Has anyone here EVER seen Junkyard Wars, on TLC? (Scrapheap Challenge for you british out there) Well, it's this show, where contestants have 10 hours to make something (a submarine, a hovercraft, an off-road buggy, a hang-glider, (the possibilities are endless)) all from stuff dug up from a huge junkyard, where the show is located. Well, after reading the hilariously funny jeopardy fic by Steppin' Razor, I had a flash of inspiration. Tell me what you think!
(Junkyard Wars intro)
Host: Today, on Junkyard Wars, we have a very original challenge, submitted by Ralon Saberwing. Our contestants must build a mechanical cosmetologist! Thats right, folks! Each machine must be able to give the user a complete facial, a manicure, AND a pedicure! Lets see our contestants! FROOOM the wild world of mobile suits, Team Gundam consists of Heero Yuy, Team Captain, Trowa Barton, Mechanic, AAAND, Duo Maxwell, uhhh... the morale-booster! On the other side of the fence, is Team WASHU!!!! consisting of: Washu, team captain, Washu, Mechanic, AAAND Washu, Mad scientist!!!!! LEETS BEGIN!!! Teams, you have 10 hours!!!
(on the Gundam side of the fence)
Heero:...and thats how we will make our machine
Trowa/Duo: Mission Accepted!
Duo: HAHA! we will do anything to WIN!!! (races to the scrapheap)
(on the Washu side of the fence)
Washu: WASHUUUU!!! I will win this contest and prove myself to be the greatest mechanic in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
Washu doll #1: You are great, Washuuuuu!
Washu doll #2: Yes, Washuuuuu! You will win Washhuuuu!
Washu: ONTO THE JUNKYARD!!!!!
(in the junkyard)
Duo: How are we gonna find lipstick in this dump?
Trowa: dont ask me!
Duo: LOOK!! (holds up a tube) LIPSTICK!!!
Trowa: hold on... (takes tube, wipes grime off front) this tube says "Aquafresh"!
Duo: so? no one will notice!
Trowa: (throws into scrapheap buggy wagon) I dont think Heero will like it
Duo: If Heero wanted to be particular, he'd be here!
Trowa: (sighs) lets go find the haircomb
MEANWHILE...
Washu: HAHA! I have found the blaster gun for my machine!!!! It will help me BLAST my way into VICTORY!!! NEXT: the acid!!! MWAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Washu doll #1: You Rule, WASHUUUUUUU!
Washu doll #2: Your machine will be the GREATEST, WASHUUUUUUU!!
MEANWHILE...
Duo: One more item to go! The...(reads paper)self detonation switch?!!?! Oh well (shrugs and sighs) old habits die hard
Trowa: Hey, I think this might work (holds up a big oval shape)
Duo: huh? lemme see! (takes the object, reads) ...U.S. H-bomb prototype!?!?! oooh, Heero will definitely like this!
(suddenly...)
Washu: haiiiiiiieee!!! (aims blaster gun at Trowa and Duo) FEEL THE WRATH OF WASHUUU!!!
Duo: HAHA! I'm prepared!! (whips out a cell phone)
Trowa: Duo, I dont think a cell phone is gonna help...
Washu doll #1: HA!!! Is that all you can do??? Washuuuu will WINNN!!!!
Duo: (punches in a number, mutters) come on! pick up! Oh, Hello? I'd like to speak to Wufei. Yes, I'll hold. Wufei? are you watching Junkyard Wars right now? what? well change the channel!! got it? see that short red-headed woman? Her name is Washu. Do you really want a WOMAN to win against us? No? THEN GET OVER HERE AND HELP OUT!!!! (slams phone to ground) (Gundam Altron appears, takes out a beam rifle and annihilates Washu.)
Washu: (in a daze) I'd like one of those toys...
Washu doll #2: Dont think you have defeated the undefeatable WASHUUUUU! (activates teleport machine to Washu's side of the fence)
Trowa: Thanks Wufei!
