Author's Notes: Bunny: You know what... I think... That this story is
almost over..
Julia: No... How... how... RUDE!!
Bunny: Yes, unfortunately it's coming to an end, not with this Scene,
but soon...
Julia: (wipes a tear from her eye) How tragic... (sighs) Eh.. Nothing
lasts for ever!
Bunny: Yup! So get over it!
Disclaimers: WE OWN MAMO-CHAN AND WE PUT HIM TO WORK!! AND WE'RE DAMNED
PROUD OF IT!! SO SHUT YOUR GAPING PIEHOLE AND READ THE FRIGGIN STORY!!
Rated R for the above reasons...
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 5 Scene 2
Halfway to Dr. Dre's Lair
Narrator: Tuxedo M+M stood decked out in his sexy, buff, tantalizing,
irresistable...
Usagi: Hey!
Narrator: Oh! Right... Sorry... Anyway... he was transformed...
M+M: This motha fucker better show up soon...
Narrator: As if on cue Dr. Dre walked out of the nearby Quickie Mart with a turban
wrapped about his head. Uh... O...k...
M+M: (busts out laughing) DRE?! HAHA!! OH MAN! THAT'S RICH! PRICELESS MAN!
OH GOD! I'M GONNA HAVE A CARDIAC EPISODE!!
Bunny and Julia: Worst episode ever....
Rei: Ok... And you dudes came from... where?
Narrator: Moving ON!
Dr. Dre: (blushes bright red and rips off his turban) What?!
What are YOU doing here?!
M+M: We were looking for you, gay ass!
Dr. Dre: (puts down his giant slurpee and gets into "rapping" stance)
You wanna play, fucker? Let's play!
M+M: That sounds VAGEULY familiar... A'ite! Bring it on!
Dr. Dre: Ladies first!
M+M: That's why I said you should go...
Dr. Dre: Bite me.
M+M: If you we're female I would... Wait... No... Coz that would mean
I would be biting you right now...
Dr. Dre: You know, I don't have time for this! If you gonna rap then rap,
otherwise I'm out of here!
M+M: A'ite, peace out biatch!
Narrator: Dr. Dre rolls his eyes and leaves, putting back on his turban
and sipping his slurpee... We won't even bother to ask...
Usagi: Well done... Odd and vulgar... but... good!
M+M: Well, let's follow him!
Narrator: Everyone "quietly" follows Dr. Dre and begin to make their
way to Dre's "sectret lair"....
Author's Notes: Dun Dun DUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! THE PLOT THICKENS!!!
P.S. ....
Bunny: *sniffles* I'm sorry! Spelling errors are a horror! My apologies!
I'm gonna try to double check what we type from now own... I'm sowy!
Try to bear with me!!
Julia: SHUT UP! *hits Bunny over the head with a shovel*
almost over..
Julia: No... How... how... RUDE!!
Bunny: Yes, unfortunately it's coming to an end, not with this Scene,
but soon...
Julia: (wipes a tear from her eye) How tragic... (sighs) Eh.. Nothing
lasts for ever!
Bunny: Yup! So get over it!
Disclaimers: WE OWN MAMO-CHAN AND WE PUT HIM TO WORK!! AND WE'RE DAMNED
PROUD OF IT!! SO SHUT YOUR GAPING PIEHOLE AND READ THE FRIGGIN STORY!!
Rated R for the above reasons...
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 5 Scene 2
Halfway to Dr. Dre's Lair
Narrator: Tuxedo M+M stood decked out in his sexy, buff, tantalizing,
irresistable...
Usagi: Hey!
Narrator: Oh! Right... Sorry... Anyway... he was transformed...
M+M: This motha fucker better show up soon...
Narrator: As if on cue Dr. Dre walked out of the nearby Quickie Mart with a turban
wrapped about his head. Uh... O...k...
M+M: (busts out laughing) DRE?! HAHA!! OH MAN! THAT'S RICH! PRICELESS MAN!
OH GOD! I'M GONNA HAVE A CARDIAC EPISODE!!
Bunny and Julia: Worst episode ever....
Rei: Ok... And you dudes came from... where?
Narrator: Moving ON!
Dr. Dre: (blushes bright red and rips off his turban) What?!
What are YOU doing here?!
M+M: We were looking for you, gay ass!
Dr. Dre: (puts down his giant slurpee and gets into "rapping" stance)
You wanna play, fucker? Let's play!
M+M: That sounds VAGEULY familiar... A'ite! Bring it on!
Dr. Dre: Ladies first!
M+M: That's why I said you should go...
Dr. Dre: Bite me.
M+M: If you we're female I would... Wait... No... Coz that would mean
I would be biting you right now...
Dr. Dre: You know, I don't have time for this! If you gonna rap then rap,
otherwise I'm out of here!
M+M: A'ite, peace out biatch!
Narrator: Dr. Dre rolls his eyes and leaves, putting back on his turban
and sipping his slurpee... We won't even bother to ask...
Usagi: Well done... Odd and vulgar... but... good!
M+M: Well, let's follow him!
Narrator: Everyone "quietly" follows Dr. Dre and begin to make their
way to Dre's "sectret lair"....
Author's Notes: Dun Dun DUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! THE PLOT THICKENS!!!
P.S. ....
Bunny: *sniffles* I'm sorry! Spelling errors are a horror! My apologies!
I'm gonna try to double check what we type from now own... I'm sowy!
Try to bear with me!!
Julia: SHUT UP! *hits Bunny over the head with a shovel*