Oh, BTW, I forgot to include this in part I, but I just remembered: I DO NOT
OWN GUNDAM WING!!!!! (dont sue me, I'm not making money off it) Also, theres a
bit of OOC, but not much:)
Host: Now, back to JUNKYARD WARS!!!!!!!! Today, we have guest Martha Stewart
here to do some preliminary judging! Martha, who would YOU bet on?
Martha: (examines both machines. Washu's is huge and towering, while the
G-boy's is compact and hot pink)Well, to tell you the truth, it is a very close
race. Washu's is *rougher*, with her ummm... BEAM RAY?? (whispers to host: are
you sure she got the right instructions???)but provides umm... yeah, thats it!
Long Term benefits... The machine made by the Gundam Boys is umm... very
flashy... Totally goes AGAINST my *great* fashion sense...
Trowa: (in a whisper) Duo, I told you we shouldn't have painted it that
color...
Martha: Well, as I often say, Always Judge A Book By It's Cover: make sure it
matches your wallpaper. I'm going with Washu!
Heero: (cocks gun at Martha Stewart) I will kill you. click* *clickclick*
*clickclickclickclick* #%&$, I'm out of ammo!
Duo: *grin* (holds up a handfull of bullets) Now, we couldn't allow violence on
this show! (shows other hand, which holds a pink rabbits foot keychain, labeled
"Wing Zero"
Heero: (in an ominous voice) DUOOOO... WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO MY GUNDAM????!!?!
Duo: (in a sweet innocent voice) Oh, I wouldn't know... *smirks*
Host: ANYWAYS... Teams, according to traddition, you are allowed one hour
tinkering time. Get to it!
Heero: Ok, our machine is fine. only one thing we need to do. DUO!!!!
Duo: yeah...?
Heero: Strip. Off. The. Paint.
Duo: awwww... it looks cute with the pink paint!
Heero: NOW.
Duo: (grumbles) first you break down Deathscythe into scrap metal, now you make
me strip paint. I'm a GUNDAM PILOT FOR SHINIGAMI'S SAKE!!!!!
Heero: not anymore...
Trowa: umm, duo?
Duo: (expectantly) What? You'll help me? Trowa, I knew you were always my
friend!
Trowa: (lounging with heero on beach chairs) could you move? I'm trying to get
a tan...
Duo: (starts sulking)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: AHA!!! I will win!!! Martha Stewart likes my invention!!!!!!!!
Martha: Actually, I just hated the other team's machine...
Washu doll #2: WASHUUUUU, YOU WILL STILL WIN, WASHUUUUUUU!
Washu doll #1: You are the greatest, WASHUUUUUUU!!!
LATER...
Host: Well, TIMES UP! lets meet our guinea pigs!! Testing Washu's machine will
be Princess Aiaka, From planet Jerai!
Aiaka: hello! wait a sec... WASHU'S MACHINE?? WHAT? GET ME AWAY FROM THAT
MADWOMAN, QUICK!!!
Host: umm...*coughs* Testing Team Gundam's machine is the famous Relena
Peacecraft!
Relena: Hey! the sign said free makeover...
Host: (to the audience) a sucker born every minute, hehe.
Relena: AHH!! HEERO!! There you are!!!
Heero: (cowering behind duo) Save me! I only did this show to get away from
her!!
Duo: Now, is that how a perfect soldier acts? get up! Be Brave, man, be BRAVE!!
Heero: You're right! I will face *shiver* Relena...
Host: Teams, your machines have thirty minutes to *cough* pamper our testers
here, beginning... NOW!
Relena: (dreamily) Ah, Heero...
Heero: just get into the machine
Relena: anything for you, my love!
Heero: (grits teeth) Duo, help me here...
Duo: (slams machine shut)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: Just get into the machine!!
Aiaka: NOOO!!!
Washu: I'll just have to MAKE you... (whips out a life-size Tenchi cut-out)
Aiaka: AHH..*drool* TENCHI... My LOVE!!!
Washu: thats right, just follow Tenchi...(stuffs tenchi cutout into machine)
Aiaka: I'm comimg, tenchi... (enters machine)
Washu:(slams it shut)
LATER...
Host: well, martha, i've been noticing lots of screams coming from Washu's
machine...
Martha: yes, it IS pretty rough
Host: and lots of lovesick moaning from Team Gundam's machine...
Martha: we'll need to get better testers next time. Who's idea was it anyway to
get riffraff off the street to do our testing?
Relena/Aiaka: I HEARD THAT!!!
Heero: Ahh... I cant take it anymore!!! Her voice is so piercing!!
Trowa/Duo: NO!! DONT!
Heero: (self detonates the machine)
Duo: so much for non-violence...
