Authors' Notes: Here. Read. Laugh. Enjoy. Review.
Dislaimer: We don't own D-12 or Eminem... I don't think I spelt that
right... Any way... we own... "you know who"... ^^
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 2: Scene 3
On stage, 9:30 PM
Prune: This is our Debut Single: "Diarrhea!"
Narrator: Mourner, Varsity, and Prune sing "Diarrhea" and receive many
cheers and applause.
Usagi: Now, we would like to sign for you, "Purple Pills!"
Narrator: There's a song by Eminem called "Purple Hills." If you
haven't heard it, you might be a little lost, but you might be able to
get it. If you want the MP3 e-mail me!
Usagi: I've been so many places,
I've seen so many faces,
But nothing compares to these blue, and yellow,
Purple pills
I've had the strongest laxatives,
Once or twice, but who's counting,
But nothing compares to these blue, and yellow,
Purple pills
M+M: Smooth, oval, the best types around,
With some real strong shit I'm trying to pass 'round town,
It's Tuxedo M+M with some pills up his sleeve,
All up on you some like type of pet peeve,
I can't describe the vibe I get
Once I walk past 6 people,
Then 5 gotta shit...
Oh sh-
Narrator: Tuxedo M+M was cut off as a thunderous crash exploded in the
back of the auditorium. Every one turned to the crach.
Tux M+M: Hey! Who the fuck's there?! How dare you interrupt me during
my rap?!!!
Narrator: Tux M+M screamed in his mike some more curses and had to be
restrained by Jamaica and Prune.
Mourner: Hey! Whoever's back there, what the hell do you think you're
doing?! You should know the Tux has a bad temper!
Tux M+M: Don't! Fucking! Start! With! Me! Mourner!!
Narrator: A spotlight suddenly turned on where the crash had been and
illuminated a tall figure standing there.
Tux M+M: Who are you?!
Mercenary: I'll get him!! (pulls out a machine gun)
Varsity: Oh my god! Like, we're all gonna die! Oh shit! What if I,
like, break a nail?!
Figure: (pulls out a microphone) My name, is Dr. Dre. I am a rapper,
and I just came here to tell you, Tuxedo M+M, that you're raps SUCK!!
Narrator: Because of my demented little mind... Dr. Dre turns out
looking something like... DR. TOMOE!!!
MWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*insert more maniac laughter here*
Tux M+M: WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!
Dr. Dre: Well, it's true. I'm only trying to help...
Tux M+M: YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT?! THAN FREESTYLE OLD MAN! COME ON!
I CHALLENGE YOU!!
Audience: *insert "ooh's" and "ahh's" here*
Dr. Dre: Fine... If you really think that will help...
Tux M+M: FINE!!
Narrator: Tux M+M starts off first with a kick ass rap that goes
something like this...
Tux M+M: Yo, M+M in da house, now ya betta sit down,
This mother fucker ova here be wearing da crown,
I'll kick your sorry ass to the planet Mars,
Dat gothy chic ova there be the bitch in charge,
Now Sialor Prune may seem like a fucked up name,
But girls like that ain't got no God damned shame,
They'll run their game,
And you'll be praying this dame,
Will stop beating you down cuz you look mad lame...
We got mercenaries and preps,
So we got mad variety,
So just shut your mouth,
Cuz, yo! You ain't no friend of me!
All des fly chix will skin down you ass,
Now don't cry mother fucker,
No more need for Slim Fast!
Narrator: The crowd burst into cheers and chanted Tuxedo M+M's name
over and over again... Next... Was Dr. Dre...
Dr. Dre: Yo, M- what the fuck you trying to say?
You think I'm FAT?
Damn rite- my rhymes are- HEY HEY!
Yo fucker, you be looking mad gay!
"Have you had it up the ass today?"
M, c'mon it don't need to go down like this,
You only hurting yourself, who you trying to diss?
I'll back down if you will too!
I just want piece,
Is that cool wit you?
Audience: Cheers, until Mercenary threatens to shoot her machine gun
at them...
Tux M+M: I'll give you a piece all right,
A piece of my mind
For steppin' up in my crib tonight,
So scram fat ass and don't show up again,
Cuz make no mistake, I ain't about to be your friend!
Narrator: The audience continued to applaud and so did the band for Tux
M+M. Seems that Dr. Dre was wrong... So he left the set and went into
his dressing room to powder himself.
