Author's Notes: Bunny: Well... We're almost done... Only two
more chapters...
Julia: Bunny, I think you need to take your medication again...
Bunny: You're right... Excuse me why I go have an emotional breakdown...
Julia: AHEM, Well, I am leaving for Europe now... So, it's up to Bunny
to write the rest of the chapters... God help us all... This chapter is
going to be more serious than the others... So, no bashing!
Disclaimers: Oh, by the way, we don't own the Quickie-Mart! And we don't
own Coca-Cola either!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 6 Scene 3
The Quickie-Mart...
Narrator: Everyone made their way swiftly to the Quickie-Mart, led by
an outraged Tuxedo M+M. M+M snuck in the back door quietly and motioned
for the others to stay back and be quiet. He peeked his head in and watched
Dr. Dre closely. Dre looked around carefully, to make sure no one was watching.
But, he obviously needs to get his prescription checked... He snuck up
to one of the freezers in the back and opened it. Looking around once more
he pulled out on of the Coca-Cola's and suddenly... The ground shook.
Everyone gasped and clutched on to each other for support. M+M narrowed his
eyes and stared intently. The freezer's shelves gave way and revealed a
stair way going up. Dr. Dre quietly walked up the stairs, closing the freezer
door behind him, and the shelves regenerated back to their original places.
M+M: That little trickster...
Prune: What? What happened?
Everyone: (pokes their heads into the doorway and frown when they don't
see anything unusual)
M+M: (walks up the the freezer and opens the door) Come on! Hurry up, guys!
Prostetute: What are we doing?
Uranus: You think he knows? The guy's a crack-addict! He doesn't know his
face from his ass!
M+M: Why don't you go back up your mom's anal cavity and SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Prune: Calm down...
M+M: (growls and begins picking up random cans of soda, trying to find the
one Dr. Dre had used)
Jamaica: What are you doing, man?
F***er: Umm... M+M... Coca-Cola isn't made out of drugs anymore... You
can't get high from it... I prefer glue and white-out my self...
Hippo: HEY! MY NAME IS NOT HIPPO!
Bunny and Julia: Sorry...
Hippie: That's better... AHEM, I was going to say to you man, tha-
Mercenary: No one gives a crap you're going to say!
Narrator: M+M suddenly pulls out the correct Coca-Cola and the ground begins
to shake once more.
Prune + Varsity: WAAAHHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!
Nirvana: Usagi and Minako... Seperated at birth...
Prune: I RESENT THAT!
M+M: Shut up and let's go!
Uranus: Wow... I've never seen him this serious before...
Prostetute: Whatev'... Let's just do as he says before he whips us all...
Uranus: I bet you'd like that....
Prostetute: SHUT UP YOUR-ANUL!!!
Uranus: MY NAME IS NOT UR-ANUL!
Hippo: MY NAME'S NOT HIPPO!
Varsity: Just shut up Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy!? GAWD!
Narrator: Everyone runs up the stairs, semi-quietly, with M+M, once again, in
the lead. It was a dark room with spiderwebs hanging in the corners. The
only thing in the room was Dr. Dre, a recliner, and shelves lining the
walls. M+M squinted, focusing his eyes in the darkness. Dr. Dre lay slumped
in a chair, an empty bottle of Vodka in his hands.
Makeshift: I think he passed out...
Mercenary: Nice observation, genius!
Narrator: M+M picked up something on one of the shelves and frowned. They
we're all CD's. Dr. Dre's favorites... But, his had to be around here somewhere...
M+M: Ok, split up. I want all of you too look through these CD's until
you find Dre's. Got it?!
Everyone: (nods in fear of what could happen if they didn't obey the
psycotic-drug-addict Mamoru)
An hour or so later...
Jamaica: FOUND 'EM!!
Varsity: Sweet!
F***er: Ok! Let's get the Cd's and blow this popsicle stand!
Narrator: Everyone leaves Dr. Dre's Quickie-Mart and hurries outside. Tux M+M
starts a bonfire with the help of Mourner, and they gladly burn the CD's.
Prune: Mission accomplised...
Tux M+M: (wraps an arm around Prune and grins evilly) Not yet babe. (turns back to
the Quickie-Mart) We still gotta do something with Dr. D.
Jamaica: I say we burn down the Quickie-Mart too!!
Mourner: YEAH!! (pulls out a few matches and tries to light the Quickie-Mart on
fire)
Narrator: F***er pulls out a cantene of booze and pours it on the ground around
the Mart. Mourner throws a match on the booze and lights the whole street on fire.
Prune: Um... I think we just killed about 10 innocent people in nearby stores...
M+M: Who cares? More drugs and booze for us!!
F***er: YEAH!!
Prune: Mission accomplished?
M+M: Yep. Mission accomplished...
Author's Notes: Bunny: Hey, I'm sorry that this took FOREVER to get out. But
between Fanfiction.net being down, and Julia being away, I've been in a writing
slump.
Julia: BUT I AM BACK!! THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK BUNNY TO FINISH THIS! I WENT ALL
THE WAY TO EUROPE AND BACK IN THE TIME IT TOOK HER TO WRITE ONE SCENE!!
Bunny: Gah... Shut up... But i wrote it very well, didn't I?!