Host: TIMES UP!! lets see our testers!!
Relena: (in a daze) Anything for you, Heero
Heero:*whimper*
Host: Well, Team Gundam went for the ugly look!
Duo: *smirk* it wasnt hard considering what we had to work with!
Relena: Now, what did you mean by that?!!
Host: Relena is covered in soot, with a wonderful ogre-like complexion. her
hair is truly inspired! Who else would style hair into a single four-foot tall
spike?! Our judges give team Gundam a 0.0000000000000000000001 out of 100!!!
Relena: GIMME A MIRROR!!!!!!! (snatches a mirror from host) AHHHH!!! Heero, I
hat- I mean I *cough* LOVE what you did! (mutters) Im gonna kill you
Heero: YAY!! I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!!!
Washu doll # 2: WASHUUUU! YOU WILL WIN, WASHUUUUUUU!!!
Host: lets take a look at Princess Aiaka! (looks her over) Well, Washu went for
the bland look! Y'know, something's fishy... casts a glance at Tenchi cutout
hmmmm... Aiaka looks at mirror. AHH!! THANK YOU WASHUU!!!!!
Washu: My genius if finally appreciated!!!
Aiaka: I look like Tenchi!!! Washu, you have helped me take Tenchi fandom to a
whole new level!!! Now I even LOOK like tenchi!!!!!!!
Host:uh... Well, lets see what the judges say! Washu gets a
0.0000000000000000000001 out of 100! ITS A TIE!!
(Gundam Altron appears again, with beam rifle handy)
Wufei: care to repeat that?
Host: umm... sorry, hehe, Sorry folks, Washu's score was missing one more "0".
That makes Team Gundam the WINNER!!!!!
Washu Doll #1: NOOOOOO!!!
Washu doll #2: We'll be BACK!! Right, WASHUUUUUUUU?!
Washu: Yep. In the mean while: (takes out blaster and starts shooting at martha stewart.
Everyone joins in the fun, while Relena starts torturing heero in *that* sort of way.
Poor Heero. He's still not free...)
Washu doll #1: The
Washu doll #2: END!!
-Gabriyn
P.S. Didya like it? didya hate it? TELL MEEE
P.P.S. I dont own Tenchi Muyo either
P.P.P.S. I think i spelled Aeka's name wrong...
P.P.P.P.S. I like "..."...
OWN GUNDAM WING!!!!! (dont sue me, I'm not making money off it) Also, theres a
bit of OOC, but not much:)
Host: Now, back to JUNKYARD WARS!!!!!!!! Today, we have guest Martha Stewart
here to do some preliminary judging! Martha, who would YOU bet on?
Martha: (examines both machines. Washu's is huge and towering, while the
G-boy's is compact and hot pink)Well, to tell you the truth, it is a very close
race. Washu's is *rougher*, with her ummm... BEAM RAY?? (whispers to host: are
you sure she got the right instructions???)but provides umm... yeah, thats it!
Long Term benefits... The machine made by the Gundam Boys is umm... very
flashy... Totally goes AGAINST my *great* fashion sense...
Trowa: (in a whisper) Duo, I told you we shouldn't have painted it that
color...
Martha: Well, as I often say, Always Judge A Book By It's Cover: make sure it
matches your wallpaper. I'm going with Washu!
Heero: (cocks gun at Martha Stewart) I will kill you. click* *clickclick*
*clickclickclickclick* #%&$, I'm out of ammo!
Duo: *grin* (holds up a handfull of bullets) Now, we couldn't allow violence on
this show! (shows other hand, which holds a pink rabbits foot keychain, labeled
"Wing Zero"
Heero: (in an ominous voice) DUOOOO... WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO MY GUNDAM????!!?!
Duo: (in a sweet innocent voice) Oh, I wouldn't know... *smirks*
Host: ANYWAYS... Teams, according to traddition, you are allowed one hour
tinkering time. Get to it!
Heero: Ok, our machine is fine. only one thing we need to do. DUO!!!!
Duo: yeah...?
Heero: Strip. Off. The. Paint.
Duo: awwww... it looks cute with the pink paint!
Heero: NOW.
Duo: (grumbles) first you break down Deathscythe into scrap metal, now you make
me strip paint. I'm a GUNDAM PILOT FOR SHINIGAMI'S SAKE!!!!!
Heero: not anymore...
Trowa: umm, duo?
Duo: (expectantly) What? You'll help me? Trowa, I knew you were always my
friend!
Trowa: (lounging with heero on beach chairs) could you move? I'm trying to get
a tan...
Duo: (starts sulking)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: AHA!!! I will win!!! Martha Stewart likes my invention!!!!!!!!
