Aeris...Revived
disclaimer:I own StreetFighter, SUE ME! Okay...I wish I did but I don't. So don't SUE
ME!
(Sephiroth was out making an errand at Rocket Town. He was getting supplies to fix the
Shinra Mansion while Ameph stayed at the Shinra Mansion. He was inside the lab,
reading a bunch of Hojo and Gast's books)
Ameph:Hmmm...charcteristics of the Lifas......acelerated regeneration...Abnormal
strengh....magical powers without the aid of materia...Lifespan is incredibly
longitive...longitive?(he puts the book away and takes out another)Let's see...See
Jane...See Jane Run....Run, Jane, Run....(he looks stupidified as he gets rid of the book.
He walks back to the table in the center of the room) I guess this must be where Mad
Doctor Dad works...(he hears noises coming from the stairs as his Poliwrath and Pdigeot
rush in(okay, the Pidgeot flew in)The Poliwrath was carrying something)
Maelstrom:Croka!!
Ameph:Hey, guys. How is it hanging?!
Cyclonic:Tseeer!! Swaaak!
Ameph:What? You grounded a red pearl in the water?
Maelstrom:Crokacroka!!
Ameph:Oh! You found a dead girl in the water!(Maelstrom shows Ameph a dead
girl)She's deadOf course, she is...I read some revival recipe in one of big books. I'll
ask Suey if she'll help us
(Later. Ameph, Cyclonic, Maelstrom and Suey are gathered around the dead girl. Ameph
is wearing one of Hojo's lab coats)
Ameph:From Hojo's logs...he should sound like this...(he hunches over and puts on fake
glasses)Now, my precious specimen! You will rise like Frankenstein!! Yes!
Yes!(Maelstrom coughes)SILENCE, FOOL!!!(Maelstrom faints)....opps...(Cyclonic offers
Ameph a breath mint)Nough of that(he throws off the lab coat and glasses and he takes
the breath mint)Okay...(he opens the girl's mouth)Pour the stuff down it, Suey!(Suey
takes a bottle of green liquid and pours it down the girl's mouth. After 5 minutes, the
girl's stomach twitches and she wakes up)Hey! Check it out! It works!
girl:W....where am I?
Ameph:(Frankstein accent and lighting in the background)SHE LIVES!!!(normal
accent)You are in my lab. I brought ya back to life!
girl:Who are you?
Ameph:Ameph Est Mako...That's Cyclonic(points to his Pidgeot) She's Suey(points to his
Machamp) and one on the ground is Maelstrom
girl:...How did I get here?
Ameph:They brought you here...now, what's your name?
girl:My name is Aeris Gainbrough
Ameph:Ah...What were you doing dead?
Aeris:Dead? I was dead?
Ameph:Yep
Aeris:I don't remember being dead...I remember blacking out when Cloud was acting
funny
Ameph:You don't mean the psychopath down the street
Aeris:Psychopath?!
Ameph:Yeah! He tried to kill Sephiroth
Aeris:Sephiroth?! Of course he has to kill Sephiroth! Sephiroth is trying to hurt the
planet!
Ameph:That old story? Sephiroth rather live his life now
Aeris:But you don't understand!
Ameph:I don't think you do. Sephiroth was controlled by Jenova
Aeris:He...was?
Jenova:You actally beleive that, Aeris?
Ameph:Uh oh
Aeris:Sephiroth?!
Jenova:No, you idiot! Jenova! and I am angered that Ameph brought back the one who
ruined my last plan!
Ameph:Whatcha gonna do about it? Send evil brain leeches after us?
Jenova:No...I have a better idea(4 big iron men appear in the lab. They are 11 feet tall and
iron objects stuck out of them. They were all armed with swords big as doors and wider
that bookcase)
Aeris:Iron men!
Jenova:Go, my Iron men!!
Ameph:...(looks up at the Iron men)....Oh damn(the iron man lifts it's sword and prepares
to cut Ameph into 2. Just before the blade hits Ameph, Ameph jumps out of the way and
grabs Maetlstrom and Aeris. Suey and Cyclonic follow close behind Ameph)
Jenova:Get them!!
Ameph:RUN FOR YOUR DOG FOODED LIVES!!!!!!!
