Author's Notes: And here's the second scene! I hope your enjoying it
so far! It gets better, don't worry!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon... BUT! *gets a gun jammed into
her back by a man in a white suit* Erm... And I-I don't own Mamo-chan
either... ermm... YES I DO!!!!! *GUNSHOTS* AHHHHH!!!!!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 1: Scene 2
Crown Fruit Parlor
Mako: Jupiter Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Minako: Venus Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Ami: Mercury Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Rei: Mars Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Haruka: Uranus...!
Narrator: (snickers)
Haruka: SHUT UP!!
Haruka: Uranus Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Michiru: Neptune Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Setsuna: Pluto Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Hotaru (at the present age of 7): Saturn Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Chibi-Usa: Moon Prism..!
Unknown Character: (throws a huge, unimaginably heavy boulder at
Chibi-Usa)
Narrator: Hey, it's my story, I can do WHATEVER I want!! That little
spore ruins plot lines, ok?!
Chibi-Usa: (screams and dies)
Narrator: What a shame... Hehe
Narrator: A whole bunch of brightly colored lights melt away the
girl's clothes... Yadiyadiyada...
Mamoru: (backstage) hehe...
Narrator: Shut up! (knocks Mamoru unconscious)
Narrator: After a good 15 minutes of really dumb and tedious
transformations... The senshi are FINALLY ready for combat.
Youma: (stops playing solitaire and puts away the cards) About time!
Jupiter: Get ready to eat asphalt, creep!
Venus: On behalf of all of our planets...!
Mars: We, the Pretty Soldiers in really short skirts...!
Mamoru: (still backstage, snickers)
Narrator: Hey! Who added that line in! And I thought I knocked you
out?!
Mamoru: hehe!
Mercury: Moving on with the PLOT!
Uranus: What plot?
Narrator and Mamoru: HAHA!!!
Uranus: SHUT UP!!!
Pluto: Anyway...! We will punish you!!
Youma: Oh... I'm SO scared... Save me! Oh goodness I'm going to be
killed! What will I ever do? Oh help help!
Narrator: The youma continues to bitch, sarcastically, because I
couldn't think of anything else...
SFX: *Door crashes open*
Saturn: (age of 13, turns to the noise) Who's there?
Shadowed figure: I am... The senshi formally known as...
"Prince": Hey! Don't steal my title!
Narrator: Who let you in here?!
Mars: Oh please! You've had so many God damned titles! Who gives a
good rats ass any more?! And besides, aren't you a transvestite or
something?!
StarLights: (backstage, waiting for their scene... But... we won't tell
them that their not actually in the script...) HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF
US!!
"Prince": NO! God! You know what you little bi- (is cut off as he is
roughly pulled off the stage by a bus boy)
Figure: AHEM!!
Senshi: (turn back to the figure)
Figure: As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted...! The senshi
formally known as... BISHOUJO SENSHI SEERAA MUUN!!
Senshi: (slap their foreheads)
Usagi: What?
Youma: Excuse me, little Sailor Moon wanabee? But do you mind? I'm
trying to fight this little peanut gallery here...
Usagi: WANABEE?!!!
Pluto: Oh screw it... I'm outta here...
Uranus: Ditto...
Narrator and Mamoru: (run into Mamoru's dressing room so they can laugh
their asses off as much as they want without URANUS knowing...)
Outer Senshi: (leave)
Jupiter: (waves a suggestive finger) SCAREDY CATS!!
Luna, Artemis, and Diana: HEY!
Youma: HELLO?!! DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE I'M HERE?!! LOOK AT ME!! I'M
SCARY!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!
Venus: Yeah yeah... WHATEVER!
Mars: I'm tired, can we go home now?
Usagi: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU GUYS DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY HERE, WHEN
I COULDN'T HENSHIN, AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA LEAVE??!!
Inners: (exchange glances)
Inners: YEP!
Usagi: (rolls eyes)
Youma: DAMNIT! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS KILL ME!!
Mercury: Fine! (pulls out her harp from the prop room)
Mercury: Shine Aqua... RHAPSODY!!
Stage Crew: (throw a bucket of ice water on youma)
Youma: AHHH!!! (runs off stage)
Mercury: Freak...
Narrator: (walks out of Mamoru's dressing room with clothes on backwards)
Mamoru: (pulls his shirt back on and tries to rub away the lipstick all
over his body...)
Usagi: Mamo-chan? What happened to you?
Mamoru and Narrator: NOTHING!!!
Narrator: AHEM... Anyway... All the senshi return to their homes by
4:00 or so in the morning...
Mamoru: How bout you come home with me? Hehe...
