Disclaimer- I don't own PD. But I do own the sick ideas in my head. BTW, I DON'T like Cassandra. I like Velvie (Mirai Trunks' Girl Usagi) I am Elvis, Velvie is Usagi, and IF Jo is in this story it is animequeen07
A Very Freaky PD Story
Chapter 1: Elvis' Bad Day
Elvis: ::starts to have a little fun by himself:: (NO NOT JACKIN' OFF I'M NOT THAT SICK!) ::sees Mr. Blonde:: Hhehe. DIE!
Blonde: What??!
Elvis: ::punches him out and takes his hologram thingy::
Later on….
Cassandra: damn it…I should've seduced that alien...::in her office::
Elvis: ::walks in using the hologramy as the secretary, freaked out:: Hello….
Cassandra: Oh hello there you sexy thing! Come here and give me some sex!!!! ::Walks toward Elvis::
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::turns off hologram and runs to the wall::
Cassandra:: ooh yeah the alien that's even better….come here you….
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cassandra: You have no where to go FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::rips her clothes off::
Elvis: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassandra: IT IS OVER! NOW STARTS KINKY SEX!
Is this the end for Elvis? To be continued….. yeah right keep reading
Elvis: ::has never been so terrified in his life:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Cassandra: ::grabs Elvis:: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elvis: ::takes out Phoenix, blows a hole thru the wall and runs very very fast:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! ::stops at a ladder leading to nothing:: Oh no!
Cassandra: FWAHAHAHAHAHAH! FIRST I'M GOING TO MAKE U EAT MY PUSSY!
Elvis: ::pukes at the thought then shoots a hole again, runs up the stairs onto the roof and escapes in his Ship flying AWAY at a very fast rate::
At Jo's House…..START
::Elvis's ship is falling once again::
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ship falls, him holding a half bitten hot dog::
Ship crashes and Elvis flies thru an open window and lands in the bathroom, his cloaking device accidently turned on::
Elvis: OW!! Gotta get that repaired ::presses a button and ship starts to repair itself:: Where am I? I have my CD on? ( cloaking device)::hears water noises:: What's that?
Velvie: WHAT? WHOS THERE!?? IS THAT YOU JO!?? No one is there….
Elvis: ::thinks:: Oh no….. no no no no no please don't say I am where I think I am….. ::Sees Velvie in the shower:: Oh my! ::eyes turn into Hearts, stares, and drools, eventually his CD runs out:: Uh oh….damn CD.
Velvie: What? Oh my!
Elvis: Oh my!
Velvie: Oh my!
Elvi: Oh my!
Smacking noises can be heard, and Elvis is on the floor, bloody, beaten, and hurt. He then faints.
Jo: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh look a dead body! ::Starts to do things to his body::
Elvis: :Wakes up and sees Jo……:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::they both yell for 1 minute::
1 minute passes…
Elvis:….
Jo:…..heh… hi Elvis I thought you were dead….
Elvis: ……..I'm going to go have seizures now forever ::runs away as far as he can::
Review review r/r r/r and review. Please review but not so many flames. I tend to get hurt. ::Cries:: J/K! FLAMES ARE AALWAYS WELCOME! But try to review a nice review for once okay??? BTW Chapter 2 will be out soon, hopefully today.
-Bomberdude
A Very Freaky PD Story
Chapter 1: Elvis' Bad Day
Elvis: ::starts to have a little fun by himself:: (NO NOT JACKIN' OFF I'M NOT THAT SICK!) ::sees Mr. Blonde:: Hhehe. DIE!
Blonde: What??!
Elvis: ::punches him out and takes his hologram thingy::
Later on….
Cassandra: damn it…I should've seduced that alien...::in her office::
Elvis: ::walks in using the hologramy as the secretary, freaked out:: Hello….
Cassandra: Oh hello there you sexy thing! Come here and give me some sex!!!! ::Walks toward Elvis::
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::turns off hologram and runs to the wall::
Cassandra:: ooh yeah the alien that's even better….come here you….
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cassandra: You have no where to go FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::rips her clothes off::
Elvis: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassandra: IT IS OVER! NOW STARTS KINKY SEX!
Is this the end for Elvis? To be continued….. yeah right keep reading
Elvis: ::has never been so terrified in his life:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Cassandra: ::grabs Elvis:: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elvis: ::takes out Phoenix, blows a hole thru the wall and runs very very fast:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! ::stops at a ladder leading to nothing:: Oh no!
Cassandra: FWAHAHAHAHAHAH! FIRST I'M GOING TO MAKE U EAT MY PUSSY!
Elvis: ::pukes at the thought then shoots a hole again, runs up the stairs onto the roof and escapes in his Ship flying AWAY at a very fast rate::
At Jo's House…..START
::Elvis's ship is falling once again::
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ship falls, him holding a half bitten hot dog::
Ship crashes and Elvis flies thru an open window and lands in the bathroom, his cloaking device accidently turned on::
Elvis: OW!! Gotta get that repaired ::presses a button and ship starts to repair itself:: Where am I? I have my CD on? ( cloaking device)::hears water noises:: What's that?
Velvie: WHAT? WHOS THERE!?? IS THAT YOU JO!?? No one is there….
Elvis: ::thinks:: Oh no….. no no no no no please don't say I am where I think I am….. ::Sees Velvie in the shower:: Oh my! ::eyes turn into Hearts, stares, and drools, eventually his CD runs out:: Uh oh….damn CD.
Velvie: What? Oh my!
Elvis: Oh my!
Velvie: Oh my!
Elvi: Oh my!
Smacking noises can be heard, and Elvis is on the floor, bloody, beaten, and hurt. He then faints.
Jo: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh look a dead body! ::Starts to do things to his body::
Elvis: :Wakes up and sees Jo……:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::they both yell for 1 minute::
1 minute passes…
Elvis:….
Jo:…..heh… hi Elvis I thought you were dead….
Elvis: ……..I'm going to go have seizures now forever ::runs away as far as he can::
Review review r/r r/r and review. Please review but not so many flames. I tend to get hurt. ::Cries:: J/K! FLAMES ARE AALWAYS WELCOME! But try to review a nice review for once okay??? BTW Chapter 2 will be out soon, hopefully today.
-Bomberdude