BarreT
Barret had always been secretly crazy for Tifa, maybe it was her soft brown eyes or her beautiful
smile or because she had as he liked to say "Bigger jugs than Parmalat (milk company)"
well whatever the reason, the eyes..the smile...the wrongly sized boobs he wanted her ass and he
wanted it BAD. One day on the highwind the friends were speaking of their opinions about one
another. "Cloud's a spikey headed jerk I tell ya!" exclaimed Barret "now now be nice to cloud.
He's cute" said Tifa, sympathizing with the spikey headed jerk. "aww but.." "no buts Barret
be nice" all of a sudden their eyes met and tifa's widened as barret's softened "oh barret!"
"yes....tifa?" His dreams were coming true! "did anyone ever tell you..." "yes? Yes? What is it!?"
he was buzzing with excitement now and he grinned happily "How much you look like Mr. T?"
"MR. FUCKING T!?" Tifa was startled and she gasped. "yeah umm...you know like the A Team.."
"I PITY DA FOO WHO SAYS I LOOK LIKE MISTAH T!" he yelled, and slowly came to the realization
of what he had just said feeling a resemblance to a complete idiot now. Cloud entered
"What the hell is all this yelling about you two!?" Barret yelled, trying not to sound like
the big T "SHE SAID I LOOK LIKE MR. T!" Cloud sighed. "You do." "WHAT!?" "well barret...look
at ya." "SHUT UP BOTH OF YA! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER TALKIN ABOUT!!!" RedXII moved into the
room, un noticed "actually ive seen that television program quite a few times." They looked to
the dog-like thing. "and he looks nothing like Mr. T" Barret was of course delighted to hear
this and he stuck his tounge out "oh wait, Mr. T is the big black guy with the chains? I thought
we were talking about the little white guy..that's merdough. Yeah he DOES look like Mr. T!"
Barret squeeled like a 3 year old girl who spilled ice cream on her panties. The horrific high
pitched noise woke Vincent who floated in, next to Cid. "you woke me up tifa" she looked
confused "what did I do?" Vincent was even more puzzled, Cloud yawned "that was Mr. T..err
barret." Vincent smiled for the first time in his life....err afterlife he was amused.
Cid sneered "I always figured him for a fag." Barret began to weep like someone watching
the movie Joe Dirt. All of a sudden a voice echoed through the highwind "LEAVE HIM BE!"
everyone was startled "that sounded just like..." everyone screamed, except barret who was still
blubbering "AERIES!" "but she died didn't she?" yawned cid Aeries sounded mad
"MY CLOUD LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MR. T!" everyone furrowed their brow and cloud spoke
"we know I don't. barret does" the voice from the grave spoke once more "oh. Your right heh"
Barret facevaulted, crying worse. This was all he could take Barret stormed to the ledge of
the highwind, jumping and un-Godly heights to the ground to meet a sickening THUD. Cloud
sighed, "get the crutches..." Cid shared clouds sigh "shit. That's the 3rd time this week.
The End (yay my little piece of insanity)
Barret had always been secretly crazy for Tifa, maybe it was her soft brown eyes or her beautiful
smile or because she had as he liked to say "Bigger jugs than Parmalat (milk company)"
well whatever the reason, the eyes..the smile...the wrongly sized boobs he wanted her ass and he
wanted it BAD. One day on the highwind the friends were speaking of their opinions about one
another. "Cloud's a spikey headed jerk I tell ya!" exclaimed Barret "now now be nice to cloud.
He's cute" said Tifa, sympathizing with the spikey headed jerk. "aww but.." "no buts Barret
be nice" all of a sudden their eyes met and tifa's widened as barret's softened "oh barret!"
"yes....tifa?" His dreams were coming true! "did anyone ever tell you..." "yes? Yes? What is it!?"
he was buzzing with excitement now and he grinned happily "How much you look like Mr. T?"
"MR. FUCKING T!?" Tifa was startled and she gasped. "yeah umm...you know like the A Team.."
"I PITY DA FOO WHO SAYS I LOOK LIKE MISTAH T!" he yelled, and slowly came to the realization
of what he had just said feeling a resemblance to a complete idiot now. Cloud entered
"What the hell is all this yelling about you two!?" Barret yelled, trying not to sound like
the big T "SHE SAID I LOOK LIKE MR. T!" Cloud sighed. "You do." "WHAT!?" "well barret...look
at ya." "SHUT UP BOTH OF YA! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER TALKIN ABOUT!!!" RedXII moved into the
room, un noticed "actually ive seen that television program quite a few times." They looked to
the dog-like thing. "and he looks nothing like Mr. T" Barret was of course delighted to hear
this and he stuck his tounge out "oh wait, Mr. T is the big black guy with the chains? I thought
we were talking about the little white guy..that's merdough. Yeah he DOES look like Mr. T!"
Barret squeeled like a 3 year old girl who spilled ice cream on her panties. The horrific high
pitched noise woke Vincent who floated in, next to Cid. "you woke me up tifa" she looked
confused "what did I do?" Vincent was even more puzzled, Cloud yawned "that was Mr. T..err
barret." Vincent smiled for the first time in his life....err afterlife he was amused.
Cid sneered "I always figured him for a fag." Barret began to weep like someone watching
the movie Joe Dirt. All of a sudden a voice echoed through the highwind "LEAVE HIM BE!"
everyone was startled "that sounded just like..." everyone screamed, except barret who was still
blubbering "AERIES!" "but she died didn't she?" yawned cid Aeries sounded mad
"MY CLOUD LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MR. T!" everyone furrowed their brow and cloud spoke
"we know I don't. barret does" the voice from the grave spoke once more "oh. Your right heh"
Barret facevaulted, crying worse. This was all he could take Barret stormed to the ledge of
the highwind, jumping and un-Godly heights to the ground to meet a sickening THUD. Cloud
sighed, "get the crutches..." Cid shared clouds sigh "shit. That's the 3rd time this week.
The End (yay my little piece of insanity)