...also known as production bloopers....
...and to satisfy Kiavie-chans need for some comedy....
...and because Kiavie-chan has had a pot of coffee....
....and because Kiavie-chan is suffering from writers block....
....and because Kiavie-chan cannot find her plot outline ANYWHERE....
....we present to you....
For the Love of L-sama!
*because that's what the characters keep saying backstage...*
Lina: Do I HAVE to do this?
Xelloss: *Sigh*
Kiavie-chan: YES! YOU HAVE TO DO THIS! I am a fanfic writer, and as far as you anime characters know, fanfic writers have the power of GOD over you, understood? *tail twitches irritably*
Lina: I hate my life...
Zelgadis: At least she has a lot of coffee *is sipping a huge mug of it*
Amelia: ano...Kiavie-chan...though all this is great...
Kiavie-chan: *glare* Choose your next words carefully, princess...
Amelia: er...I...need to go to the ladies room *runs off*
Kiavie-chan: Nice save...
Filia: *takes a breath getting ready to say something*
Kiavie-chan: *whips around and puts the bull horn she is holding up to the dragons ear and shouts* "WERE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!?!"
Filia: AHHHHHHH!!!!! No nonononono!!!
Gourry: I want a cookie.
Kiavie-chan: *gives blond a huge bag of chips ahoy*
Lina: That's not fair! Favortism!
Kiavie-chan: I like Gourry. Deal with it. He isn't disobedient.
Gourry: *all SD and munching on cookies happily*
Xelloss: I don't know why I have to do this....why are people always making me do stuff like this...
Kiavie-chan: Alright! as I said, lets get this thing rolling! It's time to get that scene where Xelloss and Filia are seeing the visions, in the chapter "Whispers"...
Everyone: *Moans*
Kiavie-chan: *twitch twich* You know...I could ship you off back to Gourrigan's Island...this is supposed to be a vacation. I'm sure the Queen of Swords would *love* to have you back early.
*camera pans off to Gourrigans Island, where QOS is lounging in a chair and drinking a martini while the Escaflowne Boys are tending to her every need....camera pans back to everyone sweatdropping*
Amelia: Alright! *thows hands up in defeat*
Kiavie-chan: As I said, Vision scene. That means you two *points at Xelloss and Filia* Strip now.
Xelloss and Filia: O.o.....
Kiavie-chan: NOW!!!!!!
Xelloss: *proceeds to take cloths off very quickly*
Filia: You...are crazy!
Xelloss: *smacks Filia behind the head* You obviously have not been in as many fics as I have....
Filia: Namagomi! Don't touch me!
Lina: For the love of L-sama!
*cue theme music*
Kiavie-chan: Don't say that!
Lina: Say what?
Zelgadis: For the love of L-sama?
*theme music cues again*
Kiavie-chan: Dammit! Stop saying that! It cues the music!
Filia: What do you mean as many fics as you?
Xelloss: She could make it worst...she is writing it you know.
Filia: How could it be worst?
Kiavie-chan: *getting angry* Filia...how would you like a blanket senario with Amelia and Lina?
Amelia and Lina: O.o....*both start stripping*
Filia: N..nani?!
Kiavie-chan: No, keep your clothes on!
Xelloss: *starts getting dressed*
Kiavie-chan: No...you take your clothes off!
Gourry: *puts down cookies and starts getting undressed*
Kiavie-chan: *watches for a minute then snaps out of it* Wait! No, Gourry, put your clothes on! Xelloss and Filia take their clothes off!
Filia and Xelloss: *take off clothes*
Rezo:*from the directors room* Kiavie-chan! I need the key for these handcuffs!
Everyone: *looks at Kiavie-chan*
Kiavie-chan: Eh he...just one minute, would you? Keep undressing...*runs off into her room*
Zelgadis:.....I'm going to hide now...*runs and hides in the janitors closet*
Valgarv: *comes stomping in* Where is Kiavie-chan?
Lina: something to do with Rezo and handcuffs.
Rezo: Kiavie-chan what are you *merph muph muph*
Kiavie-chan: There we go...I knew I was forgetting something!
Rezo: *is gagged*
Kiavie-chan: *walks back to stage*
Valgarv: Kiavie-chan! There is something wrong with this script!
Kiavie-chan: ?...wrong? what?
Valgarv: It doesn't say I get to kill Xelloss.
Xelloss:.............
Filia: *snicker*
Kiavie-chan: because you don't get to.
Phibrizo: Kiavie-chan, I really resent this... *walks in with peach colored dress*
Valgarv: O.o @ Phibby-chan
Kiavie-chan: Deal with it, you are the only person I could find to fit the part of Tsunami.
