Authors' Notes: Bunny: Julia's so funny!! She's very good at writing
this crap!! ^^
Julia: Damned straight! I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimers: We don't own Sailor Moon... blahdee blah blah...
yakitee schmakitee...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Prune
Act 3: Scene 2
After the concert, at a nearby Wendy's...
Ami: Well that was a shit of a performance if I ever thought so...
Rei: Why... are you always... so negitive?
Ami: I don't know! Why are you always so high?!
Rei: Well why... are you always so gun happy?!
Ami: Gun happy, wait just a god damned minute!-
Minako: Guys, like, just shut up!
Ami: You know Minako, your right, I'm sure you can perk us up, with
your peppy speeches you give all the time-
Usagi: Alright! Please! I know we didn't do a great job-
Mamoru: Hey!
Usagi: Alright! Most of us didn't do a great job, but the thing is we-
Mako: We got out before Dr. Dre could kick our asses!
All except for Usagi: Yeah!
Usagi: OK, that's not really what I had in mind, but...
if it makes everyone happy, yeah! We didn't get hurt! And that's a
plus!
Mamoru: Foods here!
Narrator: Everyone suddenly gets up and rushes over to get there
burgers, and Minako to get her salad. Then Mamoru knocks into Minako
and spills her "Italian" salad dressing all over her new plaid skirt.
Minako: Shit!! Mamoru! My skirt! Grrrrrrr....now I'll have to go
into the bathroom and clean it off.....
Mamoru: Sorry babe!
Narrator: When Varsity has been in the bathroom for a while, everyone
hears a scream coming from the inside of it.
Minako: HELP!!!!!!
Narrator: Everyone runs up to the bathroom door to see Minako on the
floor unconscious and a huge youma standing over her.
Usagi: Oh no!
Narrator: Again, flashes of rainbow light surrounding the girls
(and Mamoru) who are completely naked, or what the Otakus like to call
the "Transformation" occurs, yet surprisingly, no one else in the
restaurant notices... ahhh... life is good...
Prune: *place horribly long speech here*
Prune: And excuse me, in the names of all Prunes and most sun-dried
fruits, but not apricots, I hate them, (everyone nods),
I will punish you for your seemingly mediocre behavior on my part!
Youma: Then get it over with! You always say that, but never mean it...
for God's sake what are you waiting for!? Go ahead already!
Prune: Okay! Alright! Hold on! Umm... what were those words again...
ummm... ohhh... right!
Narrator: Prune does all the spinny gymnastics shit that comes before
every stupid attack...
Prune: SPITTING RAISIN TORNADO!
Narrator: As a million raisons come swirling out of Prunes hands, the youma is knocked down, but then slowly gets up again on its feet, furious.
Prune: (gasp) It didn't work?!
Jamaica: Guess not! But don't worry!
Jamaica: DREADLOCK TWIST!!!!!!
Narrator: All of a sudden, flying dreadlocks come out of the ground
and tied up the youma, who was screaming and struggling.
Jamaica: Varsity! Your turn!
Narrator: Varsity suddlenly wakes up out of no where and jumps to her
feet...
Varsity: Right!
Varsity: Ralph Laur-en Illusion!
Narrator: As Varsity did her pointless attack, the youma popped out
of the dreadlock's hold
Youma: Grrrrrrrr......I'll get you Sailor Prune! And your pokey
sucking senshi too!!!!
Narrator: The youma jumps toward Prune, when....ahhh... I mean...
*cough cough* ... Tuxedo M+M jumps in the way of the little twit...
M+M: NOOOOO!!!!! Sailor Prune!
Narrator: As the youma seems to fly right into Tux M+M, a force field
surrounds the two... uhh... when will this insanity ever end.....
Mourner: Like.....what's happening man?
Mercenary: Didn't this happen in the S series already?
Varsity:... baka...
this crap!! ^^
Julia: Damned straight! I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimers: We don't own Sailor Moon... blahdee blah blah...
yakitee schmakitee...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Prune
Act 3: Scene 2
After the concert, at a nearby Wendy's...
Ami: Well that was a shit of a performance if I ever thought so...
Rei: Why... are you always... so negitive?
Ami: I don't know! Why are you always so high?!
Rei: Well why... are you always so gun happy?!
Ami: Gun happy, wait just a god damned minute!-
Minako: Guys, like, just shut up!
Ami: You know Minako, your right, I'm sure you can perk us up, with
your peppy speeches you give all the time-
Usagi: Alright! Please! I know we didn't do a great job-
Mamoru: Hey!
Usagi: Alright! Most of us didn't do a great job, but the thing is we-
Mako: We got out before Dr. Dre could kick our asses!
All except for Usagi: Yeah!
Usagi: OK, that's not really what I had in mind, but...
if it makes everyone happy, yeah! We didn't get hurt! And that's a
plus!
Mamoru: Foods here!
Narrator: Everyone suddenly gets up and rushes over to get there
burgers, and Minako to get her salad. Then Mamoru knocks into Minako
and spills her "Italian" salad dressing all over her new plaid skirt.
Minako: Shit!! Mamoru! My skirt! Grrrrrrr....now I'll have to go
into the bathroom and clean it off.....
Mamoru: Sorry babe!
Narrator: When Varsity has been in the bathroom for a while, everyone
hears a scream coming from the inside of it.
Minako: HELP!!!!!!
Narrator: Everyone runs up to the bathroom door to see Minako on the
floor unconscious and a huge youma standing over her.
Usagi: Oh no!
Narrator: Again, flashes of rainbow light surrounding the girls
(and Mamoru) who are completely naked, or what the Otakus like to call
the "Transformation" occurs, yet surprisingly, no one else in the
restaurant notices... ahhh... life is good...
Prune: *place horribly long speech here*
Prune: And excuse me, in the names of all Prunes and most sun-dried
fruits, but not apricots, I hate them, (everyone nods),
I will punish you for your seemingly mediocre behavior on my part!
Youma: Then get it over with! You always say that, but never mean it...
for God's sake what are you waiting for!? Go ahead already!
Prune: Okay! Alright! Hold on! Umm... what were those words again...
ummm... ohhh... right!
Narrator: Prune does all the spinny gymnastics shit that comes before
every stupid attack...
Prune: SPITTING RAISIN TORNADO!
Narrator: As a million raisons come swirling out of Prunes hands, the youma is knocked down, but then slowly gets up again on its feet, furious.
Prune: (gasp) It didn't work?!
Jamaica: Guess not! But don't worry!
Jamaica: DREADLOCK TWIST!!!!!!
Narrator: All of a sudden, flying dreadlocks come out of the ground
and tied up the youma, who was screaming and struggling.
Jamaica: Varsity! Your turn!
Narrator: Varsity suddlenly wakes up out of no where and jumps to her
feet...
Varsity: Right!
Varsity: Ralph Laur-en Illusion!
Narrator: As Varsity did her pointless attack, the youma popped out
of the dreadlock's hold
Youma: Grrrrrrrr......I'll get you Sailor Prune! And your pokey
sucking senshi too!!!!
Narrator: The youma jumps toward Prune, when....ahhh... I mean...
*cough cough* ... Tuxedo M+M jumps in the way of the little twit...
M+M: NOOOOO!!!!! Sailor Prune!
Narrator: As the youma seems to fly right into Tux M+M, a force field
surrounds the two... uhh... when will this insanity ever end.....
Mourner: Like.....what's happening man?
Mercenary: Didn't this happen in the S series already?
Varsity:... baka...