Special thanks to Snark for giving me the idea!
The high Tamplar Tassadar, Unbonounced to everyone, had three sons, Coom-bi, the happy zealot, Koon-yei, the unfortunate Dragoon, and Du-hua, the wise templar... well soon enough Tassadar said to himself "Tassadar, they're not kids anymore" and he made them leave and go on their own, and they designed citadels of adun to live in. Coom-bi made his out of Iron, and had enough money left over for a plasma screen T.V. Koon-Yei made his out of Solid Steel, and had enough money left over for a Dreamcast. Du-hua made his out of reinforced titanium alloy, with built in photon cannon, and had enough money left over for a 5 gallon bucket of gatorade and some dixie cups. One day, a nearby protoss prison broke open and a war-criminal named "The big, bad, firebat" escaped. First he went to Coom-bi's house and beat on the door.
"Shut up!" Coom-bi shouted "Who want's to be a millionaire's on!"
"Open this door NOW!" demanded the big, bad firebat
"Why should i?" asked Coom-bi
"Cause if you dont," threatened The big, bad firebat "I'll sizzle, and char, and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
"Not by the dreadlocks on my Crani-Cranium!" Shouted the vigilant zealot
"Okeydokey," said the Big, Bad, Firebat, "You asked for it!" then he let his flame thrower rip, and burned a huge hole in the front of Coom-bi's citadel, and chased after him, but in the end his leg enhancments got him to Koon-Yei's house
---One hour later---
"Dude, I almost got it!" exclaimed Koon-yei... then the buzzer rang.
Koon-Yei lost his concentration, and then yelled "You butthole! I was just about to land a darkslide, with a triple kickflip combo!"
"Get out here!" the Big, Bad, Firebat yelled
"Go lick a frozen pole!" yelled Koon-Yei
"NOW!" shouted the Big, Bad, Firebat
"Not by the dreadlocks on my Crani-Cranium!" Repeated Coom-bi
"Then I'll sizzle, and char, and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" laughed the Big Bad Firebat
"Bug off" retorted Koon-Yei, then the Big, Bad, Firebat melted Koon-yei's citadel, allthough it took twice as long. Coom-bi ran for his life, with his leg enhancements, and everyone knows a Dragoon is a whole lot faster than a Firebat, so you know... but soon they came to Du-hua's citadel.
---One hour later---
"More gatorade boys?" asked Du-Hua
"No thanks, man, I'm gonna go for the inverted 900!" said Koon-Yei
"Allright, but i get to go next!" said Coom-bi
Then the Big, Bad, Firebat came "LEMME IN!!!" he shouted
The responses were mechanical
"NO SOLICITORS!"
"GO LICK A FROZEN POLE!"
And
"NOT BY THE DREADLOCKS ON MY CRANI-CRANIUM!"
So he Sizzled, and he charred, but no matter how he tried, he couldn't burn this citadel down, he tried until he ran out of vespene gas, then he shouted "Get out here and fight me, wussies!!!!" but to no avail... Du-Hua armed the photon cannon and killed the Big, Bad, Firebat. They were all awarded special hero medals, and lived happily ever after, and soon inspired the great protoss producer, Shoreside Shorts, to make the famous protoss sitcom "Three's Company"... and to inspire me to write this Fairy-fic...And they all lived happily ever after...
THE END!
Author's Note: If you have any more fairy-fic ideas for the starcraft category, send them in, and you may see it up as soon as tomorrow! This notorious author ADORES feedback, so please, be a responsible reader... AND REVIEW!
The high Tamplar Tassadar, Unbonounced to everyone, had three sons, Coom-bi, the happy zealot, Koon-yei, the unfortunate Dragoon, and Du-hua, the wise templar... well soon enough Tassadar said to himself "Tassadar, they're not kids anymore" and he made them leave and go on their own, and they designed citadels of adun to live in. Coom-bi made his out of Iron, and had enough money left over for a plasma screen T.V. Koon-Yei made his out of Solid Steel, and had enough money left over for a Dreamcast. Du-hua made his out of reinforced titanium alloy, with built in photon cannon, and had enough money left over for a 5 gallon bucket of gatorade and some dixie cups. One day, a nearby protoss prison broke open and a war-criminal named "The big, bad, firebat" escaped. First he went to Coom-bi's house and beat on the door.
"Shut up!" Coom-bi shouted "Who want's to be a millionaire's on!"
"Open this door NOW!" demanded the big, bad firebat
"Why should i?" asked Coom-bi
"Cause if you dont," threatened The big, bad firebat "I'll sizzle, and char, and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
"Not by the dreadlocks on my Crani-Cranium!" Shouted the vigilant zealot
"Okeydokey," said the Big, Bad, Firebat, "You asked for it!" then he let his flame thrower rip, and burned a huge hole in the front of Coom-bi's citadel, and chased after him, but in the end his leg enhancments got him to Koon-Yei's house
---One hour later---
"Dude, I almost got it!" exclaimed Koon-yei... then the buzzer rang.
Koon-Yei lost his concentration, and then yelled "You butthole! I was just about to land a darkslide, with a triple kickflip combo!"
"Get out here!" the Big, Bad, Firebat yelled
"Go lick a frozen pole!" yelled Koon-Yei
"NOW!" shouted the Big, Bad, Firebat
"Not by the dreadlocks on my Crani-Cranium!" Repeated Coom-bi
"Then I'll sizzle, and char, and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" laughed the Big Bad Firebat
"Bug off" retorted Koon-Yei, then the Big, Bad, Firebat melted Koon-yei's citadel, allthough it took twice as long. Coom-bi ran for his life, with his leg enhancements, and everyone knows a Dragoon is a whole lot faster than a Firebat, so you know... but soon they came to Du-hua's citadel.
---One hour later---
"More gatorade boys?" asked Du-Hua
"No thanks, man, I'm gonna go for the inverted 900!" said Koon-Yei
"Allright, but i get to go next!" said Coom-bi
Then the Big, Bad, Firebat came "LEMME IN!!!" he shouted
The responses were mechanical
"NO SOLICITORS!"
"GO LICK A FROZEN POLE!"
And
"NOT BY THE DREADLOCKS ON MY CRANI-CRANIUM!"
So he Sizzled, and he charred, but no matter how he tried, he couldn't burn this citadel down, he tried until he ran out of vespene gas, then he shouted "Get out here and fight me, wussies!!!!" but to no avail... Du-Hua armed the photon cannon and killed the Big, Bad, Firebat. They were all awarded special hero medals, and lived happily ever after, and soon inspired the great protoss producer, Shoreside Shorts, to make the famous protoss sitcom "Three's Company"... and to inspire me to write this Fairy-fic...And they all lived happily ever after...
THE END!
Author's Note: If you have any more fairy-fic ideas for the starcraft category, send them in, and you may see it up as soon as tomorrow! This notorious author ADORES feedback, so please, be a responsible reader... AND REVIEW!