Authors Notes: THIS IS WRITTEN BY JULIA AND ME, SHE GETS VERY TOUCHY
IF I WONT MENTION HER MORE THAN TEN TIMES... HERE... JULIA JULIA JULIA
JULIA JULIA JULIA JULIA JULIA JULIA JULIA!!!!!!! *gasps for air*
There... Julia IS a co-author... ok... On with the story...

Disclaimers: .... um....

Rated R

Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives


Act 1: Scene 3

Juuban High School, Noon

Mako: Hey, Usagi-chan! Want some of my lunch?

Usagi: Oh.. No thanks Mako-chan... I'm really tired...

Ami, Minako, and Mako: WHAT?

Ami: Usagi-chan! Are you okay?!

Minako: It's not like you to refuse food!

Usagi: (lays down under a tree) I just wanna sleep... I didn't get much
rest last night after that youma...

Usagi: (drifts off to sleep)

Narrator: After a few minutes Usagi vaguely hears the girls scream
her name. She begins to open her eyes when something hard hits her
in the head. Her vision turns black and she goes unconscious. Boohoo...

Mamoru: O well... She WAS pretty annoying...Rest in Piece, Usako...

Narrator: Shut up!

AUTHORS AND PEOPLE WHO SUMWHAT HELPED THE AUTHOR IN WRITING THIS
SO CALLED PARODY'S NOTES: Julia is very upset that I did not mention
her that many times in the past few scene's... this one is dedicated to
her... I'm sorry... I love you Julia!!!!