah! Belong to nintendo! Not me! ^-^


STINKY FARTS!


Here is Link
Brave and strong
On his ocarina
Playin' a song
Then there is Gannon
An ugly old worm
Link likes to hurt him
Then watch him squirm
Before Gannon strikes
Link let's 'er rip
And sends old Gannon on a stinky trip
Gannon says curse you
Link says just try it
Face it
You need a very strict diet
No nasty burgers
No evil shakes
You're so fat
When you walk
The earth shakes
Gannon looks hurt
Then breaks out in rage
It wasn't my fault
It was the fault of the sage
Link says which one
You know there are 6
Stop it said
You're making me sick
Link stuck out his tounge
And gave a last fart
Suddenly Gannon bursted apart
Link looked at the pieces
And said happy day
If anyone bugs me or gets in my way
I'll kill them with gas
Like I did today!


~Fuzzy~