Bunny: Thanks to my "anonymus" sister who made those raps! ^^
Julia: SANDEE!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Dislaimer: We don't own D-12 or Eminem... I don't think I spelt that
right... Any way... we own... "you know who"... ^^
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 2: Scene 3
On stage, 9:30 PM
Prune: This is our Debut Single: "Diarrhea!"
Narrator: Mourner, Varsity, and Prune sing "Diarrhea" and receive many
cheers and applause.
Usagi: Now, we would like to sign for you, "Purple Pills!"
Narrator: There's a song by Eminem called "Purple Hills." If you
haven't heard it, you might be a little lost, but you might be able to
get it. If you want the MP3 e-mail me!
Usagi: I've been so many places,
I've seen so many faces,
But nothing compares to these blue, and yellow,
Purple pills
I've had the strongest laxatives,
Once or twice, but who's counting,
But nothing compares to these blue, and yellow,
Purple pills
M+M: Smooth, oval, the best types around,
With some real strong shit I'm trying to pass 'round town,
It's Tuxedo M+M with some pills up his sleeve,
All up on you some like type of pet peeve,
I can't describe the vibe I get
Once I walk past 6 people,
Then 5 gotta shit...
Oh sh-
Narrator: Tuxedo M+M was cut off as a thunderous crash exploded in the
back of the auditorium. Every one turned to the crach.
Tux M+M: Hey! Who the fuck's there?! How dare you interrupt me during
my rap?!!!
Narrator: Tux M+M screamed in his mike some more curses and had to be
restrained by Jamaica and Prune.
Mourner: Hey! Whoever's back there, what the hell do you think you're
doing?! You should know the Tux has a bad temper!
Tux M+M: Don't! Fucking! Start! With! Me! Mourner!!
Narrator: A spotlight suddenly turned on where the crash had been and
illuminated a tall figure standing there.
Tux M+M: Who are you?!
Mercenary: I'll get him!! (pulls out a machine gun)
Varsity: Oh my god! Like, we're all gonna die! Oh shit! What if I,
like, break a nail?!
Figure: (pulls out a microphone) My name, is Dr. Dre. I am a rapper,
and I just came here to tell you, Tuxedo M+M, that you're raps SUCK!!
Narrator: Because of my demented little mind... Dr. Dre turns out
looking something like... DR. TOMOE!!!
MWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*insert more maniac laughter here*
Tux M+M: WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!
Dr. Dre: Well, it's true. I'm only trying to help...
Tux M+M: YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT?! THAN FREESTYLE OLD MAN! COME ON!
I CHALLENGE YOU!!
Audience: *insert "ooh's" and "ahh's" here*
Dr. Dre: Fine... If you really think that will help...
Tux M+M: FINE!!
Narrator: Tux M+M starts off first with a kick ass rap that goes
something like this...
Tux M+M: Yo, M+M in da house, now ya betta sit down,
This mother fucker ova here be wearing da crown,
I'll kick your sorry ass to the planet Mars,
Dat gothy chic ova there be the bitch in charge,
Now Sialor Prune may seem like a fucked up name,
But girls like that ain't got no God damned shame,
They'll run their game,
And you'll be praying this dame,
Will stop beating you down cuz you look mad lame...
We got mercenaries and preps,
So we got mad variety,
So just shut your mouth,
Cuz, yo! You ain't no friend of me!
All des fly chix will skin down you ass,
Now don't cry mother fucker,
No more need for Slim Fast!
Narrator: The crowd burst into cheers and chanted Tuxedo M+M's name
over and over again... Next... Was Dr. Dre...
Dr. Dre: Yo, M- what the fuck you trying to say?
You think I'm FAT?
Damn rite- my rhymes are- HEY HEY!
Yo fucker, you be looking mad gay!
"Have you had it up the ass today?"
M, c'mon it don't need to go down like this,
You only hurting yourself, who you trying to diss?
I'll back down if you will too!
I just want piece,
Is that cool wit you?
Audience: Cheers, until Mercenary threatens to shoot her machine gun
at them...
Tux M+M: I'll give you a piece all right,
A piece of my mind
For steppin' up in my crib tonight,
So scram fat ass and don't show up again,
Cuz make no mistake, I ain't about to be your friend!
Narrator: The audience continued to applaud and so did the band for Tux
M+M. Seems that Dr. Dre was wrong... So he left the set and went into
his dressing room to powder himself.
Bunny: Thanks to my "anonymus" sister who made those raps! ^^
Julia: SANDEE!! WE LOVE YOU!!