Authors' Notes: Likeing it so far? We sure hope so! R+R!!
Disclaimer: We do NOT own SLUTS R US... Actually... I think we do...
ummm...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 3: Scene 1
The living room of Haruka and Michiru's house, 11:00 PM
Narrator: While Haruka is lying down on (gulp) Michiru's lap
(snicker) Michiru is caressingly stroking Haruka's back... side...
hahahhahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Tux M+M: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! (out of nowhere)
Narrator: No, just kidding. She was stroking her back. Period.
Haruka: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Shit! I hate it when people make fun of my
name! Especially jerks like Tuxedo M+M!
Michiru: Dude, I know how it feels... Oh... wait a second, no I don't!
Haruka: Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michiru: Wow, I was just playing honey dude, it's OK I'm here.
SFX: Rings doorbell
Michiru: Hold on I'll get it. You just stay here.
Narrator: While Michiru gets up, Haruka is still whining like a stupid
baby on the couch. She reminds me of Chibi Chibi, which we are not
bringing into this script for reasons of decency!!!!! Anyway.....
Michiru: I'm coming, Dude, hold on!
Michiru: (opens door)
Michiru: Setsuna! Come in dude!
Narrator: While Setsuna walks in she sees Haruka in a very bad
position on the couch with her cloths wrinkled and... damp.
Setsuna: Did I, like, come in at a bad time, cuz if you wanna-
Michiru: No! It's OK! Don't leave! Haruka's just a little upset.
Setsuna: Awwww....over what? Oh, well it doesn't matter! I was made
for cheering up unhappy and lonely souls.....
Narrator: As Setsuna sits on the couch next to Haruka, she notices the
very, umm, classy-looking clothes she has on.
Setsuna: Hey Haruka! Like the new ensemble?
Narrator: Haruka looks at Setsuna's outfit of SHORT leather shorts,
LOW, red halter top, 4 inch black sandals and not to mention long,
red nails, fake eyelashes, cherry lipstick, and her once beautiful
black hair, now streaked blonde and white. (shudder)
Haruka: Ummmm... (sniffles)... uhhhh... it's great!
Setsuna: Really?! Well it should be since I got it yesterday at a
sale at SLUTS R US! I thought most of the clothes there were great,
but I decided to, like, go modest for a while!
Haruka and Michiru: Right...
Disclaimer: We do NOT own SLUTS R US... Actually... I think we do...
ummm...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 3: Scene 1
The living room of Haruka and Michiru's house, 11:00 PM
Narrator: While Haruka is lying down on (gulp) Michiru's lap
(snicker) Michiru is caressingly stroking Haruka's back... side...
hahahhahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Tux M+M: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! (out of nowhere)
Narrator: No, just kidding. She was stroking her back. Period.
Haruka: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Shit! I hate it when people make fun of my
name! Especially jerks like Tuxedo M+M!
Michiru: Dude, I know how it feels... Oh... wait a second, no I don't!
Haruka: Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michiru: Wow, I was just playing honey dude, it's OK I'm here.
SFX: Rings doorbell
Michiru: Hold on I'll get it. You just stay here.
Narrator: While Michiru gets up, Haruka is still whining like a stupid
baby on the couch. She reminds me of Chibi Chibi, which we are not
bringing into this script for reasons of decency!!!!! Anyway.....
Michiru: I'm coming, Dude, hold on!
Michiru: (opens door)
Michiru: Setsuna! Come in dude!
Narrator: While Setsuna walks in she sees Haruka in a very bad
position on the couch with her cloths wrinkled and... damp.
Setsuna: Did I, like, come in at a bad time, cuz if you wanna-
Michiru: No! It's OK! Don't leave! Haruka's just a little upset.
Setsuna: Awwww....over what? Oh, well it doesn't matter! I was made
for cheering up unhappy and lonely souls.....
Narrator: As Setsuna sits on the couch next to Haruka, she notices the
very, umm, classy-looking clothes she has on.
Setsuna: Hey Haruka! Like the new ensemble?
Narrator: Haruka looks at Setsuna's outfit of SHORT leather shorts,
LOW, red halter top, 4 inch black sandals and not to mention long,
red nails, fake eyelashes, cherry lipstick, and her once beautiful
black hair, now streaked blonde and white. (shudder)
Haruka: Ummmm... (sniffles)... uhhhh... it's great!
Setsuna: Really?! Well it should be since I got it yesterday at a
sale at SLUTS R US! I thought most of the clothes there were great,
but I decided to, like, go modest for a while!
Haruka and Michiru: Right...