Sirus is Bored
Okay this is a pure piece of fluff that well let's just say i was bored one night and it popped into my head.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am broke. Please don't sue me.
Sirus was bored. Remus had gone into Hogsmeade and he was supposed to stay at the home they were staying at temporarily. He sighed and flopped onto the couch in the living room. What on earth am I going to do Sirus thought. Remus had told him in no certain terms not to leave the house. And evil grin came over Sirus's face. He never said Snuffles had to stay inside. Sirus stood up and with a quick pop he had turned into a large black shaggy dog. Now for some fun Snuffles though. He padded out the back door into Remus's garden. Hmmm I could chase some gnomes but i did that yesterday. A slight movement off to his left caught Snuffle's attention. Hello what do we have here ah that's that little thing that Hermoine brought over here from her home what did she call it? Oh yes a gopher.
She said muggles despise them. Remus sure doesn't like him though he's ruining his garden. Maybe I should teach the little thing a lesson.
Snuffles stood his ground as the cunning gopher surfaced from his hole. He bared his teeth as the evil gopher climbed from his tunnel, He snarled as he approached him. Whe the gopher was ten feet away Snuffles made his move. LIke a charging rhino he barreled after the gopher grabbing a fluff of fur as he triumphantly trotted into the house. He had won this round but the war was far from over. He knew this as did the gopher who was cautiously peered up from his safe haven.
*Pop* Where once had stood Snuffles now stood Sirus Black a tuft of gopher hair hanging from his mouth. He took the hair and headed for Remus's desk. Finding a parchment and a quill he quickly wrote a note for Remus to find.
Remus-
Your gopher is a worthy advisary. We have battled long and hard today he and I. All I managed to recover though was some of his hair. Fear not though I shall have his head before long.
Yours Truely,
Snuffles
Sirus laughed to himself at the note and small peice of hair attached to it. Sirus yawned and decided that he'd had enough excitment. After stretching for a moment Sirius headed upstairs for his room, his bed and a well deserved nap.
Several hours later Remus Lupin returned laden with packages from his trip to town. He sat them down looking around wondering where Sirus had gotton off too. "He had better still be in this house." Remus mumbled to himself. He walked over to his desk finding a note addressed to him.
He began laughing at his friends antics. He could almost picture Snuffle's fight with this gopher. Sirus came downstairs at the moment and seeing Remus in hysterics asked "What's so funny?" "Just you my friend." Remus replied. "Just you." he said walking past Sirus and upstairs to his room.
The End
Okay this is a pure piece of fluff that well let's just say i was bored one night and it popped into my head.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am broke. Please don't sue me.
Sirus was bored. Remus had gone into Hogsmeade and he was supposed to stay at the home they were staying at temporarily. He sighed and flopped onto the couch in the living room. What on earth am I going to do Sirus thought. Remus had told him in no certain terms not to leave the house. And evil grin came over Sirus's face. He never said Snuffles had to stay inside. Sirus stood up and with a quick pop he had turned into a large black shaggy dog. Now for some fun Snuffles though. He padded out the back door into Remus's garden. Hmmm I could chase some gnomes but i did that yesterday. A slight movement off to his left caught Snuffle's attention. Hello what do we have here ah that's that little thing that Hermoine brought over here from her home what did she call it? Oh yes a gopher.
She said muggles despise them. Remus sure doesn't like him though he's ruining his garden. Maybe I should teach the little thing a lesson.
Snuffles stood his ground as the cunning gopher surfaced from his hole. He bared his teeth as the evil gopher climbed from his tunnel, He snarled as he approached him. Whe the gopher was ten feet away Snuffles made his move. LIke a charging rhino he barreled after the gopher grabbing a fluff of fur as he triumphantly trotted into the house. He had won this round but the war was far from over. He knew this as did the gopher who was cautiously peered up from his safe haven.
*Pop* Where once had stood Snuffles now stood Sirus Black a tuft of gopher hair hanging from his mouth. He took the hair and headed for Remus's desk. Finding a parchment and a quill he quickly wrote a note for Remus to find.
Remus-
Your gopher is a worthy advisary. We have battled long and hard today he and I. All I managed to recover though was some of his hair. Fear not though I shall have his head before long.
Yours Truely,
Snuffles
Sirus laughed to himself at the note and small peice of hair attached to it. Sirus yawned and decided that he'd had enough excitment. After stretching for a moment Sirius headed upstairs for his room, his bed and a well deserved nap.
Several hours later Remus Lupin returned laden with packages from his trip to town. He sat them down looking around wondering where Sirus had gotton off too. "He had better still be in this house." Remus mumbled to himself. He walked over to his desk finding a note addressed to him.
He began laughing at his friends antics. He could almost picture Snuffle's fight with this gopher. Sirus came downstairs at the moment and seeing Remus in hysterics asked "What's so funny?" "Just you my friend." Remus replied. "Just you." he said walking past Sirus and upstairs to his room.
The End