No notes...
No disclaimers... you get the idea...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 3: Scene 3
Prune: M+M, what's happening?!
Tux M+M: You expect me to know, biotch!? This shit is wack!
Narrator: Yes well, you all know how it goes, light surrounding them,
flashes, getting transported into another dimension by some unknown
force, getting big, shiny rod used to wallop foes into an oblivion...
yackity, shmakity. Anyway, moving on with the plot this story does not
have, they come out of the light and "ohhh, deary me!" they get a big
ass piece of metal. What a surprise.....
Prune: M+M, what is this?
Tux M+M: It is a symbol of out undying love for one another, and our
protector from evil, it is our-
Mercenary: What the hell!? Tux M+M are you alright?!
Tux M+M: I'm a'ight
Narrator: Out of nowhere Prune takes the wand, and gets a new attack...
wow...*eyes widen at this point in the story*
Prune: PRUNE INCONTENENT LOVE BEAM!!!!!!
Narrator: And Prune blew the youma into a... well... oblivion
Tux M+M: That was some nice shit, hoe!
Prune: Thanks, I think
Varsity: Yeah, like, I totally agree! Thanks for saving me and junk!
Prune: But I didn't-
Varsity: C'mon, I didn't get to eat my salad yet!
Narrator: The senshi go back and de-transform (however they do that)
eat some crap, and then they are just about to leave when they see the
outer senshi come in.
Setsuna: Hey Mamoru, looking good...
Mamoru: You're looking good yourself, bitch!
Usagi: Mamoru!
Inner senshi, except for Usagi who is getting ready to slap Mamoru,
Michiru, Haruka, Hotaru (at the present age of 9).
Narrator: Makenai!
Mako: Where the hell did that come from?!
Narrator: Shut up and go along your plot less way, you bobsledding
bastard!
Minako: We were, like, all going to go out now, you guys wanna come
with us, or whatever?
Michiru: Sure. we would love to
Narrator: Well, all of them walk out into the parking lot and into
Mamoru's Ford Fiesta. I can't wait...
Haruka: Are you sure we can all get into this little car?
Minako: Like, is the sun a planet? C'mon!
Haruka: Ummmmmm... k ...
Narrator: As they all get into the car they smell something horrible,
and they see small, round objects on the seat of the car and on the
floor of it too.
Usagi: Mamo-chan, what are those?
Mamoru: Uhh...oh those...those are my lucky silver dollars, but I won't
need anymore luck since I gots you and shit.
Usagi: Awwww, Mamo-chan, your so sweet...
Setsuna: Silver dollars ay?...
No disclaimers... you get the idea...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 3: Scene 3
Prune: M+M, what's happening?!
Tux M+M: You expect me to know, biotch!? This shit is wack!
Narrator: Yes well, you all know how it goes, light surrounding them,
flashes, getting transported into another dimension by some unknown
force, getting big, shiny rod used to wallop foes into an oblivion...
yackity, shmakity. Anyway, moving on with the plot this story does not
have, they come out of the light and "ohhh, deary me!" they get a big
ass piece of metal. What a surprise.....
Prune: M+M, what is this?
Tux M+M: It is a symbol of out undying love for one another, and our
protector from evil, it is our-
Mercenary: What the hell!? Tux M+M are you alright?!
Tux M+M: I'm a'ight
Narrator: Out of nowhere Prune takes the wand, and gets a new attack...
wow...*eyes widen at this point in the story*
Prune: PRUNE INCONTENENT LOVE BEAM!!!!!!
Narrator: And Prune blew the youma into a... well... oblivion
Tux M+M: That was some nice shit, hoe!
Prune: Thanks, I think
Varsity: Yeah, like, I totally agree! Thanks for saving me and junk!
Prune: But I didn't-
Varsity: C'mon, I didn't get to eat my salad yet!
Narrator: The senshi go back and de-transform (however they do that)
eat some crap, and then they are just about to leave when they see the
outer senshi come in.
Setsuna: Hey Mamoru, looking good...
Mamoru: You're looking good yourself, bitch!
Usagi: Mamoru!
Inner senshi, except for Usagi who is getting ready to slap Mamoru,
Michiru, Haruka, Hotaru (at the present age of 9).
Narrator: Makenai!
Mako: Where the hell did that come from?!
Narrator: Shut up and go along your plot less way, you bobsledding
bastard!
Minako: We were, like, all going to go out now, you guys wanna come
with us, or whatever?
Michiru: Sure. we would love to
Narrator: Well, all of them walk out into the parking lot and into
Mamoru's Ford Fiesta. I can't wait...
Haruka: Are you sure we can all get into this little car?
Minako: Like, is the sun a planet? C'mon!
Haruka: Ummmmmm... k ...
Narrator: As they all get into the car they smell something horrible,
and they see small, round objects on the seat of the car and on the
floor of it too.
Usagi: Mamo-chan, what are those?
Mamoru: Uhh...oh those...those are my lucky silver dollars, but I won't
need anymore luck since I gots you and shit.
Usagi: Awwww, Mamo-chan, your so sweet...
Setsuna: Silver dollars ay?...