Wufei: (grumbles) that was TOO easy! (Stomps off in a huff)
Duo: lets get back to Heero
(at the Gundam side of the fence)
Heero: did you get the self detonation device?
Duo: yeah. Why did you want that?
Heero: To show the resolve that is required of the strong.*thanx to http://www.gundamwing.org/ew/ewquotes1.html for that*
It is just a reminder to show us of the power that we wield. It is like the self-detonation devices on our Gundams.
Duo: ITS JUST BEAUTIFICATION MACHINE!!!!!
Trowa: I know a lot of women who say that beauty is everything...
Duo: ugh...
MEANWHILE...
Washu: AHAAA!!! Almost complete!!!! The blast from that beam rifle was only a minor setback!!! First this game show, next: the UNIVERSE!!! HAHAAHAHAH
Washu doll #1: Washuuuuu! you are the GREATEST!!!!!!
After 7 hours...
Host: Teams, You have 3 hours left, 3 hours left!!!
(at the Gundam side of the fence)
Trowa: Perfect. Now all we need to do is add the pedicure part of the machine. Duo, go get some heavy duty angle iron.
Duo: huh?
Trowa: our creation has to be able to withstand anyone's feet. From a model's perfect toes, to a stinky fungus infected mess. (dun dun da DUNNNNNN)Now, gundamium would be best, but...
Heero: wait. I'll get it. (runs off)
Duo:??
Heero: (comes back with a huge load of black painted Gundamium alloy)
Duo: Hey, where'd you get all that metal?
Heero: Deathscythe.
Duo:(in a rage) WHAT??!?!!?
Heero: you said that you'd be willing to do anything to win.
Duo: (curses under his breath)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: NOW, for the piece de resistance! haha! (whips out a mega beam ray) For a SUPERIOR face peel!!!!
Washu doll #1: YAY! WASHUUUUUUUU!!!!
(3 hours have passed)
Host: TIIIIIMES UP! WE will test the machines tomorrow! Will the doomsday machine from mad scientist Washu win, or will the G-boys prevail? Tune in after the commercial break!!!!!!!!!
-Gabriyn
P.S. Tell me what you think...PULEEEEEEEZEEEEEEE?
(Junkyard Wars intro)
Host: Today, on Junkyard Wars, we have a very original challenge, submitted by Ralon Saberwing. Our contestants must build a mechanical cosmetologist! Thats right, folks! Each machine must be able to give the user a complete facial, a manicure, AND a pedicure! Lets see our contestants! FROOOM the wild world of mobile suits, Team Gundam consists of Heero Yuy, Team Captain, Trowa Barton, Mechanic, AAAND, Duo Maxwell, uhhh... the morale-booster! On the other side of the fence, is Team WASHU!!!! consisting of: Washu, team captain, Washu, Mechanic, AAAND Washu, Mad scientist!!!!! LEETS BEGIN!!! Teams, you have 10 hours!!!
(on the Gundam side of the fence)
Heero:...and thats how we will make our machine
Trowa/Duo: Mission Accepted!
Duo: HAHA! we will do anything to WIN!!! (races to the scrapheap)
(on the Washu side of the fence)
Washu: WASHUUUU!!! I will win this contest and prove myself to be the greatest mechanic in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
Washu doll #1: You are great, Washuuuuu!
Washu doll #2: Yes, Washuuuuu! You will win Washhuuuu!
Washu: ONTO THE JUNKYARD!!!!!
(in the junkyard)
Duo: How are we gonna find lipstick in this dump?
Trowa: dont ask me!
Duo: LOOK!! (holds up a tube) LIPSTICK!!!
Trowa: hold on... (takes tube, wipes grime off front) this tube says "Aquafresh"!
Duo: so? no one will notice!
Trowa: (throws into scrapheap buggy wagon) I dont think Heero will like it
Duo: If Heero wanted to be particular, he'd be here!
Trowa: (sighs) lets go find the haircomb
MEANWHILE...