Aeris:What?
Ameph:Who cares! Just run!(They dash up the stairs and the Iron Men aren't far behind.
Suey and Cyclonic break the top of the stairs and Ameph jumps over them. He puts Aeris
and Maelstrom down)Run!
Iron men:COME BACK HERE!!!
Ameph:Let's see if Ice surfices...(he charges energy from the ice planes and fires a massive
icicle at the first Iron man. It hits him int the chest and it falls down, dead. The others
steps over their fallen comrad and start after Ameph. Ameph pulls down the bookcase
and stop them but they cut the bookcase to peices. Ameph runs and jumps over Aeris.
He grinds down the railing of the stairs as he lands on his psychopath neigbor)
Cloud:You! Where's Sephiroth?!
Ameph:Sephiroth's not here. I got company that is more sane than you.
Cloud:Oh yeah? Who?!(Aeris runs down the stairs)...Aeris?!
Aeris:Cloud!!(She runs into Cloud and tackles him)I missed you!(the Iron men start
walking down the stairs)
Cloud:Aeris?! Your alive?!(the Iron man is about to slash Cloud when Ameph jumps in
and kicks the Iron Man. The Iron man turns to face Ameph as Ameph put him into a
armlock. The iron man tries to throw Ameph off when another Iron man tries to cut
Ameph. Ameph jumps off as the other iron man slashes it's comrad. 2 Iron men remain)
Ameph:Umm...could we do that later...The big, the hungry and the very mean are trying
to kill us
Tifa:He's right!(she concentrates and fires a ball of chi at an Iron man. The Iron man
lumbers over to Tifa and prepares to remove her when Cloud jumps in front of her with
his sword and stabs teh Iron man. The Iron man stagger as Aeris uses her power to gives
it to Cloud. Cloud begins to furiously slash the Iron man with his Omnislash and the Iron
man disappears)
Aeris:Hojo!!(no one listens to her. Cloud and Tifa were hadnling the Iron man which was
now dead. Ameph was busy with the last Iron man)
Ameph:Your puny power are nothing to mighty Ameph!!Why are you copying
Wrexsoul's quotes?*Silence, Miss Ark! Can't you see that the big metal man is at our
throats? Even if we are dealing with life and death. There is always room for
sacramism!*(the iron man tries to punch Ameph but Ameph catches it as he is dragged a
few feet back. HE struggles to hold the Iron man's fist from hitting him and the iron man
also struggles. Out of no where, Sephiroth jumps from the shadows and cuts the Iron man
into two)Thanks, bro!
Sephiroth:What are they doing here?
Cloud:We are back for revenge....but...Aeris? Why...how?
Aeris:Ameph brought me back
Tifa:No fair! I thought I had Cloud to myself!
Aeris:To yourself!? What about that date, Cloud?
Tifa:Date?!
Cloud:Oh man!
Ameph:What should we do, Seph?
Sephiroth:We run! Who knows when Psychos like them will attack!
Ameph:To the basement! C'mon, guys!(they runs along with his Pokemon close behind.
They quickly run into the lab. They notice Jenova standing in it)
Jenova:What are you doing here?!
Ameph:Visiting
Sephiroth:What are YOU doing here?!
Jenova:I guess you saw Hojo...I knew that he couldn't sneak past you
Ameph:Sneak past?
Jenova:I mean....oh boy...
Sephiroth:I guess you sing like a canary, Jenova...
Jenova:Oh damn...I better warn, Hojo!(she runs into the room with the Dimension Portal
in it. She jumps into it and disappears)
Ameph:Guess it's where we gotta be
Sephiroth:Uh huh...it's time we ditch this place(They jump into the portal)
To be continued
Next time: The story turns more into the Ranma 1/2 gene as Ameph's fake father, Koga
tell him about a deal he made with his friend, Gene Storm. A master of a martail art called
Arashiken that their sons would duel. But Gene had a daughter. They changed it to an
engagement and that's hard when you change sex often.
Author Notes: It's gonna get more like the Ranma 1/2 gene(and less like the Pokemon?)
in the next story. Just to clear something, Gene isn't from Outlaw Star(Like in a world
full of Pokemon, advanced spaceships are flying around)
disclaimer:I own StreetFighter, SUE ME! Okay...I wish I did but I don't. So don't SUE
ME!