Narrator: (giggles)
Authors Notes: Scene 3 coming up soon!!
so far! It gets better, don't worry!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon... BUT! *gets a gun jammed into
her back by a man in a white suit* Erm... And I-I don't own Mamo-chan
either... ermm... YES I DO!!!!! *GUNSHOTS* AHHHHH!!!!!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 1: Scene 2
Crown Fruit Parlor
Mako: Jupiter Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Minako: Venus Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Ami: Mercury Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Rei: Mars Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Haruka: Uranus...!
Narrator: (snickers)
Haruka: SHUT UP!!
Haruka: Uranus Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Michiru: Neptune Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Setsuna: Pluto Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Hotaru (at the present age of 7): Saturn Crystal Power! Make-UP!!
Chibi-Usa: Moon Prism..!
Unknown Character: (throws a huge, unimaginably heavy boulder at
Chibi-Usa)
Narrator: Hey, it's my story, I can do WHATEVER I want!! That little
spore ruins plot lines, ok?!
Chibi-Usa: (screams and dies)
Narrator: What a shame... Hehe
Narrator: A whole bunch of brightly colored lights melt away the
girl's clothes... Yadiyadiyada...
Mamoru: (backstage) hehe...
Narrator: Shut up! (knocks Mamoru unconscious)
Narrator: After a good 15 minutes of really dumb and tedious
transformations... The senshi are FINALLY ready for combat.
Youma: (stops playing solitaire and puts away the cards) About time!
Jupiter: Get ready to eat asphalt, creep!
Venus: On behalf of all of our planets...!
Mars: We, the Pretty Soldiers in really short skirts...!
Mamoru: (still backstage, snickers)
Narrator: Hey! Who added that line in! And I thought I knocked you
out?!
Mamoru: hehe!
Mercury: Moving on with the PLOT!
Uranus: What plot?
Narrator and Mamoru: HAHA!!!
Uranus: SHUT UP!!!
Pluto: Anyway...! We will punish you!!
Youma: Oh... I'm SO scared... Save me! Oh goodness I'm going to be
killed! What will I ever do? Oh help help!
Narrator: The youma continues to bitch, sarcastically, because I
couldn't think of anything else...
SFX: *Door crashes open*
Saturn: (age of 13, turns to the noise) Who's there?
Shadowed figure: I am... The senshi formally known as...
"Prince": Hey! Don't steal my title!
Narrator: Who let you in here?!
Mars: Oh please! You've had so many God damned titles! Who gives a
good rats ass any more?! And besides, aren't you a transvestite or
something?!
StarLights: (backstage, waiting for their scene... But... we won't tell
them that their not actually in the script...) HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF
US!!
"Prince": NO! God! You know what you little bi- (is cut off as he is
roughly pulled off the stage by a bus boy)
Figure: AHEM!!
Senshi: (turn back to the figure)
Figure: As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted...! The senshi
formally known as... BISHOUJO SENSHI SEERAA MUUN!!
Senshi: (slap their foreheads)
Usagi: What?
Youma: Excuse me, little Sailor Moon wanabee? But do you mind? I'm
trying to fight this little peanut gallery here...
Usagi: WANABEE?!!!
Pluto: Oh screw it... I'm outta here...
Uranus: Ditto...
Narrator and Mamoru: (run into Mamoru's dressing room so they can laugh
their asses off as much as they want without URANUS knowing...)
Outer Senshi: (leave)
Jupiter: (waves a suggestive finger) SCAREDY CATS!!
Luna, Artemis, and Diana: HEY!
Youma: HELLO?!! DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE I'M HERE?!! LOOK AT ME!! I'M
SCARY!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!
Venus: Yeah yeah... WHATEVER!
Mars: I'm tired, can we go home now?
Usagi: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU GUYS DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY HERE, WHEN
I COULDN'T HENSHIN, AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA LEAVE??!!
Inners: (exchange glances)
Inners: YEP!
Usagi: (rolls eyes)
Youma: DAMNIT! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS KILL ME!!
Mercury: Fine! (pulls out her harp from the prop room)
Mercury: Shine Aqua... RHAPSODY!!
Stage Crew: (throw a bucket of ice water on youma)
Youma: AHHH!!! (runs off stage)
Mercury: Freak...
Narrator: (walks out of Mamoru's dressing room with clothes on backwards)
Mamoru: (pulls his shirt back on and tries to rub away the lipstick all
over his body...)
Usagi: Mamo-chan? What happened to you?
Mamoru and Narrator: NOTHING!!!
Narrator: AHEM... Anyway... All the senshi return to their homes by
4:00 or so in the morning...
Mamoru: How bout you come home with me? Hehe...
Narrator: (giggles)
Authors Notes: Scene 3 coming up soon!!