Author's Note: It's a commercial break! Here we see some commercials in the midst of our catastrophic... um... show? I guess you could call it that. This is just buying me time to keep you guys entertained until I release my ultra mushy fic, which was supposed to be funny at first, but failed miserably... But anyways, you don't really want to listen to me...
*~Annoyingly happy, bouncy music plays~*
Announcer Person: *In an annoying happy, bouncy voice* Jealous of Daine and Henry the Banana? Get your own FruitFriend! Many people have reported feeling MUCH better after calling and receiving THEIR fruit friend!
Some Person With A FruitFriend: I got Gabriella the Grapefruit from FruitFriends and now I'm happier then ever! I used to have no friends, but now I always have Gabriella the Grapefruit to go to! *Hugs the grapefruit, which has a stupid-looking face drawn messily on it with a Magic Marker*
Announcer Person: You, too, can have a FruitFriend! For only $2,578,339,456.57, you can be one of those losers... erm... really cool people who have FruitFriends!
*~Annoyingly happy, bouncy music ends~*
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*~Dramatic, dark music begins (Phantom of the Opera, probably)~*
Announcer Person #2: Want to meet some of the Geese? Or the Mice?
*~Music pauses~*
A Bunch Of Random Kids: *enthusiastically* YEA!
Announcer Person #2: Well YOU CAN'T! *Laughs evilly*
*~Music resumes~*
Announcer Person #2: *continues laughing evilly*
*~All fades to darkness and silence~*
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*~The Four Musketeers appear with a doooooog doo-doog doo dooooggg doo-doo-doooog doooog dooog dooog dooog doooooooooooooooggggg!!!!!! Dooog do doog doo doog doog doog doog doog doog doog doog ------ DOOG DOOG DOOG!(Doog doog doog!)~* (A/N: Did you HONESTLY think I would leave them out?)
The Four Musketeers: Trade with us! Trade with us! *They then all try to say different things at once and everything becomes confused*
*Not-so-happy Director screams at them to get on with it. The Four Musketeers glare at him, then settle down*
The Four Musketeers: A CAR FOR D'ARTAGNAN, AND A ROADKILL SQUIRREL FOR SOME BUBBLE BATH! VINEGAR FOR SOY SAUCE AND BOB THE BLOB FOR A 50-POUND WATERMELON!! HALF-FINISHED MATH HOMEWORK FOR A GLUESTICK AND A BIG WOODEN FENCE FOR A DEAD PLANT!!! A-
*Not-so-happy Directer tells them to shut up*
*~The Four Musketeers disappear with a GABLONKERS!~*
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*~A bunch of little kids appear. They are running around in a circle, holding hands~*
Bunch of Little Kids: Toxic crayons! Toxic crayons! We love to eat toxic crayons! *Chanting continues in background*
Way-Too-Happy Announcer Person: Are your kids eating strange things, such as chips, candy, and broccoli? Well, they will do that NO MORE! Give them... TOXIC CRAYONS!!!!!!!
Bunch of Little Kids: Toxic crayons! Toxic crayons! We love to eat toxic crayons!
*~They all disappear into a Void of Nothingness with a bubble bop pip pop hippy hooray!~*
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*~Yoda appears with a boo bop shazam! Dekublema with a TIP TAP TOP!~*
Yoda: Happening what is? Ahhh... On television Yoda is! Do not know what a television is, Yoda do. Happy Yoda is! Talking in third person Yoda is! Call 1-800-I-AM-DUMB you should! Get on television you would! Be a famous dork you would be!!!
*~Yoda disappears~* (A/N: WOW! No weird sound effect this time!)
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*~Dorky, upbeat music plays~*
Annoyingly Cheerful Dork: Want to jump into a pool of bloodthirsty sharks? Of course you do! Don't worry, it's fun!
Annoyingly Cheerful Freak: Yes! My friend got me into this program, and now I'm addicted! I just can't seem to stop jumping into pools of bloodthirsty sharks!
*~Dorky, upbeat music ends ubruptly as a shark consumes the camera~*
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OK, that's the end! See disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I own everybody in here except Yoda, the Four Musketeers, and the mentioned Daine. My friend, however, owns the crazy sound effects. However, GABLONKERS is mine. No stealing! FIY: if you couldn't figure it out, 1-800-I-AM-DUMB is a number I made up for this, although I am probably not the first person to use it. So it belongs to whoever owns it.