(Sephiroth was out making an errand at Rocket Town. He was getting supplies to fix the
Shinra Mansion while Ameph stayed at the Shinra Mansion. He was inside the lab,
reading a bunch of Hojo and Gast's books)
Ameph:Hmmm...charcteristics of the Lifas......acelerated regeneration...Abnormal
strengh....magical powers without the aid of materia...Lifespan is incredibly
longitive...longitive?(he puts the book away and takes out another)Let's see...See
Jane...See Jane Run....Run, Jane, Run....(he looks stupidified as he gets rid of the book.
He walks back to the table in the center of the room) I guess this must be where Mad
Doctor Dad works...(he hears noises coming from the stairs as his Poliwrath and Pdigeot
rush in(okay, the Pidgeot flew in)The Poliwrath was carrying something)
Maelstrom:Croka!!
Ameph:Hey, guys. How is it hanging?!
Cyclonic:Tseeer!! Swaaak!
Ameph:What? You grounded a red pearl in the water?
Maelstrom:Crokacroka!!
Ameph:Oh! You found a dead girl in the water!(Maelstrom shows Ameph a dead
girl)She's deadOf course, she is...I read some revival recipe in one of big books. I'll
ask Suey if she'll help us
(Later. Ameph, Cyclonic, Maelstrom and Suey are gathered around the dead girl. Ameph
is wearing one of Hojo's lab coats)
Ameph:From Hojo's logs...he should sound like this...(he hunches over and puts on fake
glasses)Now, my precious specimen! You will rise like Frankenstein!! Yes!
Yes!(Maelstrom coughes)SILENCE, FOOL!!!(Maelstrom faints)....opps...(Cyclonic offers
Ameph a breath mint)Nough of that(he throws off the lab coat and glasses and he takes
the breath mint)Okay...(he opens the girl's mouth)Pour the stuff down it, Suey!(Suey
takes a bottle of green liquid and pours it down the girl's mouth. After 5 minutes, the
girl's stomach twitches and she wakes up)Hey! Check it out! It works!
girl:W....where am I?
Ameph:(Frankstein accent and lighting in the background)SHE LIVES!!!(normal
accent)You are in my lab. I brought ya back to life!
girl:Who are you?
Ameph:Ameph Est Mako...That's Cyclonic(points to his Pidgeot) She's Suey(points to his
Machamp) and one on the ground is Maelstrom
girl:...How did I get here?
Ameph:They brought you here...now, what's your name?
girl:My name is Aeris Gainbrough
Ameph:Ah...What were you doing dead?
Aeris:Dead? I was dead?
Ameph:Yep
Aeris:I don't remember being dead...I remember blacking out when Cloud was acting
funny
Ameph:You don't mean the psychopath down the street
Aeris:Psychopath?!
Ameph:Yeah! He tried to kill Sephiroth
Aeris:Sephiroth?! Of course he has to kill Sephiroth! Sephiroth is trying to hurt the
planet!
Ameph:That old story? Sephiroth rather live his life now
Aeris:But you don't understand!
Ameph:I don't think you do. Sephiroth was controlled by Jenova
Aeris:He...was?
Jenova:You actally beleive that, Aeris?
Ameph:Uh oh
Aeris:Sephiroth?!
Jenova:No, you idiot! Jenova! and I am angered that Ameph brought back the one who
ruined my last plan!
Ameph:Whatcha gonna do about it? Send evil brain leeches after us?
Jenova:No...I have a better idea(4 big iron men appear in the lab. They are 11 feet tall and
iron objects stuck out of them. They were all armed with swords big as doors and wider
that bookcase)
Aeris:Iron men!
Jenova:Go, my Iron men!!
Ameph:...(looks up at the Iron men)....Oh damn(the iron man lifts it's sword and prepares
to cut Ameph into 2. Just before the blade hits Ameph, Ameph jumps out of the way and
grabs Maetlstrom and Aeris. Suey and Cyclonic follow close behind Ameph)
Jenova:Get them!!
Ameph:RUN FOR YOUR DOG FOODED LIVES!!!!!!!
