Authors' Notes: We're too lazy to write notes... uh huh... right...
Disclaimers: You get the idea...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 4: Scene 2
Later that night at a club where the outers will play
Narrator: Again, the outers transform in swirling lights, and in a
transformation scene which is almost hentai...
Haruka: URANUS-
Narrator and Mamoru: (snicker)
Haruka: JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID, TINY BRAINED, ASS HOLE, MORON, IDIOT,
NUMBSKULL, YELLOW BELLIED, RAT BASTARD, POKEY SUCKING, MONKEY BITING,
SHORT LIVED, UNPOPULAR, PARANIOD, HORRENDIOUSLY NOT FUNNY, JELOUS,
FUCK-TARD EXCUSES FOR "HUMAN" BEINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M+M and Narrator: (5 seconds later)... wow...
Haruka: Anyway.....
Haruka: Uranus Crystal Power!! Make up!!
Michiru: Nirvana Crystal power!! Make up!!
Setsuna: Prostitute Crystal Power!! Make up!!
Hotaru (at the present age of 10): Safety Crystal power!! Make up!!
Nirvana: Dudes, let's kick some rock-hard ass!!!!
Minna: Yeah!!!!
Narrator: The outers walk on stage to hear a huge uproar from their
fans in the audience. Uranus sits down on the drums (snicker),
Prostitute takes guitar and a mike, Safety takes Bass, and Nirvana
takes lead guitar and a mike.
Nirvana: Alright everybody, we are, like, gonna play our favorite, and
we know it's yours too, THE POT SHOW!
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: Hanging out behind the alley on the weekdays
Acting cool, getting high with my best friend
I couldn't wait to get stoned on the get warped tour
I remember it was the first time that I saw her there
(Guitar solos)
Prostitute: She's getting kicked out of school because she's failing people
I'm kinda nervous cuz I sneaked her in the building
But she's the one, she will always be there
She took my life, and that made it I swear
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: When I said I was gonna go to Juve
I remember the look my mother gave us
15 without a purpose or a right thumb
We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
Prostitute: Tacking my picture of her on my cell wall
I waited to make my call
She always kept - me - grieving
And if I ever got another chance, I'd still ask for a hit
Because she kept - me - grieving
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: When I said I was gonna go to Juve
I remember the look my mother gave us
15 without a purpose or a right thumb
We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
With the pot at the rock show
With the pot at the rock show
I'll never - forget you
I'll never - forget you
With the pot at the rock show
With the pot at the rock show
I'll never - forget you.............
Narrator: Everyone suddenly burst out in applause when they finished
their song. The mosh pit seemed to gather more and more people, as
if they knew what was coming.
Nirvana: Thank you!!! Thanks!!! Okay!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you!
Now we are going to play our other great hit, You Aint Nothin' But A
Dope!
Narrator: Now they play their other huge hit and the audience again
applauses very loudly and the Outers bow and go off the stage for a
break. That's when the Ami, Mina, Mako, Usagi and Mamoru came
backstage.
Uranus: What the hell are you guys doing here!!!
Mamoru: We were looking for Uranus, have you seen it lately?
Narrator and Mamoru: (burst out into laughter and then Usagi pushes
them aside)
Hotaru (at the present age of 14): How did you get here? Are you
hurt?! It's dangerous backstage!!
Usagi: Well, the security guys were too bombed to notice us running in.
Nirvana: Where is Rei?
Usagi: She's over there sharing her "tips and secrets" of the trade to
the guards
Ami: Rei, get your crackless ass over here!!!
Narrator: Rei comes running over...ohhh...exciting...
Prostitute: What seems to be the problem? Why did you come back
here anyway?
Usagi: Well we think we have found the new enemy...
Disclaimers: You get the idea...
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 4: Scene 2
Later that night at a club where the outers will play
Narrator: Again, the outers transform in swirling lights, and in a
transformation scene which is almost hentai...
Haruka: URANUS-
Narrator and Mamoru: (snicker)
Haruka: JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID, TINY BRAINED, ASS HOLE, MORON, IDIOT,
NUMBSKULL, YELLOW BELLIED, RAT BASTARD, POKEY SUCKING, MONKEY BITING,
SHORT LIVED, UNPOPULAR, PARANIOD, HORRENDIOUSLY NOT FUNNY, JELOUS,
FUCK-TARD EXCUSES FOR "HUMAN" BEINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M+M and Narrator: (5 seconds later)... wow...
Haruka: Anyway.....
Haruka: Uranus Crystal Power!! Make up!!
Michiru: Nirvana Crystal power!! Make up!!
Setsuna: Prostitute Crystal Power!! Make up!!
Hotaru (at the present age of 10): Safety Crystal power!! Make up!!
Nirvana: Dudes, let's kick some rock-hard ass!!!!
Minna: Yeah!!!!
Narrator: The outers walk on stage to hear a huge uproar from their
fans in the audience. Uranus sits down on the drums (snicker),
Prostitute takes guitar and a mike, Safety takes Bass, and Nirvana
takes lead guitar and a mike.
Nirvana: Alright everybody, we are, like, gonna play our favorite, and
we know it's yours too, THE POT SHOW!
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: Hanging out behind the alley on the weekdays
Acting cool, getting high with my best friend
I couldn't wait to get stoned on the get warped tour
I remember it was the first time that I saw her there
(Guitar solos)
Prostitute: She's getting kicked out of school because she's failing people
I'm kinda nervous cuz I sneaked her in the building
But she's the one, she will always be there
She took my life, and that made it I swear
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: When I said I was gonna go to Juve
I remember the look my mother gave us
15 without a purpose or a right thumb
We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
Prostitute: Tacking my picture of her on my cell wall
I waited to make my call
She always kept - me - grieving
And if I ever got another chance, I'd still ask for a hit
Because she kept - me - grieving
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
Nirvana: When I said I was gonna go to Juve
I remember the look my mother gave us
15 without a purpose or a right thumb
We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
Prostitute and Nirvana: Because I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
I said what, and she said that I don't know
It's so cool, I already fell out the window
Everything is better when she's around
I can't wait till my parents go out of town
I fell in love with the pot at the rock show
(Guitar solos)
With the pot at the rock show
With the pot at the rock show
I'll never - forget you
I'll never - forget you
With the pot at the rock show
With the pot at the rock show
I'll never - forget you.............
Narrator: Everyone suddenly burst out in applause when they finished
their song. The mosh pit seemed to gather more and more people, as
if they knew what was coming.
Nirvana: Thank you!!! Thanks!!! Okay!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you!
Now we are going to play our other great hit, You Aint Nothin' But A
Dope!
Narrator: Now they play their other huge hit and the audience again
applauses very loudly and the Outers bow and go off the stage for a
break. That's when the Ami, Mina, Mako, Usagi and Mamoru came
backstage.
Uranus: What the hell are you guys doing here!!!
Mamoru: We were looking for Uranus, have you seen it lately?
Narrator and Mamoru: (burst out into laughter and then Usagi pushes
them aside)
Hotaru (at the present age of 14): How did you get here? Are you
hurt?! It's dangerous backstage!!
Usagi: Well, the security guys were too bombed to notice us running in.
Nirvana: Where is Rei?
Usagi: She's over there sharing her "tips and secrets" of the trade to
the guards
Ami: Rei, get your crackless ass over here!!!
Narrator: Rei comes running over...ohhh...exciting...
Prostitute: What seems to be the problem? Why did you come back
here anyway?
Usagi: Well we think we have found the new enemy...