Washu: HAHA! I have found the blaster gun for my machine!!!! It will help me BLAST my way into VICTORY!!! NEXT: the acid!!! MWAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Washu doll #1: You Rule, WASHUUUUUUU!
Washu doll #2: Your machine will be the GREATEST, WASHUUUUUUU!!
MEANWHILE...
Duo: One more item to go! The...(reads paper)self detonation switch?!!?! Oh well (shrugs and sighs) old habits die hard
Trowa: Hey, I think this might work (holds up a big oval shape)
Duo: huh? lemme see! (takes the object, reads) ...U.S. H-bomb prototype!?!?! oooh, Heero will definitely like this!
(suddenly...)
Washu: haiiiiiiieee!!! (aims blaster gun at Trowa and Duo) FEEL THE WRATH OF WASHUUU!!!
Duo: HAHA! I'm prepared!! (whips out a cell phone)
Trowa: Duo, I dont think a cell phone is gonna help...
Washu doll #1: HA!!! Is that all you can do??? Washuuuu will WINNN!!!!
Duo: (punches in a number, mutters) come on! pick up! Oh, Hello? I'd like to speak to Wufei. Yes, I'll hold. Wufei? are you watching Junkyard Wars right now? what? well change the channel!! got it? see that short red-headed woman? Her name is Washu. Do you really want a WOMAN to win against us? No? THEN GET OVER HERE AND HELP OUT!!!! (slams phone to ground) (Gundam Altron appears, takes out a beam rifle and annihilates Washu.)
Washu: (in a daze) I'd like one of those toys...
Washu doll #2: Dont think you have defeated the undefeatable WASHUUUUU! (activates teleport machine to Washu's side of the fence)
Trowa: Thanks Wufei!
Wufei: (grumbles) that was TOO easy! (Stomps off in a huff)
Duo: lets get back to Heero
(at the Gundam side of the fence)
Heero: did you get the self detonation device?
Duo: yeah. Why did you want that?
Heero: To show the resolve that is required of the strong.*thanx to http://www.gundamwing.org/ew/ewquotes1.html for that*
It is just a reminder to show us of the power that we wield. It is like the self-detonation devices on our Gundams.
Duo: ITS JUST BEAUTIFICATION MACHINE!!!!!
Trowa: I know a lot of women who say that beauty is everything...
Duo: ugh...
MEANWHILE...
Washu: AHAAA!!! Almost complete!!!! The blast from that beam rifle was only a minor setback!!! First this game show, next: the UNIVERSE!!! HAHAAHAHAH
Washu doll #1: Washuuuuu! you are the GREATEST!!!!!!
After 7 hours...
Host: Teams, You have 3 hours left, 3 hours left!!!
(at the Gundam side of the fence)
Trowa: Perfect. Now all we need to do is add the pedicure part of the machine. Duo, go get some heavy duty angle iron.
Duo: huh?
Trowa: our creation has to be able to withstand anyone's feet. From a model's perfect toes, to a stinky fungus infected mess. (dun dun da DUNNNNNN)Now, gundamium would be best, but...
Heero: wait. I'll get it. (runs off)
Duo:??
Heero: (comes back with a huge load of black painted Gundamium alloy)
Duo: Hey, where'd you get all that metal?
Heero: Deathscythe.
Duo:(in a rage) WHAT??!?!!?
Heero: you said that you'd be willing to do anything to win.
Duo: (curses under his breath)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: NOW, for the piece de resistance! haha! (whips out a mega beam ray) For a SUPERIOR face peel!!!!
Washu doll #1: YAY! WASHUUUUUUUU!!!!
(3 hours have passed)
Host: TIIIIIMES UP! WE will test the machines tomorrow! Will the doomsday machine from mad scientist Washu win, or will the G-boys prevail? Tune in after the commercial break!!!!!!!!!
-Gabriyn
P.S. Tell me what you think...PULEEEEEEEZEEEEEEE?