*~Annoyingly happy, bouncy music plays~*
Announcer Person: *In an annoying happy, bouncy voice* Jealous of Daine and Henry the Banana? Get your own FruitFriend! Many people have reported feeling MUCH better after calling and receiving THEIR fruit friend!
Some Person With A FruitFriend: I got Gabriella the Grapefruit from FruitFriends and now I'm happier then ever! I used to have no friends, but now I always have Gabriella the Grapefruit to go to! *Hugs the grapefruit, which has a stupid-looking face drawn messily on it with a Magic Marker*
Announcer Person: You, too, can have a FruitFriend! For only $2,578,339,456.57, you can be one of those losers... erm... really cool people who have FruitFriends!
*~Annoyingly happy, bouncy music ends~*
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*~Dramatic, dark music begins (Phantom of the Opera, probably)~*
Announcer Person #2: Want to meet some of the Geese? Or the Mice?
*~Music pauses~*
A Bunch Of Random Kids: *enthusiastically* YEA!
Announcer Person #2: Well YOU CAN'T! *Laughs evilly*
*~Music resumes~*
Announcer Person #2: *continues laughing evilly*
*~All fades to darkness and silence~*
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*~The Four Musketeers appear with a doooooog doo-doog doo dooooggg doo-doo-doooog doooog dooog dooog dooog doooooooooooooooggggg!!!!!! Dooog do doog doo doog doog doog doog doog doog doog doog ------ DOOG DOOG DOOG!(Doog doog doog!)~* (A/N: Did you HONESTLY think I would leave them out?)
The Four Musketeers: Trade with us! Trade with us! *They then all try to say different things at once and everything becomes confused*
*Not-so-happy Director screams at them to get on with it. The Four Musketeers glare at him, then settle down*
The Four Musketeers: A CAR FOR D'ARTAGNAN, AND A ROADKILL SQUIRREL FOR SOME BUBBLE BATH! VINEGAR FOR SOY SAUCE AND BOB THE BLOB FOR A 50-POUND WATERMELON!! HALF-FINISHED MATH HOMEWORK FOR A GLUESTICK AND A BIG WOODEN FENCE FOR A DEAD PLANT!!! A-
*Not-so-happy Directer tells them to shut up*
*~The Four Musketeers disappear with a GABLONKERS!~*
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*~A bunch of little kids appear. They are running around in a circle, holding hands~*
Bunch of Little Kids: Toxic crayons! Toxic crayons! We love to eat toxic crayons! *Chanting continues in background*
Way-Too-Happy Announcer Person: Are your kids eating strange things, such as chips, candy, and broccoli? Well, they will do that NO MORE! Give them... TOXIC CRAYONS!!!!!!!
Bunch of Little Kids: Toxic crayons! Toxic crayons! We love to eat toxic crayons!
*~They all disappear into a Void of Nothingness with a bubble bop pip pop hippy hooray!~*
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*~Yoda appears with a boo bop shazam! Dekublema with a TIP TAP TOP!~*
Yoda: Happening what is? Ahhh... On television Yoda is! Do not know what a television is, Yoda do. Happy Yoda is! Talking in third person Yoda is! Call 1-800-I-AM-DUMB you should! Get on television you would! Be a famous dork you would be!!!
*~Yoda disappears~* (A/N: WOW! No weird sound effect this time!)
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*~Dorky, upbeat music plays~*
Annoyingly Cheerful Dork: Want to jump into a pool of bloodthirsty sharks? Of course you do! Don't worry, it's fun!
Annoyingly Cheerful Freak: Yes! My friend got me into this program, and now I'm addicted! I just can't seem to stop jumping into pools of bloodthirsty sharks!
*~Dorky, upbeat music ends ubruptly as a shark consumes the camera~*
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OK, that's the end! See disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I own everybody in here except Yoda, the Four Musketeers, and the mentioned Daine. My friend, however, owns the crazy sound effects. However, GABLONKERS is mine. No stealing! FIY: if you couldn't figure it out, 1-800-I-AM-DUMB is a number I made up for this, although I am probably not the first person to use it. So it belongs to whoever owns it.