Julia: Uh... Yeah... Sure... See ya next scene!
more chapters...
Julia: Bunny, I think you need to take your medication again...
Bunny: You're right... Excuse me why I go have an emotional breakdown...
Julia: AHEM, Well, I am leaving for Europe now... So, it's up to Bunny
to write the rest of the chapters... God help us all... This chapter is
going to be more serious than the others... So, no bashing!
Disclaimers: Oh, by the way, we don't own the Quickie-Mart! And we don't
own Coca-Cola either!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 6 Scene 3
The Quickie-Mart...
Narrator: Everyone made their way swiftly to the Quickie-Mart, led by
an outraged Tuxedo M+M. M+M snuck in the back door quietly and motioned
for the others to stay back and be quiet. He peeked his head in and watched
Dr. Dre closely. Dre looked around carefully, to make sure no one was watching.
But, he obviously needs to get his prescription checked... He snuck up
to one of the freezers in the back and opened it. Looking around once more
he pulled out on of the Coca-Cola's and suddenly... The ground shook.
Everyone gasped and clutched on to each other for support. M+M narrowed his
eyes and stared intently. The freezer's shelves gave way and revealed a
stair way going up. Dr. Dre quietly walked up the stairs, closing the freezer
door behind him, and the shelves regenerated back to their original places.
M+M: That little trickster...
Prune: What? What happened?
Everyone: (pokes their heads into the doorway and frown when they don't
see anything unusual)
M+M: (walks up the the freezer and opens the door) Come on! Hurry up, guys!
Prostetute: What are we doing?
Uranus: You think he knows? The guy's a crack-addict! He doesn't know his
face from his ass!
M+M: Why don't you go back up your mom's anal cavity and SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Prune: Calm down...
M+M: (growls and begins picking up random cans of soda, trying to find the
one Dr. Dre had used)
Jamaica: What are you doing, man?
F***er: Umm... M+M... Coca-Cola isn't made out of drugs anymore... You
can't get high from it... I prefer glue and white-out my self...
Hippo: HEY! MY NAME IS NOT HIPPO!
Bunny and Julia: Sorry...
Hippie: That's better... AHEM, I was going to say to you man, tha-
Mercenary: No one gives a crap you're going to say!
Narrator: M+M suddenly pulls out the correct Coca-Cola and the ground begins
to shake once more.
Prune + Varsity: WAAAHHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!
Nirvana: Usagi and Minako... Seperated at birth...
Prune: I RESENT THAT!
M+M: Shut up and let's go!
Uranus: Wow... I've never seen him this serious before...
Prostetute: Whatev'... Let's just do as he says before he whips us all...
Uranus: I bet you'd like that....
Prostetute: SHUT UP YOUR-ANUL!!!
Uranus: MY NAME IS NOT UR-ANUL!
Hippo: MY NAME'S NOT HIPPO!
Varsity: Just shut up Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy!? GAWD!
Narrator: Everyone runs up the stairs, semi-quietly, with M+M, once again, in
the lead. It was a dark room with spiderwebs hanging in the corners. The
only thing in the room was Dr. Dre, a recliner, and shelves lining the
walls. M+M squinted, focusing his eyes in the darkness. Dr. Dre lay slumped
in a chair, an empty bottle of Vodka in his hands.
Makeshift: I think he passed out...
Mercenary: Nice observation, genius!
Narrator: M+M picked up something on one of the shelves and frowned. They
we're all CD's. Dr. Dre's favorites... But, his had to be around here somewhere...
M+M: Ok, split up. I want all of you too look through these CD's until
you find Dre's. Got it?!
Everyone: (nods in fear of what could happen if they didn't obey the
psycotic-drug-addict Mamoru)
An hour or so later...
Jamaica: FOUND 'EM!!
Varsity: Sweet!
F***er: Ok! Let's get the Cd's and blow this popsicle stand!
Narrator: Everyone leaves Dr. Dre's Quickie-Mart and hurries outside. Tux M+M
starts a bonfire with the help of Mourner, and they gladly burn the CD's.
Prune: Mission accomplised...
Tux M+M: (wraps an arm around Prune and grins evilly) Not yet babe. (turns back to
the Quickie-Mart) We still gotta do something with Dr. D.
Jamaica: I say we burn down the Quickie-Mart too!!
Mourner: YEAH!! (pulls out a few matches and tries to light the Quickie-Mart on
fire)
Narrator: F***er pulls out a cantene of booze and pours it on the ground around
the Mart. Mourner throws a match on the booze and lights the whole street on fire.
Prune: Um... I think we just killed about 10 innocent people in nearby stores...
M+M: Who cares? More drugs and booze for us!!
F***er: YEAH!!
Prune: Mission accomplished?
M+M: Yep. Mission accomplished...
Author's Notes: Bunny: Hey, I'm sorry that this took FOREVER to get out. But
between Fanfiction.net being down, and Julia being away, I've been in a writing
slump.
Julia: BUT I AM BACK!! THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK BUNNY TO FINISH THIS! I WENT ALL
THE WAY TO EUROPE AND BACK IN THE TIME IT TOOK HER TO WRITE ONE SCENE!!
Bunny: Gah... Shut up... But i wrote it very well, didn't I?!
Julia: Uh... Yeah... Sure... See ya next scene!