Please excuse us for any spelling errors or things like that... ^^

Disclaimers: WE DON'T OWN BEVERLY HILLS!!!

Rated R

Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives


Act 4: Scene 1

At Minako's Mansion somewhere in Beverly Hills, which might I add is
not in Japan at all, for all of you wondering baka

Narrator: Some of the senshi had fainted from the harsh smell of
Mamoru's fiesta on the ride there so Ami, Setsuna, Haruka and Mako
were all sleeping at the time when this scene occurred

Usagi: Mamo-chan, you seemed different, after we got the love pipe in
Wendy's...

Mamoru: Like how. Was I not the same gansta self I always is?

Usagi: No. Well yes. I don't seem to know. It was like you were
possessed...

Mamoru: Like, when I cheated on ya wid Chibi-Usa?

Narrator: I thought that we were not going to bring her into this
script! Now I don't wanna hear that name again, you stupid bastards!

Usagi: Yes. Ummmm, I guess so. I still don't really know, but you
just sounded different, not yourself

Narrator: Yes, while Usagi and Mamoru were talking aimlessly to each
other, Dr. Dre popped in to say hi. And all the other sleeping senshi
awakened if you're wondering

Mamoru: Dr. D, yo I thought I told you to stop gettin' up in my grill
like this, bro?!

Dr. Dre: Look, player, you wanna say something' to me?! Well then I
would like to challenge you to a session again, my brother!

Mamoru: Player, I am down wid that if you'll are

Narrator: Mamoru "transforms" again, nakedness and all... (drool)...
into the hot, sexy... I mean... bulky, buff... you get the point...

Mamoru: You wanna play, player? Fine wid me!

Tux M+M:*place horrendously stupid and pointless, yet entertaining and
"diss filled" rap of some big proportion here*

Dr. Dre: *ditto*

Tux M+M: You had enough? You want some more?!

Dr. Dre: I haven't had my way with you yet, my brother!

Varsity: Ewwwww... we did not, like, need to know that and junk.

Narrator: Dr. Dre leaps out of the window and all the senshi hear a
big THUD after 2 seconds.

Tux M+M: Serves you right fucker!

Dr. Dre: I'm okay! Mother fucka... (grumble)


^^ Till next time!