Julia and Bunny's author's notes: Hi hi! Here's the newest addition
to the story! Please Enjoy!!
Disclaimers: We do not own Sublime... or any of their songs... we also
don't own Sailor Moon... BUTWEOWNMAMO-CHAN!!!!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 2: Scene 1
God only knows where...
Voice: Usagi? Usagi-chan?! Wake up!
Usagi: Huh? (opens eyes slowly) Rei-chan...?
Narrator: Rei stared back at Usagi... but she looked... Different...
She had no pupils or irises. The tips of her hair were died red.
And her skin was a pale white. Not too mention that it sounded as
if she had smoked ONE to many cartons...
Rei: Dude... you were sleeping...
Usagi: WHAT THE HELL?! REI! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!!
Rei: Woah! Dude! Lower the decibels!
Minako: Like, totally! You're, like, busting my eardrums, girlfriend!
Usagi: M-Minako...?! What the hell is going on here?!
Narrator: Minako was also changed. She was wearing... PLAID!! OH MY
GOD!! BURN IT!! SHOOT IT DOWN!! DO SOMETHING FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Narrator: AHEM... Yes... well... Anyway... Her hair was now a lighter,
bleached blonde, and she was... well... a... dare I say it... a... a...
PREP!!!!!!!
Mamoru: (still backstage) No shock there...
Narrator: Hey! I thought I tied you to the bedposts?
Mamoru: My wrists were chaffing... Besides... I was getting a draft...
Narrator: OK... Moving on...
Mako: Usagi-chan! Yo! Chill out, man!
Usagi: EEP!!! MAKO-CHAN!! OH MY GOD!! Hey... I thought you were
Japanese...?
Narrator: Yes, well, sure enough though, with my twisted little mind...
Mako-chan was... well... different... She was now... Jamaican! Dreadlocks and all...
Ami: Why are you spazzing out so much, you little asswipe?
Usagi: AMI-CHAN?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!!!
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ami: Bite me...
Narrator: Oh... I'm so bad... Hehe... Well... Ami-chan was a bit
bitchier than normal... in fact... Even her appearance showed it.
Her hair was choppy and spiked up with loads of gel. And her clothes
were all cut and torn. Plus... in her hands... she held... a gun!
Her pride and joy...
Usagi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN? WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!!
Minako: Usagi-chan... Like, I don't know if you, like, got hit in the
head or something.. but, like, could we please just, like, move on
with the rehearsal?
Usagi: (a bit unnerved) What rehearsal?
Ami: The one for our concert tonight, jerk-ass...
Mako: Yeah, we should get moving along, man...
Rei: All right, dudes... Let's practice... Um... "Diarrhea"
Minako: Yeah! Like totally! I, like, LOOOOVVE that song!
Ami: That's because the jackass wrote it...
Usagi: What are you all talking about?
Narrator: The girls pulled Usagi up on a stage, which led her to
believe they were in some kind of auditorium. Ami picked up her
electric guitar, Minako her mike, Mako sat down at the drums, and
Rei gave Usagi and herself also a mike.
Narrator: Mako and Ami began playing a beat just like "Santaria" by
Sublime.
Minako: I got nothing but diarrhea,
All thanks to those laxatives,
My friend had told me that they were chocolate,
And I-I ate them...
If I could find that son of a bitch I'd beat him to the ground
And I'd pop a cap up in his ass and I'll slap him doooooown
Rei: What I really wanna know...
You bastard, is why you're such a little sick fuck
Well, you're twisted
And that's all I really know, o-oh,
And I'm shitting out my brains
If you know what's good for you, you best go run and hide
Ami's got a new .45
And I won't think twice to shit it straight on down your throat,
Believe me when I say that I got enough to go around
Narrator: They all turned to Usagi expecting her to finish the last bit
of the song. And suddenly... The words seemed to flood into her mind
out of know where...
Usagi: What I really wanna know...
You bastard, is why you smiled when I told you all these things
Well you're twisted
And that's all I really know, o-oh
And I'm shitting out my braaaaaaiiinss...
Yeah... yeah... yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
Narrator: OK... sure... She didn't have A LOT of lines... But, it WAS
an improvement... Besides... I couldn't think of any other lyrics...
Minako: Damn! I LOVE that song!
Ami: Shut up! Jesus Christ!
Rei: Who?
Usagi: Um... I'm gathering we have a band right...?
Mako: Did you get amnesia or something, man? Yes we have a band! And
you're our lead signer!
Usagi: What?! Me?!
Ami: Yeah, dumb ass! Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives! Duh!
Narrator: Usagi burst out in a fit of giggles at the odd name. ^^ I
know... I'm soooo bad... hehe...
Minako: Why are you laughing? You're the one who made it up!
Mako: Yeah, you're Sailor Prune.
Usagi: WHAT??!!!
Rei: Yep. And I'm Sailor Mourner...
Ami: Sailor Mercenary!
Minako: Sailor Varsity!!
Mako: And, Sailor Jamaica!
Usagi: You've GOT to be kidding me...
Authors' notes: Bunny: Please stay tuned for Act 2 Scene 2! It gets
funnier!! *looks to Julia* is that a word...?