Martha: Actually, I just hated the other team's machine...
Washu doll #2: WASHUUUUU, YOU WILL STILL WIN, WASHUUUUUUU!
Washu doll #1: You are the greatest, WASHUUUUUUU!!!
LATER...
Host: Well, TIMES UP! lets meet our guinea pigs!! Testing Washu's machine will
be Princess Aiaka, From planet Jerai!
Aiaka: hello! wait a sec... WASHU'S MACHINE?? WHAT? GET ME AWAY FROM THAT
MADWOMAN, QUICK!!!
Host: umm...*coughs* Testing Team Gundam's machine is the famous Relena
Peacecraft!
Relena: Hey! the sign said free makeover...
Host: (to the audience) a sucker born every minute, hehe.
Relena: AHH!! HEERO!! There you are!!!
Heero: (cowering behind duo) Save me! I only did this show to get away from
her!!
Duo: Now, is that how a perfect soldier acts? get up! Be Brave, man, be BRAVE!!
Heero: You're right! I will face *shiver* Relena...
Host: Teams, your machines have thirty minutes to *cough* pamper our testers
here, beginning... NOW!
Relena: (dreamily) Ah, Heero...
Heero: just get into the machine
Relena: anything for you, my love!
Heero: (grits teeth) Duo, help me here...
Duo: (slams machine shut)
MEANWHILE...
Washu: Just get into the machine!!
Aiaka: NOOO!!!
Washu: I'll just have to MAKE you... (whips out a life-size Tenchi cut-out)
Aiaka: AHH..*drool* TENCHI... My LOVE!!!
Washu: thats right, just follow Tenchi...(stuffs tenchi cutout into machine)
Aiaka: I'm comimg, tenchi... (enters machine)
Washu:(slams it shut)
LATER...
Host: well, martha, i've been noticing lots of screams coming from Washu's
machine...
Martha: yes, it IS pretty rough
Host: and lots of lovesick moaning from Team Gundam's machine...
Martha: we'll need to get better testers next time. Who's idea was it anyway to
get riffraff off the street to do our testing?
Relena/Aiaka: I HEARD THAT!!!
Heero: Ahh... I cant take it anymore!!! Her voice is so piercing!!
Trowa/Duo: NO!! DONT!
Heero: (self detonates the machine)
Duo: so much for non-violence...
Host: TIMES UP!! lets see our testers!!
Relena: (in a daze) Anything for you, Heero
Heero:*whimper*
Host: Well, Team Gundam went for the ugly look!
Duo: *smirk* it wasnt hard considering what we had to work with!
Relena: Now, what did you mean by that?!!
Host: Relena is covered in soot, with a wonderful ogre-like complexion. her
hair is truly inspired! Who else would style hair into a single four-foot tall
spike?! Our judges give team Gundam a 0.0000000000000000000001 out of 100!!!
Relena: GIMME A MIRROR!!!!!!! (snatches a mirror from host) AHHHH!!! Heero, I
hat- I mean I *cough* LOVE what you did! (mutters) Im gonna kill you
Heero: YAY!! I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!!!
Washu doll # 2: WASHUUUU! YOU WILL WIN, WASHUUUUUUU!!!
Host: lets take a look at Princess Aiaka! (looks her over) Well, Washu went for
the bland look! Y'know, something's fishy... casts a glance at Tenchi cutout
hmmmm... Aiaka looks at mirror. AHH!! THANK YOU WASHUU!!!!!
Washu: My genius if finally appreciated!!!
Aiaka: I look like Tenchi!!! Washu, you have helped me take Tenchi fandom to a
whole new level!!! Now I even LOOK like tenchi!!!!!!!
Host:uh... Well, lets see what the judges say! Washu gets a
0.0000000000000000000001 out of 100! ITS A TIE!!
(Gundam Altron appears again, with beam rifle handy)
Wufei: care to repeat that?
Host: umm... sorry, hehe, Sorry folks, Washu's score was missing one more "0".
That makes Team Gundam the WINNER!!!!!
Washu Doll #1: NOOOOOO!!!
Washu doll #2: We'll be BACK!! Right, WASHUUUUUUUU?!
Washu: Yep. In the mean while: (takes out blaster and starts shooting at martha stewart.
Everyone joins in the fun, while Relena starts torturing heero in *that* sort of way.
Poor Heero. He's still not free...)
Washu doll #1: The
Washu doll #2: END!!
-Gabriyn
P.S. Didya like it? didya hate it? TELL MEEE
P.P.S. I dont own Tenchi Muyo either
P.P.P.S. I think i spelled Aeka's name wrong...
P.P.P.P.S. I like "..."...