Zim and Nny, you know something's gonna happen.

A MetalWing production.

A Zim and Jonny crossover, YAY !!:) Takes place during the episode Germs, and either the first or second JTHM comic, can't remember which. My first one so please read and review, as I would like either constructive criticism or complements, your choice of course. One more thing, I'm just borrowing your characters Jhonen, I know I don't own them, no harm meant; please don't kill me with your eye lasers. Now onto the fic.



Zim had just gotten his space meat and was about to go fight the germy menace in his house once again, but then someone caught his eye, he was the strangest looking human Zim had ever seen. He just had to say something,

"You're a weird looking human."

"What did you say?"

"I said you're a weird looking human."

"Weird huh."

"Yes, very weird."

"You know, I hate that word almost as much a wacky, which is to say that I hate it a lot. It has to be one of the stupidest, most idiotic words out there."

"Your still weird."

"THERE YOU GO AGAIN. WEIRD, THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS WACKY!!!"

"Will you SHUT UP. So what if the little guy says your weird, he has a point, you are weird."

"NOW YOU. WHY IS EVERY TIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!?"

"What's going on?"

"Someone called that weird guy weird and now he's going ballistic."

"You are indeed weird. Now I have to go home and fight the germs that infest it."

Pointing a spoon/straw at Zim, "I'll show you weird."

Sounds of death and destruction that usually follow whenever Jonny blows his top about something, I'm just too lazy to do any sound FX.

"GIR, COME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Coming sir."

Gir then fly's in and takes Zim away from the carnage. Many hours later, Zim is finally taking a rest after having defeated the germ invasion that was in his home, but he will not be alone for long.

"I have escaped from that insane human and have defeated the germs, a good day for this invader."

"Who is that?"

"Who is who?"

"That man with the pipe."

At that Jonny runs in bashes Zim in the head with the pipe, knocking Zim unconscious. Zim wakes up chained to wall and is greeted by Jonny who is holding a box of spoon/straws.

"I said I'd show you weird."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

End

Hope you all liked it, I know just about the whole thing is a retelling of when the lady called Jonny wacky in the Taco Smell place but I wanted something short and this came to mind. Like I said at the top, this is my first so please read and review. Thanks.