Julia: Er... *shrugs* Anyway... Peace!
to the story! Please Enjoy!!
Disclaimers: We do not own Sublime... or any of their songs... we also
don't own Sailor Moon... BUTWEOWNMAMO-CHAN!!!!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 2: Scene 1
God only knows where...
Voice: Usagi? Usagi-chan?! Wake up!
Usagi: Huh? (opens eyes slowly) Rei-chan...?
Narrator: Rei stared back at Usagi... but she looked... Different...
She had no pupils or irises. The tips of her hair were died red.
And her skin was a pale white. Not too mention that it sounded as
if she had smoked ONE to many cartons...
Rei: Dude... you were sleeping...
Usagi: WHAT THE HELL?! REI! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!!
Rei: Woah! Dude! Lower the decibels!
Minako: Like, totally! You're, like, busting my eardrums, girlfriend!
Usagi: M-Minako...?! What the hell is going on here?!
Narrator: Minako was also changed. She was wearing... PLAID!! OH MY
GOD!! BURN IT!! SHOOT IT DOWN!! DO SOMETHING FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Narrator: AHEM... Yes... well... Anyway... Her hair was now a lighter,
bleached blonde, and she was... well... a... dare I say it... a... a...
PREP!!!!!!!
Mamoru: (still backstage) No shock there...
Narrator: Hey! I thought I tied you to the bedposts?
Mamoru: My wrists were chaffing... Besides... I was getting a draft...
Narrator: OK... Moving on...
Mako: Usagi-chan! Yo! Chill out, man!
Usagi: EEP!!! MAKO-CHAN!! OH MY GOD!! Hey... I thought you were
Japanese...?
Narrator: Yes, well, sure enough though, with my twisted little mind...
Mako-chan was... well... different... She was now... Jamaican! Dreadlocks and all...
Ami: Why are you spazzing out so much, you little asswipe?
Usagi: AMI-CHAN?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!!!
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ami: Bite me...
Narrator: Oh... I'm so bad... Hehe... Well... Ami-chan was a bit
bitchier than normal... in fact... Even her appearance showed it.
Her hair was choppy and spiked up with loads of gel. And her clothes
were all cut and torn. Plus... in her hands... she held... a gun!
Her pride and joy...
Usagi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN? WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!!
Minako: Usagi-chan... Like, I don't know if you, like, got hit in the
head or something.. but, like, could we please just, like, move on
with the rehearsal?
Usagi: (a bit unnerved) What rehearsal?
Ami: The one for our concert tonight, jerk-ass...
Mako: Yeah, we should get moving along, man...
Rei: All right, dudes... Let's practice... Um... "Diarrhea"
Minako: Yeah! Like totally! I, like, LOOOOVVE that song!
Ami: That's because the jackass wrote it...
Usagi: What are you all talking about?
Narrator: The girls pulled Usagi up on a stage, which led her to
believe they were in some kind of auditorium. Ami picked up her
electric guitar, Minako her mike, Mako sat down at the drums, and
Rei gave Usagi and herself also a mike.
Narrator: Mako and Ami began playing a beat just like "Santaria" by
Sublime.
Minako: I got nothing but diarrhea,
All thanks to those laxatives,
My friend had told me that they were chocolate,
And I-I ate them...
If I could find that son of a bitch I'd beat him to the ground
And I'd pop a cap up in his ass and I'll slap him doooooown
Rei: What I really wanna know...
You bastard, is why you're such a little sick fuck
Well, you're twisted
And that's all I really know, o-oh,
And I'm shitting out my brains
If you know what's good for you, you best go run and hide
Ami's got a new .45
And I won't think twice to shit it straight on down your throat,
Believe me when I say that I got enough to go around
Narrator: They all turned to Usagi expecting her to finish the last bit
of the song. And suddenly... The words seemed to flood into her mind
out of know where...
Usagi: What I really wanna know...
You bastard, is why you smiled when I told you all these things
Well you're twisted
And that's all I really know, o-oh
And I'm shitting out my braaaaaaiiinss...
Yeah... yeah... yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
Narrator: OK... sure... She didn't have A LOT of lines... But, it WAS
an improvement... Besides... I couldn't think of any other lyrics...
Minako: Damn! I LOVE that song!
Ami: Shut up! Jesus Christ!
Rei: Who?
Usagi: Um... I'm gathering we have a band right...?
Mako: Did you get amnesia or something, man? Yes we have a band! And
you're our lead signer!
Usagi: What?! Me?!
Ami: Yeah, dumb ass! Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives! Duh!
Narrator: Usagi burst out in a fit of giggles at the odd name. ^^ I
know... I'm soooo bad... hehe...
Minako: Why are you laughing? You're the one who made it up!
Mako: Yeah, you're Sailor Prune.
Usagi: WHAT??!!!
Rei: Yep. And I'm Sailor Mourner...
Ami: Sailor Mercenary!
Minako: Sailor Varsity!!
Mako: And, Sailor Jamaica!
Usagi: You've GOT to be kidding me...
Authors' notes: Bunny: Please stay tuned for Act 2 Scene 2! It gets
funnier!! *looks to Julia* is that a word...?
Julia: Er... *shrugs* Anyway... Peace!