Author's Notes: Bunny: *apple shoved in her mouth* mmmmppphhhhh!!!
Julia: *evil grin* hehehe... No more wailing!
Disclaimers: MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!! *Translation: MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!!*
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 6 Scene 2
STILL In Dr. Dre's Lair... (NO, WE ARE NOT ORIGINAL!!)
Narrator: Everyone is in different areas of the studio, looking around
for Dr. Dre's records. The only person not working is a
mutilated Seiya. Yes, Julia and Bunny said he hadn't died. But that didn't
mean he couldn't be gutted...
Prostetute: (throws the studio door open) I'm.. *gasp* back... *wheeze*
M+M: Um... What happened to Dr. Dre?
Prostetute: (hardly even clothed) God damn! That man is good! That was
the best sex I ever had!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Prune: No one TOLD you to sleep with the guy!
Prostetute: You TOLD me to keep him occupied!
F***er: (from a dark corner in the room) Slut...
Prostetute: Trans... Hey, where'd you come from anyway?
Julia: We wrote him... er... her... uh... in for a few good laughs!
Mercenary: And where the hell did YOU come from?
Bunny: We're the writers!!
Jamaica: Still doesn't explain where you came from, man.
Julia: We came from the other side of the rainbow... Why, I remember,
when I was little, how-
Bunny: OK! That's enough Julia! C'MON! (grabs Julia by the wrist and they
venture off back into darkness)
Uranus: Ok, was there a point to that scene...?
Mercenary: WHY THE HELL DOES THERE HAVE TO BE A POINT FOR EVERY GOD DAMNED
LITTLE THING YOU POCKEY-SUCKING ASSHOLE?!!
Hippie: Peace, dudes... Peace...
Safety: Finaly! Somebody with the same outlook on life as me!
M+M: Get a room...
Prune: Speaking of rooms... Where's Dr. Dre now?
Prostetute: Passed out on the sofa.
Makeshift: You did on the sofa?
Prostetute: You got problem with that?!
Narrator: I FOUND IT!!
Mourner: Found what?
Narrator: THE CD'S YOU IDIOT!
Jamaica: Dr. Dre's?
Narrator: (sarcasticaly) No! Cher's!
Varsity: Dr. Dre likes Cher?!
Everyone: (slaps their forehead's and groan)
Mercenary: All right! Let's burn 'em!
Varsity: No! I like Cher!
M+M: Um... Right... I say we listen to them before we burn 'em though.
Mourner: Why, dude?
M+M: I wanna see how bad this guy really is, hehe.
Nirvana: Ok, dudes! Someone put it in the stereo!
Safety: I got it!
Narrator: Safety puts the CD in the stereo and turns it on.
F***er: I bet that he sucks... Some farty old guy that works in the Quickie-Mart...
I mean, what's up with that?
M+M: Shut up, faggit. Or I'll mess you up again!
F***er: (stands up feebly) Step up!
Narrator: M+M starts to advance on F***er with a sinister grin on his face.
He leans over Seiya and growls. F***er whimpers and sits back down, curling himself
into a ball.
Uranus: Chicken...
Mercenary: Shut up with callin' people chickens! I bet they got more
balls than you do!
Jamaica: Especially if their a guy, man...
Varsity: TMI!
Prune: Huh?
Mourner: Too Much Information, dude...
Nirvana: And you know that because?
Mourner: Shut up...
Safety: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!! I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE GOD DAMNED CD!!!
Everyone: Woah...
Narrator: Safety pressed the play button and turned up the volume a bit.
They all waited in anticipation for the music to start. And then... They
heard an evil, maniac laughter booming from the stereo speakers...
CD Dre: HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD OUTSMARTED ME DIDN'T YOU?!
WELL, I'M NOT THAT STUPID!!!
M+M: (gasp) He isn't?!
Prune: Baka...
CD Dre: THESE AREN'T MY REAL SONGS!! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO RUIN ME!!
I'LL KILL YOU ALL FIRST!!! MMMWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!
Narrator: Coughing noises could be heard from the CD Dre between his
laughter. Prostetute punched the stop button and screamed.
Prostetute: I SLEPT WITH HIM FOR NO GOOD REASON?!! THESE AREN'T EVEN THE
GOD DAMNED CD'S!! I HAD SEX WITH HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Uranus: And you enjoyed it too...
Mercenary: (clasps her hands and bats her eyelashes) "Oh! It was the
best sex I ever had! Oh la la!"
M+M: I'll kill that son of a bitch!!
Narrator: M+M runs out of the recording studio and to the living room.
All of the senshi run after him, trying to stop him. M+M begins to slow down
as he advances on the couch. He crouches up slowly behind it and pounces.
M+M: AHHHHH!!!
Prune: MAMO-CHAN!
Narrator: Everyone runs over and peers over the couch to see M+M in a
very discombobulated posistion with Dr. Dre no where in sight.
Prostetute: Huh? Where is he?! He was out cold before!
M+M: Son of a bitch...
Prune: (helps M+M up) We better go find him...
Varsity: But, like, where should we start?
Narrator: M+M looks to the door with determination in his eyes.
M+M: I have a feeling Turban Boy retreated to our favorite Slurpee shop...
Author's Note: Julia: Hehehe... The anticipation... The drama... The
suspense...
Bunny: Um, actually... All that really happens is the senshi going to
the Quickie-Mart and finding Dr. Dre ope-
Julia: *shoves the apple back in Bunny's mouth* SHUT UP YOU FOOL,
AND GO ALONG PRETENDING TO BE A WRITER!!
