Disclaimer: Disney owns TLK's Zazu. CLAMP owns MKR's Zazu. I have NO REMOTE IDEA who owns the cocoanut song.

Authors Note: This is for SummonerAmi, who I was talking to when getting the idea for this. ^_^; PEACE AMI!

One day, Zazu was really board. So he sat in his room singing a song from The Lion King that a bird with the same name as him sang. "I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, de-del-e-de-de. There they are a-standing in a row. (bum-bum-bum) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" He blushed brightly, embarassed, as he noticed Eagle and Geo standing in the doorway stairing at him, their jaws dropped. Zazu chucked his pillow at Geo then stormed out of the room and locked himself in the conference room. He grabbed a bottle of wine and downed it in one gulp. Then, out of pur drunkness, sang it again. "I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, de-del-e-de-de. There they are a-standing in a row. (bum-bum-bum) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" And so we'll leave here, all tramutized...

THE END!