Xelloss: *points at Phibby* THAT is supposed to be my kid?
Lina: *laughs*
Gourry: I am confused. I thought Tsunami was a girl.
Kiavie-chan: She is.
Gourry: But Phibizo is a boy.
Kiavie-chan: That he is. A very girly looking boy.
Pribrizo: AGH!!! *stomps off* I going to go play marbles!
Artist: *walks up to Gourry* Alright Mr. Gabriev, you're next. I need a few portraits of you also.
Valgarv: Kiavie-chan...*trying to get her attention*
Gourry: *picks up cookies and follows artist*
Lina: Can I take a break?
Kiavie-chan: Yeah sure, just don't touch Rezo. Or ungag him.
Xelloss and Filia: *are nekkid and holding towels around them*
Kiavie-chan: Good...stand back to back...very good...ACTION!
Valgarv: *sigh* I am so neglected.
*films scene*
Kiavie-chan: Alright, very good you two. Wait...where is Zelgadis and Amelia?
Xelloss: Zelgadis is hiding in the Janitors closet, I have no idea where Amelia is.
Kiavie-chan: *stomps up to janitors closet and flings open door* Just what the hell do you..OH MY GOD!
*Slams door shut*
*Few seconds later*
Amelia: *is holding up her shirt to cover her chest* Kiavie-chan! For the love of L-sama KNOCK!
*theme music cues*
Kiavie-chan: DONT SAY THAT!
Zelgadis: Kiavie-chan....FOR THE LOVE OF L-SAMA! *screams at the top of his lungs*
*theme music cues*
Kiavie-chan: Dammit, chimera boy! *gets ready to throw something at him*
Zelgadis: *Grabs Amelia's arm and hauls her off....*
Kiavie-chan: Get back her and take it like a man!
Gourry: *from portrait room* You want to WHAT?
Artist: Kiavie-chan said she would give me a bonus if I got a nude portait of you.
Kiavie-chan: For the love of L-sama...
*theme music cues*
Zelgadis: what the hell? Rezo...?
Rezo: Mmph! Murph.munphmunhp!!!
Amelia: R..Rezo-san...you...work out...
Rezo: Mmph.....
Zelgadis: I can't believe this
. Gourry: *still from room* I am not posing for anything until I get more cookies!
Lina: AHHHHH!!!! GOURRY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! FOR THE LOVE OF L-SAMA!
*cue theme music*
Artist: Ok, Mr. Valgarv it's time for you to pose for your nude portait as well...
Valgarv: Excuse me? Nude?
Kiavie-chan: *sigh*
Artist: What the heck, Xelloss, Zelgadis, get over here! It's time for some portraits!...Well, you two are already stripped...that helps. ^_^
Kiavie-chan: Gomen ne sai, Artist, I have to film the sex scene...ok Xelloss and Filia, hustle hustle hustle!
Filia: You have *got* to be kidding!
Xelloss: *my goodness he is blushing* You are crazy! I am not doing anything intimate with *that*
Filia: *growl* What's that supposed to mean?
Lina: OH MY GODS! REZO!....you...work out....
Rezo: Mmph...
Lina: For the love of L-sama, what do these fan girls *do* to you bishonen?
*cue theme music*
Rezo: *tears form up in eyes*
Kiavie-chan: Ok! You! You! Bed! Now!
Xelloss & Filia: NO!!!
Xelloss: *getting angry* This is peer pressure!
Kiavie-chan: No it's not. It's fan fic writer pressure. Sorry hun, that's perfectly suitable.
Zelgadis: Gah! W..what are you doing?
Artist: I am posing you.
Zelgadis: I don't have to do this, it's not in my contract!
*loud crashing sounds are heard*
Gourry: I'm free! I'm free! Bwa ha ha ha haha!!
Valgarv: I am getting out of here!
Rezo: MMPH!!!!! MRPH MEMM MEMPH!!!!! *for the love of L-sama someone help me!*
*cue music*
Zelgadis: Hold on! *more crashing...the sounds move into Kiavie-chan's room*
Kiavie-chan: Not my Rezy-chan!! *starts running...but fails to save her Rezo
Zelgadis, Valgarv, Gourry & Rezo: *all run out, and suddenly the question of "Boxers or Briefs* is answered...Xelloss decided to join them*
Amelia: Whoa....
Lina: *is bright red*
Filia: *is also bright red*
Kiavie-chan: *whips out the polaroid and clicks* Ok, my life is complete, I got a nekky pic of all of you ^_^
Rezo: For the love of L-sama....
*sound system breaks*
And so ends my moment of insanity!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!