Julia: *evil grin* hehehe... No more wailing!
Disclaimers: MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!! *Translation: MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!!*
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 6 Scene 2
STILL In Dr. Dre's Lair... (NO, WE ARE NOT ORIGINAL!!)
Narrator: Everyone is in different areas of the studio, looking around
for Dr. Dre's records. The only person not working is a
mutilated Seiya. Yes, Julia and Bunny said he hadn't died. But that didn't
mean he couldn't be gutted...
Prostetute: (throws the studio door open) I'm.. *gasp* back... *wheeze*
M+M: Um... What happened to Dr. Dre?
Prostetute: (hardly even clothed) God damn! That man is good! That was
the best sex I ever had!
Everyone: (sweatdrop)
Prune: No one TOLD you to sleep with the guy!
Prostetute: You TOLD me to keep him occupied!
F***er: (from a dark corner in the room) Slut...
Prostetute: Trans... Hey, where'd you come from anyway?
Julia: We wrote him... er... her... uh... in for a few good laughs!
Mercenary: And where the hell did YOU come from?
Bunny: We're the writers!!
Jamaica: Still doesn't explain where you came from, man.
Julia: We came from the other side of the rainbow... Why, I remember,
when I was little, how-
Bunny: OK! That's enough Julia! C'MON! (grabs Julia by the wrist and they
venture off back into darkness)
Uranus: Ok, was there a point to that scene...?
Mercenary: WHY THE HELL DOES THERE HAVE TO BE A POINT FOR EVERY GOD DAMNED
LITTLE THING YOU POCKEY-SUCKING ASSHOLE?!!
Hippie: Peace, dudes... Peace...
Safety: Finaly! Somebody with the same outlook on life as me!
M+M: Get a room...
Prune: Speaking of rooms... Where's Dr. Dre now?
Prostetute: Passed out on the sofa.
Makeshift: You did on the sofa?
Prostetute: You got problem with that?!
Narrator: I FOUND IT!!
Mourner: Found what?
Narrator: THE CD'S YOU IDIOT!
Jamaica: Dr. Dre's?
Narrator: (sarcasticaly) No! Cher's!
Varsity: Dr. Dre likes Cher?!
Everyone: (slaps their forehead's and groan)
Mercenary: All right! Let's burn 'em!
Varsity: No! I like Cher!
M+M: Um... Right... I say we listen to them before we burn 'em though.
Mourner: Why, dude?
M+M: I wanna see how bad this guy really is, hehe.
Nirvana: Ok, dudes! Someone put it in the stereo!
Safety: I got it!
Narrator: Safety puts the CD in the stereo and turns it on.
F***er: I bet that he sucks... Some farty old guy that works in the Quickie-Mart...
I mean, what's up with that?
M+M: Shut up, faggit. Or I'll mess you up again!
F***er: (stands up feebly) Step up!
Narrator: M+M starts to advance on F***er with a sinister grin on his face.
He leans over Seiya and growls. F***er whimpers and sits back down, curling himself
into a ball.
Uranus: Chicken...
Mercenary: Shut up with callin' people chickens! I bet they got more
balls than you do!
Jamaica: Especially if their a guy, man...
Varsity: TMI!
Prune: Huh?
Mourner: Too Much Information, dude...
Nirvana: And you know that because?
Mourner: Shut up...
Safety: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!! I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE GOD DAMNED CD!!!
Everyone: Woah...
Narrator: Safety pressed the play button and turned up the volume a bit.
They all waited in anticipation for the music to start. And then... They
heard an evil, maniac laughter booming from the stereo speakers...
CD Dre: HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD OUTSMARTED ME DIDN'T YOU?!
WELL, I'M NOT THAT STUPID!!!
M+M: (gasp) He isn't?!
Prune: Baka...
CD Dre: THESE AREN'T MY REAL SONGS!! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO RUIN ME!!
I'LL KILL YOU ALL FIRST!!! MMMWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!
Narrator: Coughing noises could be heard from the CD Dre between his
laughter. Prostetute punched the stop button and screamed.
Prostetute: I SLEPT WITH HIM FOR NO GOOD REASON?!! THESE AREN'T EVEN THE
GOD DAMNED CD'S!! I HAD SEX WITH HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Uranus: And you enjoyed it too...
Mercenary: (clasps her hands and bats her eyelashes) "Oh! It was the
best sex I ever had! Oh la la!"
M+M: I'll kill that son of a bitch!!
Narrator: M+M runs out of the recording studio and to the living room.
All of the senshi run after him, trying to stop him. M+M begins to slow down
as he advances on the couch. He crouches up slowly behind it and pounces.
M+M: AHHHHH!!!
Prune: MAMO-CHAN!
Narrator: Everyone runs over and peers over the couch to see M+M in a
very discombobulated posistion with Dr. Dre no where in sight.
Prostetute: Huh? Where is he?! He was out cold before!
M+M: Son of a bitch...
Prune: (helps M+M up) We better go find him...
Varsity: But, like, where should we start?
Narrator: M+M looks to the door with determination in his eyes.
M+M: I have a feeling Turban Boy retreated to our favorite Slurpee shop...
Author's Note: Julia: Hehehe... The anticipation... The drama... The
suspense...
Bunny: Um, actually... All that really happens is the senshi going to
the Quickie-Mart and finding Dr. Dre ope-
Julia: *shoves the apple back in Bunny's mouth* SHUT UP YOU FOOL,
AND GO ALONG PRETENDING TO BE A WRITER!!