The Weakest Wizard
Chapter 5
McGonagall- Alright, 4 rounds down, 4 to go. Our "surviving" contestents, so to speak, are Ron, Hermonie, Crabbe, Seamus, and Parvati. You have banked a pitiful 25,000 Galleons. And I want to get this game over as soon as possible, so let's get started. Parvati, you were last rounds strongest link, so we'll start with you. *oh man, how does she get all of the history questions?* Alright, who was the British Army commander in the American Revolutionary War?
Parvati- Oh, easy one. That would be General Cornwallice (sorry i know i spelled it wrong :( ) He commanded the Brits until his sur-
McGonagall- *clears throat* Ok, you're done. That's right, though. Ron, spell SPOT.
Ron- S-P-O-T
McGonagall- ok, now real fast, what do you do at a green light?
Ron- STOP!
McGonagall- Hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha! It worked! Ha! WRONG! ( A/N: seriously, do it to someone. make them spell 'spot' and then ask them what you do at a red light...but they have to answer immidiatley or it wont work. Most likely they'll answer "Stop!") Hermonie, how long were ancient Indian 'soccer' fields?
Hermonie- about 1 mile, or 5,280 feet, or 63360 inches, or about 158400 centimeters, or about 1584000 millimeters!
McGonagall- *puching in numbers on calculator* um, yeah, that's right! Did you just figure that out? (Hermonie- yeah, duh) Wow. Well, Crabbe, *hmmmm i'll give you an easy one* What is your Charms teacher's name?
Crabbe- Um, Professor Cheesewick?
Flitwick- *stands ontop of his seat* I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! *he gets so worked up he loses his balance and topples off the chair*
McGonagall- Thats wrong. Ha! Seamus, what-
Seamus-
McGonagall- Um, no, sorry that's wrong! *audience gasps* Parvati, back to you, you have got all the tough history questions, so you should be able to get this one....what is 5x4?
Parvati- It's....uh......lesse....5 times 4...5 times 4! Uhhhh, ok, Regis, I'll have to go on instinct, but....General Robert E. Lee, commander of the CSA army??
McGonagall- Um....no. That's incorrect. It's 20. Hmmm, Ron, spell "White"
Ron- W-H-I-T-E
McGonagall- ok, now real quickly, what do older cows drink?
Ron- MILK!!!!
McGonagall- HA! (another trick) Wrong!!! Hermonie, what is--
Hermonie- That would be Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1948.
McGonagall- Actually, that's wrong. That was the answer to the next question.
Hermonie- *gasps and runs out of the building in tears*
McGonagall- Crabbe, *beep beep* Oh well, it looks like time is up. Please vote for who you think is the weakest link...now.
Lupin- *The strongest link in this match is Hermonie, but she is no longer with us so it is Parvati. The weakest link is Crabbe for being a total idiot*
McGonagall- Ron, who do you think is the weakest link?
Ron- Seamus
Crabbe- My mom
Seamus- Ron
Parvati- Ron
McGonagall- Seamus, why did you pick Ron.
Seamus- Um....cuz he picked me??
McGonagall- Oh brother. Parvati, why did you pick Ron.
Parvati- Becuase I wanted to, OK! Geez! Get off my case!!!
McGonagall- Well then, Ron, you are the weakest wizard....GOODBYE!!!
**BEHIND THE SCENES**
Ron- The stupid gits thought they could get away with this OBVIOUS consparicy they are plotting agianst me. It's kind of funny that Harry, Hermonie, and I are out and 2 minor characters that are barely mentioned in the books along with 1 total idiot are left....I say there is not going to be a winner due to the fact that a main character is not a part of the group. And a minor character actually winning or doing something big is UNHEARD OF!!
**BACK ON STAGE**
McGonagall- Well, you didn't bank A CENT in this round. Only 2 rounds left until we find our winner (if possible with a group like this…). We'll be back after the commercial, here on The Weakest Wizard!