Aeris:What?
Ameph:Who cares! Just run!(They dash up the stairs and the Iron Men aren't far behind.
Suey and Cyclonic break the top of the stairs and Ameph jumps over them. He puts Aeris
and Maelstrom down)Run!
Iron men:COME BACK HERE!!!
Ameph:Let's see if Ice surfices...(he charges energy from the ice planes and fires a massive
icicle at the first Iron man. It hits him int the chest and it falls down, dead. The others
steps over their fallen comrad and start after Ameph. Ameph pulls down the bookcase
and stop them but they cut the bookcase to peices. Ameph runs and jumps over Aeris.
He grinds down the railing of the stairs as he lands on his psychopath neigbor)
Cloud:You! Where's Sephiroth?!
Ameph:Sephiroth's not here. I got company that is more sane than you.
Cloud:Oh yeah? Who?!(Aeris runs down the stairs)...Aeris?!
Aeris:Cloud!!(She runs into Cloud and tackles him)I missed you!(the Iron men start
walking down the stairs)
Cloud:Aeris?! Your alive?!(the Iron man is about to slash Cloud when Ameph jumps in
and kicks the Iron Man. The Iron man turns to face Ameph as Ameph put him into a
armlock. The iron man tries to throw Ameph off when another Iron man tries to cut
Ameph. Ameph jumps off as the other iron man slashes it's comrad. 2 Iron men remain)
Ameph:Umm...could we do that later...The big, the hungry and the very mean are trying
to kill us
Tifa:He's right!(she concentrates and fires a ball of chi at an Iron man. The Iron man
lumbers over to Tifa and prepares to remove her when Cloud jumps in front of her with
his sword and stabs teh Iron man. The Iron man stagger as Aeris uses her power to gives
it to Cloud. Cloud begins to furiously slash the Iron man with his Omnislash and the Iron
man disappears)
Aeris:Hojo!!(no one listens to her. Cloud and Tifa were hadnling the Iron man which was
now dead. Ameph was busy with the last Iron man)
Ameph:Your puny power are nothing to mighty Ameph!!Why are you copying
Wrexsoul's quotes?*Silence, Miss Ark! Can't you see that the big metal man is at our
throats? Even if we are dealing with life and death. There is always room for
sacramism!*(the iron man tries to punch Ameph but Ameph catches it as he is dragged a
few feet back. HE struggles to hold the Iron man's fist from hitting him and the iron man
also struggles. Out of no where, Sephiroth jumps from the shadows and cuts the Iron man
into two)Thanks, bro!
Sephiroth:What are they doing here?
Cloud:We are back for revenge....but...Aeris? Why...how?
Aeris:Ameph brought me back
Tifa:No fair! I thought I had Cloud to myself!
Aeris:To yourself!? What about that date, Cloud?
Tifa:Date?!
Cloud:Oh man!
Ameph:What should we do, Seph?
Sephiroth:We run! Who knows when Psychos like them will attack!
Ameph:To the basement! C'mon, guys!(they runs along with his Pokemon close behind.
They quickly run into the lab. They notice Jenova standing in it)
Jenova:What are you doing here?!
Ameph:Visiting
Sephiroth:What are YOU doing here?!
Jenova:I guess you saw Hojo...I knew that he couldn't sneak past you
Ameph:Sneak past?
Jenova:I mean....oh boy...
Sephiroth:I guess you sing like a canary, Jenova...
Jenova:Oh damn...I better warn, Hojo!(she runs into the room with the Dimension Portal
in it. She jumps into it and disappears)
Ameph:Guess it's where we gotta be
Sephiroth:Uh huh...it's time we ditch this place(They jump into the portal)
To be continued
Next time: The story turns more into the Ranma 1/2 gene as Ameph's fake father, Koga
tell him about a deal he made with his friend, Gene Storm. A master of a martail art called
Arashiken that their sons would duel. But Gene had a daughter. They changed it to an
engagement and that's hard when you change sex often.
Author Notes: It's gonna get more like the Ranma 1/2 gene(and less like the Pokemon?)
in the next story. Just to clear something, Gene isn't from Outlaw Star(Like in a world
full of Pokemon, advanced spaceships are flying around)