Author's Notes: Bunny: See? Like 10 minutes later and the next addition
is up! ^^
Julia: Yeah! We would NEVER lie to you... *cough cough*

Disclaimers: Oh for God's sake! (pulls out a huge machine gun and blasts
their way out of the home for "special people") WE OWN MAMO-CHAN!!!

Rated R

Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives


Act 5 Scene 1

In a Smelly Cell with a Dead Guy...

Narrator: Well, here we all are. Behind bars... I mean... We only
killed somebody?! What's the big deal?!

Ami: And it was Barney! It's not like the world's gonna miss him!

Narrator: Everyone turns to the mutilated Barney in the corner of the cell.

Usagi: I shouldn't have gotten involved... I should have just backed away...

Mamoru: Don't be a wuss! We'll bust outta here!

Safety: I know! I'll pay bail for you guys!

Prostetute: Yeah, lucky you... You were smart enough to just stand there...

Nirvana: That's a plus if ya ask me!

Minako: Like, totally!


Two Hours Later


Safety: Ok guys! All set! I paid the bail and you're outta here!

Rei: Um... but, dudes... Since when can you get off on bail for killing
someone?

Mako: Don't argue! Let's just go!

Ami: It was only Barney...

Mamoru: (wraps one arm around Prostetute and the other around the Narrator)
Let's go biatches!

Usagi: Mamo-chan!!

Mamoru: Er... (pecks Usagi on the forehead) Better?

Narrator: (grins evilly)

Nirvana: Hurry up, dudes!!

Narrator: (pulls out her scripts and reads some pointless lines about how everyone
leaves the police station and heads for Dre's "secrect lair")

Minako: Um... Guys? Like, how are we gonna, like, find Dr. Dre?

Mako: Well, we can use Mamoru as bait!

Mamoru: Whodidthewhatnow?!

Usagi: Come on, Mamo-chan! Dr. Dre will always rise to a challenge with you!

Mamoru: B-but... No way!

Prostetute: Don't tell me your scared?!

Uranus: Yeah! You're chicken!! (makes asinine chicken noises)

Mamoru: You wanna fight! Step up biatch!!

Narrator: Down girls...

Mamoru: HEY!

Prostetute: Come on... Please... For me, Mamoru...? (gets VERY close to Mamoru)

Mamoru: (blushes) Um... hehe... O-okay...

Minako: SWEET!

Narrator: (grumbles) Yeah, well let's get this over with!


Author's Notes: Cliffhanger, huh? Hehe! Till Next time (about 10 minutes)!