Authors' Notes: Bunny: YELLOW ARMADILLOS!!!
Julia: um... MAKENAI!!
Bunny: *rolls eyes* Don't ask... Well, here's the next Scene! R+R!!

Disclaimers: Yeah yeah... You know the drill... we own Mamo-chan...
then we get shot down... blah blah blah...

Rated R

Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives


Act 2: Scene 2

The Concert, 9:00 PM


Narrator: The Sailor Laxatives (snicker) stood behind the stage's
curtains, setting up. The crowed was already filling in and waiting
impatiently for the 9:30 performance.

Voice: Hey, biotches, you ready?

Narrator: The girls all turned around to meet the gaze of a tall,
built, dreamy, sexy, tempting... Er! Sorry! Got carried away... Um...
they turned around to see a guy... a gorgeous, loving, romantic, kind...

Varsity: Like, totally!

Mourner: Are you, dude?

Mamoru: Yeah, I only got one lil' rap... But man... I got the
BLING BLING!

Narrator: The girls giggled at Mamoru's comment. After they came down
from their temporary high, Prune leaned over and whispered in
Jamaica's ear:

Prune: Mamo-chan's part of our band too?

Jamaica: Yep. He's Tuxedo M+M!

Narrator: Prune busted out laughing so hard she nearly ripped open
the seams in her costume.

Tux M+M: Did I miss a joke?

Mercenary: Yeah, the one about yo-

Narrator: Mercenary was cut off as Mourner clasped a hand over her
mouth. The last thing anyone needed was a brawl breaking out between
M+M and Mercenary...

Prune: (stops laughing) So, Mamo-chan? You're gonna rap for us, huh?

Tux M+M: Um... Mamo-chan...? When did you start calling me "Mamo-chan"?

Prune: I've always called you Mamo-chan, silly!

Tux M+M: Uh huh... Sure... Did you take those little pills you find
in your mother's medicine cabinet again?



Bunny: Ok... we're sick of Authors' Notes... Buh bye!!