Author's Notes: Julia: Waaaaaaah!!!!! This is the last Act! Bunny: I
need to take my Prozac!! Julia: Riiight... *sniff* Bunny: More wailing
and complaining about my Prozac... *cough cough* I mean the last Act
at the end of this scene! Julia: ^^V Peace!
Disclaimers: I'm tired of doing these god awful disclaimers! I mean, does
anyone even know what a "disclaimer" means?!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 7 Scene 1
Blockbuster Hoe!!
Narrator: As the gang is celebrating around their bonfire fed by hard
whiskey, Mamoru gets up to roll a blunt. As he begins his long and
tedious journey to the fire that was previously known as the Quickie
Mart to light his Dooby, he steps on a magical can of "Butchmen's Own"
BBQ Beans. The world suddenly becomes incredibly swishy (unlike Seiya)
and it's not because their all doped up. The can of magical beans
explodes in a flash of bright light and smelly farts (which were
primarily caused by Usagi). After the light, but not the smell,
dissipate everyone finds themselves in the local horror isle of
Blockbuster.
Prune: Where the hell...?
Uranus: Naked Twister at our house!
(Twister is copyright of Hasbro Inc. NOT BANDAI!!!!!!)
F***er: Aren't we standing in a boat?
Narrator: Everyone looks down to notice they are standing in what looks
like to be a yellow floatation device.
*Sweatdrop over everyone's extremely large heads*
Julia And Bunny: MWAAAAAAAAA MWAAAAA MWAAAA MWAAAA MOERO MOERO MOERO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Someone walking down the isle: Ok, that was really random...
Narrator: HEY I'M THE NARRATOR IN THIS SCRIPT!!!!
Jamaica: Your point being...?
Mourner: Ah, who gives a damn, dude...? Let's just move on...
Mercenary: Uh... Guys...? Doesn't it look like something's about to
fall on Sailor Prune's head and accidently knock her out into oblivion
so that she can go back to her normal world where she finds that she
is out of her flippin' mind?
Everyone besides Mercenary: Uh... Yeah... Right...
Narrator: Everyone looks up to see a buoy falling seemingly out of
nowhere. It suddenly lands ontop of Prune's head, sending her into
unconsciousness....
Julia: Ok... So how do we end this scene?
Bunny: A lil' like this...
The End!
Author's Notes: Julia: Ok! So this scene is done! Mwhahahahaha! Bunny:
Oh the insanity we possess! Julia: Until the next scene my children!
Bunny: Up yours! Buh-bye!
need to take my Prozac!! Julia: Riiight... *sniff* Bunny: More wailing
and complaining about my Prozac... *cough cough* I mean the last Act
at the end of this scene! Julia: ^^V Peace!
Disclaimers: I'm tired of doing these god awful disclaimers! I mean, does
anyone even know what a "disclaimer" means?!
Rated R
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 7 Scene 1
Blockbuster Hoe!!
Narrator: As the gang is celebrating around their bonfire fed by hard
whiskey, Mamoru gets up to roll a blunt. As he begins his long and
tedious journey to the fire that was previously known as the Quickie
Mart to light his Dooby, he steps on a magical can of "Butchmen's Own"
BBQ Beans. The world suddenly becomes incredibly swishy (unlike Seiya)
and it's not because their all doped up. The can of magical beans
explodes in a flash of bright light and smelly farts (which were
primarily caused by Usagi). After the light, but not the smell,
dissipate everyone finds themselves in the local horror isle of
Blockbuster.
Prune: Where the hell...?
Uranus: Naked Twister at our house!
(Twister is copyright of Hasbro Inc. NOT BANDAI!!!!!!)
F***er: Aren't we standing in a boat?
Narrator: Everyone looks down to notice they are standing in what looks
like to be a yellow floatation device.
*Sweatdrop over everyone's extremely large heads*
Julia And Bunny: MWAAAAAAAAA MWAAAAA MWAAAA MWAAAA MOERO MOERO MOERO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Someone walking down the isle: Ok, that was really random...
Narrator: HEY I'M THE NARRATOR IN THIS SCRIPT!!!!
Jamaica: Your point being...?
Mourner: Ah, who gives a damn, dude...? Let's just move on...
Mercenary: Uh... Guys...? Doesn't it look like something's about to
fall on Sailor Prune's head and accidently knock her out into oblivion
so that she can go back to her normal world where she finds that she
is out of her flippin' mind?
Everyone besides Mercenary: Uh... Yeah... Right...
Narrator: Everyone looks up to see a buoy falling seemingly out of
nowhere. It suddenly lands ontop of Prune's head, sending her into
unconsciousness....
Julia: Ok... So how do we end this scene?
Bunny: A lil' like this...
The End!
Author's Notes: Julia: Ok! So this scene is done! Mwhahahahaha! Bunny:
Oh the insanity we possess! Julia: Until the next scene my children!
Bunny: Up yours! Buh-bye!