Author's Notes: Bunny: Oh my god!! THE VERY LAST SCENE!!! Julia: *rushes
Bunny off into the bathroom to go take her med's* Just don't make me have
to clean up your mess when you're done! AHEM! Well, *sniffles* enjoy!
Disclaimers: Uh-huh... Moving ON...
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 7 Scene 2
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Usagi: Uuurrughhhhawwwahhh...
Narrator: Usagi has reverted back to the time of the Stone Age...
Usagi: Shut up you fool! It says in the script that I'm waking up! So,
pretend I'm waking up, god damnit!
Narrator: *cough cough* Riiight... So.. Uh... Usagi's waking up now...
In the... uh... Nurse's Office of her school...
Makoto: Usagi! Usagi, you're awake!
Ami: Oh thank the heavens!
Nurse: Oh shut up! You're such a retarded and un-needed character!
Just... GO AWAY!!
Narrator: Ami uses a few choice words at this time and attacks the nurse.
But, since Ami isn't the main charcter, like we've already pointed out,
we're just going to let that slide...
Usagi: Huh? Oh, Jamaica! Hiya!
Makoto: Who? Jamaica? I'm a 5'9" Japanese school girl.
Usagi: Um.. Ok.. But, you're SAILOR JAMAICA!! And, Ami, she's SAILOR
MERCENARY! And Rei is SAILOR MOURNER! And Minako is SAILOR VARSITY!
And -
Makoto: Oh Jesus H. Christ! Shut up! No one gives a damn about your
feeble little mind!
Usagi: B-but! It's true!
Ami: *stops ripping the Nurse apart limb by glorious limb* You're
CRAAAAAAAZIE!!
Bunny and Julia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bunny: Think she's crazy enough yet?
Julia: 20 bucks says she isn't. Let's end this charade!
Narrator: Bunny and Julia call in their best friends, the men in the
white coats. They attack Usagi and tie her up in a straight jacket.
Usagi: NONONONONONONO! I'M A QUEEN! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY!
Julia: *Now* she's crazy!
Narrator: The men in the white coats take Usagi to the rubber room.
She is thrown into one of the rooms, with two other people.
Usagi: Uh... hehe... Hi...
Figure 1: *has a pencil in her mouth and is trying to write on the wall*
Figure 2: *is mumbling some random words to Figure 1*
Usagi: I said "HI!!"
Figure 2: *turns to Usagi, and then back to Figure 1* Isn't she...?
Figure 1: *looks over to Usagi and spits out her pencil* It is! It's...!
Both Figures: IT'S SAILOR PRUNE!!
Usagi: I'm not insane then right? I really am Sailor Prune!
Figures: *step into the light and are revealed as Bunny and Julia*
Julia: Oh yes... You're Sailor Prune...
Bunny: Yes yes... We created you!! *rubs her hands together*
Usagi: Um.. hehe... Riiight...
Julia: But, we don't need you anymore!
Bunny: Yes, know our new obsession is...
Julia and Bunny: DILANDAU!!!!
Usagi: What?! You're abandoning me for that eye-twitching, pyro?!
Julia: DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE!! LET'S GET HER!!
Narrator: Bunny and Julia attack Usagi and begin to tear her apart.
Her screams are echoed throughout the whole Insanity Home.
Julia and Bunny: MOERO!! MOERO!!!
To Be Continued...(not really)
Author's Notes: Bunny: All good things must come to an end... Julia:
But all bad things go on forever! Bunny: Prepare yourself for... Julia:
BUNNY AND JULIA'S RANDOM SCENES!!! Bunny: Be afraid... Be VERY afraid...
Bunny off into the bathroom to go take her med's* Just don't make me have
to clean up your mess when you're done! AHEM! Well, *sniffles* enjoy!
Disclaimers: Uh-huh... Moving ON...
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 7 Scene 2
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Usagi: Uuurrughhhhawwwahhh...
Narrator: Usagi has reverted back to the time of the Stone Age...
Usagi: Shut up you fool! It says in the script that I'm waking up! So,
pretend I'm waking up, god damnit!
Narrator: *cough cough* Riiight... So.. Uh... Usagi's waking up now...
In the... uh... Nurse's Office of her school...
Makoto: Usagi! Usagi, you're awake!
Ami: Oh thank the heavens!
Nurse: Oh shut up! You're such a retarded and un-needed character!
Just... GO AWAY!!
Narrator: Ami uses a few choice words at this time and attacks the nurse.
But, since Ami isn't the main charcter, like we've already pointed out,
we're just going to let that slide...
Usagi: Huh? Oh, Jamaica! Hiya!
Makoto: Who? Jamaica? I'm a 5'9" Japanese school girl.
Usagi: Um.. Ok.. But, you're SAILOR JAMAICA!! And, Ami, she's SAILOR
MERCENARY! And Rei is SAILOR MOURNER! And Minako is SAILOR VARSITY!
And -
Makoto: Oh Jesus H. Christ! Shut up! No one gives a damn about your
feeble little mind!
Usagi: B-but! It's true!
Ami: *stops ripping the Nurse apart limb by glorious limb* You're
CRAAAAAAAZIE!!
Bunny and Julia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bunny: Think she's crazy enough yet?
Julia: 20 bucks says she isn't. Let's end this charade!
Narrator: Bunny and Julia call in their best friends, the men in the
white coats. They attack Usagi and tie her up in a straight jacket.
Usagi: NONONONONONONO! I'M A QUEEN! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY!
Julia: *Now* she's crazy!
Narrator: The men in the white coats take Usagi to the rubber room.
She is thrown into one of the rooms, with two other people.
Usagi: Uh... hehe... Hi...
Figure 1: *has a pencil in her mouth and is trying to write on the wall*
Figure 2: *is mumbling some random words to Figure 1*
Usagi: I said "HI!!"
Figure 2: *turns to Usagi, and then back to Figure 1* Isn't she...?
Figure 1: *looks over to Usagi and spits out her pencil* It is! It's...!
Both Figures: IT'S SAILOR PRUNE!!
Usagi: I'm not insane then right? I really am Sailor Prune!
Figures: *step into the light and are revealed as Bunny and Julia*
Julia: Oh yes... You're Sailor Prune...
Bunny: Yes yes... We created you!! *rubs her hands together*
Usagi: Um.. hehe... Riiight...
Julia: But, we don't need you anymore!
Bunny: Yes, know our new obsession is...
Julia and Bunny: DILANDAU!!!!
Usagi: What?! You're abandoning me for that eye-twitching, pyro?!
Julia: DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE!! LET'S GET HER!!
Narrator: Bunny and Julia attack Usagi and begin to tear her apart.
Her screams are echoed throughout the whole Insanity Home.
Julia and Bunny: MOERO!! MOERO!!!
To Be Continued...(not really)
Author's Notes: Bunny: All good things must come to an end... Julia:
But all bad things go on forever! Bunny: Prepare yourself for... Julia:
BUNNY AND JULIA'S RANDOM SCENES!!! Bunny: Be afraid... Be VERY afraid...