Hey peoples, it's me again, much to your dismay. Megajason X. I can only do a short one 'cause I don't have any time. Oh, yeah. I forgot to disclaim this. I hereby disclaim that I do not own these Squaresoft characters.
=Chocobo and the Holy Magicite, part 2=
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Scene 6: The Book of the story.
So Chocobo recruited many idiots. Many will be generic characters, but some will be main characters.
These will be the main people.
(Hand opens book)
Reuben, of Mystic Quest Legend.
(Hand turns page)
Umaro, of FF6
(Hand turns page)
Kain, of FF4
(Hand turns page)
Zidane, of FF9
(Hand turns page)
And Mog, of Chocobo Racing...
(Hand turns page)
Who nearly fought Bahamut in hand to hand combat...
(Hand turns page)
Who nearly stood up to a couple of sylphs...
(Hand turns page)
And personally wet himself when told to feed his pet rabbit...
Mog: Ay!
Chocobo: Oh well, we've sort of got a good main team...
Zidane: Ay! I'm cool!
Chocobo: I'm sure, to many you are not.
Umaro: Arrrgh.
Kain: Look at me! I can jump higher than you!
Reuben: Why am I here? Everybody hates Mystic Quest legend!
Hand: Let me finish! Theres still Cid, Quina, Gogo, Dagger, Squall, Bahamut...
Mog: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chocobo: Get hold of yourself, man!
Hand: Oh, yeah. Theres also Cloud!
Everybody: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
They all run away.
Hand: Wait, but... Ouch! Damn, guy! What kind of hair gel do you use?
Cloud: (Stares blankly) ...... Eeeeek! It's me! My hair's gonna get me!
He chases after the others. Hand sweatdrops.
Hand: Okay then... I'll just go for a coffee break... er... I think...
Scene 7
Bahamut: So, you little moogle. Where's the fire?
Mog: I want my mummy!
Gogo: I want my mummy.
Chocobo: Well, gee Gogo. I thought you had more courage than that.
Gogo: Ahhh...
Dagger: Look!
They all stop and look.
Chocobo: Mysidia!
Zidane: Mysidia...
Kain: Mysidia...
Umaro: ARRGH!!
Chocobo: Sh! Idiots, welcome too your new home!
Cid: What? Mysidia?
Chocobo: No, you idiot. Chocobo forest!
Scene 8: Chocobo forest
Normal chocobos, black chocobos, white chocobos, chubby chocobos, every type of chocobo is engaged in song...
Chocobos:
We're Knights of the round table
We dance when're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camalot
And eat ham and jam and spam alot
Back at the gang...
Chocobo: On second thoughts lets not got to chocobo forest.
Idiots: Right.
Chocobo: It is a silly place.
Idiots: Right.
Chocobo: They don't even have there own theme song.
Idiots: Right.
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Chocobo: Oh, yeah! Odin! I have acomplished my task!
Odin: Oh, yes. You remembered, did you?
Chocobo: Yup!
Odin: Lets cut to the chase.
Chocobo: I don't have any scissors! (drumroll)
Odin: Do you try and impress your other freinds like that?
Chocobo's mind: If I say no, it will be embarassing if he didn't find it funny...
Chocobo: Yes, it happens all the time!
Odin: All the time?
Chococo's mind: If I say no, I won't be worthy because I'll seem like a liar
...
Chocobo: All the time.
Odin: Tell your freinds, I really feel sorry for them...
Chocobo's mind: If I disagree...
Chocobo: They would be deeply touched.
Odin: Are you being a smart alec to GOD!?
Chocobo's mind: If I say no, I'll seem like more of a smart alec...
Chocobo: Yes, I mean... Why do I listen to you anyway. You're the dumbest thing on the planet!
Odin: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!?
Chocobo: No, I'm talking to my mind!
Odin: You're right about the dumbest part!
Chocobo: Can we end this?
Odin: Alright. That small dirty rock half in the mud is the Holy Magicite. It is your task to get it.
Chocobo: Easy enough. (Starts towards the magicite)
Squall: Its a hologram, you idiot.
Chocobo: .... Oh, yeah.
Well thats it for today. I told I could only do a shorty. And the three secnes I did were short too...
