~Well, Kafei's just the best supporting character in Majora's Mask, and next to the Hand in the Toilet and Mayor Dutour, Anju's the worst, quite frankly. Can you all say, "Annoying?" So, as you can guess, this fansong is me and Guru-Guru, (He ROCKS!) singing to Anju about who else but Kafei!~

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*Song of A Kafei Worshipper*
Featuring Silver and Guru-Guru, with an appearance by Madame Aroma

*The lights dim in the Milk Bar as Silver and Guru-Guru, with his bizzare instrument, take the stage*

Silver: "Yeah yeah, Anju..."

Guru-Guru: "Chicken laaaaaaaaaaaaaady!"

Silver: "You better keep your paws offa..."

Both: "My Kafeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!"

Silver: "'Cause you know, that if ya don't..."

Guru-Guru: "Watch out, watch out..."

Silver: "It's gonna be a..."

(Tempo speeds up- all notes are staccato)

Both: "Knock-down-drag-out-fight!"

Silver: "Yeah, I'm gonna..."

Both: "Take-you-out-tonight!"

Silver: "And you're gonna..."

Both: "Wish-you-had-never..."

(Tempo slows back down)

Silver: "Hearrrrrrrrrrrrd of my Kafeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."

Guru-Guru: "Oooo, her Kafei!"

Madama Aroma: *Walks onstage right* "Oo, oo, little brat, little brat, breakin' up weddings..." *Waves at the audience* "Don't you threaten darling Anju!"

Guru-Guru: *Looks from Madama Aroma to Silver* (Spoken) "Umm..." (Sung) "It's gonna be a..."

(Tempo up)

G.G.+M.A.: "Knock-down-drag-out-fight!"

Madame Aroma: "Yeah, I'm gonna..."

G.G.+M.A.: "Take-you-out-tonight!"

Madame Aroma: "And you're gonna..."

G.G.+M.A.: "Wish-you-had-never..."

(Tempo slows back down)

Madame Aroma: "Hearrrrrrrrrrrrd of my Kafeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" *Sits on Silver*

Silver: (Spoken) "Ouch." *Is squashed flat*

Guru-Guru: *Winces*

Audience: *Stares in stunned silence*