Authors Notes: Bunny: WE'RE BAAAAACCCKKK!!!!!
Julia: AHEM... Yes, after long delay, we have brought you the
newest Scene for...
Julia and Bunny: SAILOR PRUNE AND THE SAILOR LAXATIVES!!! ^^;
Disclaimers: We do not own any Sailor Moon characters *cough cough Mamo-chan cough cough*
But... We do own the rights to Sailor Prune! Like that's gonna get us anywhere in life... ^^;
We also don't own Barney... Thank the Lord... And we don't own Virgin Records either.
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Narrator: Last time on this asinine show... Wait... This isn't EVEN a show!!
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HER THEN?!
Act 4 Scene 2
Narrator: (grumpy) The Outers had a concert... the Inners came and were
hiding backstage... blah blah...
"Usagi: Well we think we have found the new enemy..."
Narrator: OH GOD! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
Act 4 Scene 3
Backstage at the Outers concert...
Usagi: We believe that it's Dr. Dre and his traveling band of youma!
Mamoru: He wants a record deal...
Nirvana: You're kidding me right?!
Mako: Unfortunately not.
Ami: We need to stop this guy!! No way's that asshole getting a record
deal while I'm around!!
Rei: But, dudes, didn't he already get in touch with Virgin records?
Mamoru: So?! Screw virgin records!
Prostetute: But... Then they wouldn't be "VIRGIN" Records anymore, right?
Everyone minus Prostetute: Uh... Right...
Uranus: (insert many laughs here) We'll I say we go find Dre and kick his sorry ass!!
Safety: Now now... No need for violence... I think it would be nice if
we could all just get along...
Narrator: Suddenly some really fat, smelly guy in a purple dinosaur costume
walks onto the stage...
Barney: That sounds like a dandy good idea, Safety! Maybe, if we sing a
song it'll make us feel better! What do you say boys and girls?!
Mamoru: I SAY WE JUMP HIM!!!
All except Safety: YEAH!!!!
Narrator: Everybody attack poor Barney and... Ow! That's GOTTA hurt...
Eh, what the hell!! (jumps into the fight)
Author's Notes: Bunny: Tada!! We're done with that part!
Julia: WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!
Bunny: Um... The next Scene will be posted any minute! Don't worry! ^^;
Julia: Oh... ok...
Julia: AHEM... Yes, after long delay, we have brought you the
newest Scene for...
Julia and Bunny: SAILOR PRUNE AND THE SAILOR LAXATIVES!!! ^^;
Disclaimers: We do not own any Sailor Moon characters *cough cough Mamo-chan cough cough*
But... We do own the rights to Sailor Prune! Like that's gonna get us anywhere in life... ^^;
We also don't own Barney... Thank the Lord... And we don't own Virgin Records either.
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Narrator: Last time on this asinine show... Wait... This isn't EVEN a show!!
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HER THEN?!
Act 4 Scene 2
Narrator: (grumpy) The Outers had a concert... the Inners came and were
hiding backstage... blah blah...
"Usagi: Well we think we have found the new enemy..."
Narrator: OH GOD! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
Act 4 Scene 3
Backstage at the Outers concert...
Usagi: We believe that it's Dr. Dre and his traveling band of youma!
Mamoru: He wants a record deal...
Nirvana: You're kidding me right?!
Mako: Unfortunately not.
Ami: We need to stop this guy!! No way's that asshole getting a record
deal while I'm around!!
Rei: But, dudes, didn't he already get in touch with Virgin records?
Mamoru: So?! Screw virgin records!
Prostetute: But... Then they wouldn't be "VIRGIN" Records anymore, right?
Everyone minus Prostetute: Uh... Right...
Uranus: (insert many laughs here) We'll I say we go find Dre and kick his sorry ass!!
Safety: Now now... No need for violence... I think it would be nice if
we could all just get along...
Narrator: Suddenly some really fat, smelly guy in a purple dinosaur costume
walks onto the stage...
Barney: That sounds like a dandy good idea, Safety! Maybe, if we sing a
song it'll make us feel better! What do you say boys and girls?!
Mamoru: I SAY WE JUMP HIM!!!
All except Safety: YEAH!!!!
Narrator: Everybody attack poor Barney and... Ow! That's GOTTA hurt...
Eh, what the hell!! (jumps into the fight)
Author's Notes: Bunny: Tada!! We're done with that part!
Julia: WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!
Bunny: Um... The next Scene will be posted any minute! Don't worry! ^^;
Julia: Oh... ok...