Author's Notes: Bunny: Hello again! I would like to thank the 6 people
who have reviewed my story-
Julia: OUR story!!
Bunny: Fine! Our story so far!
Julia: 4 of these people were forced...
Bunny: The other people, Suta-Aisu Kaji and BlueJello, signed by there own
free will!! Yeah!!
Julia: SIGN OR DIE!!!!! MWWWHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!
Bunny: ¬_¬

Disclaimers: WE OWN SAILOR MOON!! WE EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF NAOKO TAKEUCHI
SAYING THAT "It is true... Bunny and Julia DO own Sailor Moon..." IT'S GOT
SUBTITLES! WE SWEAR!!!

Rated R for insanity... ^

Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives

Act 5 Scene 3

Outside Dr. Dre's Lair...

Narrators: Here they all stood, outside of Dre's "secret lair" that's...
well, not so secret...

Bright Flashing Sign: GO AWAY! THIS IS MY SECRET LAIR! YOU MAY NOT TAKE
THE KEY OUT FROM UNDER THE WELCOME MAT AND ENTER TO FOIL ALL OF MY EVIL PLANS!!!!

Minako: Like... How are we gonna get in?

Everybody: (sweatdrop)

Usagi: Well, I say we transform first!

Narrator: All of the inners raise their hands and scream out some
henshin phrases, spin around naked, and then wind up wearing
REALLY short skirts...

Prune: Ok minna-san! Let's go!

Narrator: Everybody begins to run to the entrance when Varsity stops them.

Varsity: Hello?! We need to find a way to get in guys!! It's not like there's
a key under the Welcome mat or something!

M+M: Err...

Mako: Let's climb the fence, man!

Nirvana: You idiots!! Why the hell can't you read the sign?! There IS a
key under the Welcome mat!

Narrator: Nirvana lifts up the mat to reveal a square hole with a ladder
going down.

Bright Flashing Sign: This is the stair well to my SECRET LAIR! DO NOT ENTER!!

Nirvana: Oh... Guess you were right, man... (puts back down mat)

Safety: Breaking in is wrong... We shouldn't be doing this...

Mercenary: Oh shut up! (pulls out a grenade and blows up the fence) There!

Varsity: Sweet!

M+M: Allright mah hoes, let's go!

Narrator: Everyone runs into Dre's lab and brace themselves for the unexpected...

Author's Notes: AHAHA!!! MORE SUSPENSE!!!! *evil grin* WAIT YOU FOOLS!
WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER TO COME OUT!! WAIT! WAIT!! MWWWHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!