Oh, well. See you next time!
The moonlight will suround you all- Megajason X
=Chocobo and the Holy Magicite, part 2=
=======================================
Scene 6: The Book of the story.
So Chocobo recruited many idiots. Many will be generic characters, but some will be main characters.
These will be the main people.
(Hand opens book)
Reuben, of Mystic Quest Legend.
(Hand turns page)
Umaro, of FF6
(Hand turns page)
Kain, of FF4
(Hand turns page)
Zidane, of FF9
(Hand turns page)
And Mog, of Chocobo Racing...
(Hand turns page)
Who nearly fought Bahamut in hand to hand combat...
(Hand turns page)
Who nearly stood up to a couple of sylphs...
(Hand turns page)
And personally wet himself when told to feed his pet rabbit...
Mog: Ay!
Chocobo: Oh well, we've sort of got a good main team...
Zidane: Ay! I'm cool!
Chocobo: I'm sure, to many you are not.
Umaro: Arrrgh.
Kain: Look at me! I can jump higher than you!
Reuben: Why am I here? Everybody hates Mystic Quest legend!
Hand: Let me finish! Theres still Cid, Quina, Gogo, Dagger, Squall, Bahamut...
Mog: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chocobo: Get hold of yourself, man!
Hand: Oh, yeah. Theres also Cloud!
Everybody: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
They all run away.
Hand: Wait, but... Ouch! Damn, guy! What kind of hair gel do you use?
Cloud: (Stares blankly) ...... Eeeeek! It's me! My hair's gonna get me!
He chases after the others. Hand sweatdrops.
Hand: Okay then... I'll just go for a coffee break... er... I think...
Scene 7
Bahamut: So, you little moogle. Where's the fire?
Mog: I want my mummy!
Gogo: I want my mummy.
Chocobo: Well, gee Gogo. I thought you had more courage than that.
Gogo: Ahhh...
Dagger: Look!
They all stop and look.
Chocobo: Mysidia!
Zidane: Mysidia...
Kain: Mysidia...
Umaro: ARRGH!!
Chocobo: Sh! Idiots, welcome too your new home!
Cid: What? Mysidia?
Chocobo: No, you idiot. Chocobo forest!
Scene 8: Chocobo forest
Normal chocobos, black chocobos, white chocobos, chubby chocobos, every type of chocobo is engaged in song...
Chocobos:
We're Knights of the round table
We dance when're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camalot
And eat ham and jam and spam alot
Back at the gang...
Chocobo: On second thoughts lets not got to chocobo forest.
Idiots: Right.
Chocobo: It is a silly place.
Idiots: Right.
Chocobo: They don't even have there own theme song.
Idiots: Right.
..................................................................................................................................................................................................
Chocobo: Oh, yeah! Odin! I have acomplished my task!
Odin: Oh, yes. You remembered, did you?
Chocobo: Yup!
Odin: Lets cut to the chase.
Chocobo: I don't have any scissors! (drumroll)
Odin: Do you try and impress your other freinds like that?
Chocobo's mind: If I say no, it will be embarassing if he didn't find it funny...
Chocobo: Yes, it happens all the time!
Odin: All the time?
Chococo's mind: If I say no, I won't be worthy because I'll seem like a liar
...
Chocobo: All the time.
Odin: Tell your freinds, I really feel sorry for them...
Chocobo's mind: If I disagree...
Chocobo: They would be deeply touched.
Odin: Are you being a smart alec to GOD!?
Chocobo's mind: If I say no, I'll seem like more of a smart alec...
Chocobo: Yes, I mean... Why do I listen to you anyway. You're the dumbest thing on the planet!
Odin: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!?
Chocobo: No, I'm talking to my mind!
Odin: You're right about the dumbest part!
Chocobo: Can we end this?
Odin: Alright. That small dirty rock half in the mud is the Holy Magicite. It is your task to get it.
Chocobo: Easy enough. (Starts towards the magicite)
Squall: Its a hologram, you idiot.
Chocobo: .... Oh, yeah.
Well thats it for today. I told I could only do a shorty. And the three secnes I did were short too...
Oh, well. See you next time!
The moonlight will suround you all- Megajason X