Engagement of the Fools
disclaimer:You know, don't bother
(Sephiroth and Ameph walk out of the portal. They find themselves in a field)
Ameph:You know...Jenova always seems to disappear whenever we come through a
portal...
Sephiroth:Where are we?
Ameph:I know this place...It looks like...(a nearby sign says Route 19)Route 19...just
outside Fuchisa City
Sephiroth:Back here? Why?
Ameph:I don't know...but why not go visit father..I mean, Koga
Sephiroth:Fine...Even if he is your fake father...
Ameph:Okay...this way!(they walk to Fuchisa city and to the Miina Dojo and the Fuchisa
Gym. AS they walk inside, Ameph notices that Koga was having company. An elderly
looking man with short brown hair, a light beard and he wore a gi. With him was a girl
about Ameph's age. Her hair was shoulder lenth and she wore a baseball cap. Her red
shirt was slightly baggy and it traveled a little below her waist. Both of them didn't look
happy for some reason)
Koga:Wha? Nob? You are back so soon?
Ameph:...yeah, the neigbors hated us. They wanted us dead
Sephiroth:We perfer this place
Koga:I didn't expect you to be here but...we have some visitors looking for you. This is
my friend, Gene Storm. He is the master of Arashiken and has a dojo in Cainwood. and
this is his daughter, Reena Storm.
Ameph:Why are they looking for me? Need an exterimnator or somethin?
Koga:Well...about 20 years ago, he and I made a deal that our sons would spar against
each other in a duel. The winner would win about $500.
Ameph:...That's why you made me train 8 hours a day without snacks!
Koga:Don't speak of that, boy!
Gene:8 hours a day? Aint that harsh, Koga?
Ameph:Well...get to the point, father!
Koga:....Gene wants to change it to....an engagement due to his daughter
Ameph:WHAT?!
Reena:WHAT?!
Sephiroth:Wooo...Boy, are you lucky with the ladies, Ameph(Ameph knocks Sephiroth
into the ground)
Ameph:Shut up...I don't see you with girls
Reena:You want me to marry someone I never met?
Gene:*This is begining to sound a little like my Ranma 1/2 magnas*...Yes, Reena...he is
the rising champion of Miina and you are the rising champion of Arashiken
Koga:It would do you two good if you combined your efforts to together. You could
make an unstopable martial art. Oh the joy that would bring!!
Gene:You said it!!
Sephiroth:(gets up) This is sounding lebsain(Ameph knocks him back onto the
ground)Ow...
Reena:Lebsain?!
Ameph:He means Cheezie Man!
Sephiroth:(gets up)Did not!(Ameph knocks him down again)
Koga:Perhaps Nob and Reena can get together..Nob! I want to show Reena around the
town
Ameph:Ummm....
Gene:It would do you good if you went with him
Reena:(looks at Ameph)...fine...I'll go with him
Sephiroth:(gets up)this is too goood...wait til she finds out
Reena:Finds out what?!
Sephiroth:That Ameph is...(Koga knocks him back onto the ground)
Ameph:Thanks, father...
(Fuchisa city. Ameph and Reena walks walking through the streets of Fuchisa city)
Ameph:....You should really try to talk to her*Ummm....No thanks*
Reena:...I know you were in Team Rocket...Daddy told me about it. He said, "Koga's
son is quite disrespectful. He left Koga for Team Rocket and became one of the highest
executives
Ameph:He what?! No one is supposed to know about that!!
Reena:Well, I do, Nob...and I don't like Team Rocket!
Ameph:Why is dat?!
Reena:Because they think they are all high and mighty! and slowly, they are destroying
this world for them. I heard that you were behind the Salon Rocke't Scheme! Luckily
someone figured it out!
Ameph:I was not! Those losers, Jessie and James were behind it! It would of never
worked!
Reena:Yeah? I heard you abducted 75 Pokemon in a month one time! One of those
Pokemon was one of ours!
Ameph:Yeah?!
Reena:He was a Hitmonchan! He was supposed to help us train but you stole him from
us!
Ameph:Well, boo hoo! It's not my fault that the boss is gonna take over the world!
Reena:and last! You still call the leader of Team Rocket, boss!!
Ameph:I respected him! He had super powerful Pokemon!
Reena:And you still do! Face it, Nob! You...go back to your father and tell him that the
engagement is off!
Ameph:Fine! I don't want to be with ya either!(Ameph growls and walks back to the
Fuchisa Gym. He walks in and sees Gene showing Sephiroth and Koga something. When
Gene sees Ameph, he grins)
Gene:Hey, boy...Is Reena behind you?
Ameph:No
Gene:Look what I stole from the laundry!(he holds up women's panties)
Sephiroth:This guy is psycho...
Koga:You are dishonouring your code, Gene!
Gene:I can't help it!(looks at Ameph)...where is Reena anyway?!
Ameph:You think that I could get along with her? Think again
Gene:WHAT?!!(he grabs Ameph by the collar and lifts him off the ground)You better not
have left my baby girl!! I waited so long for this and you dump her!!
Ameph:Pipe down, pops! She cared about her dojo more about an engagement!
Koga:Boy! Have I not told you to be a man!?
Ameph:Yeah!
Koga:And are you acting like a man?!!
Ameph:*He's confusing me*Yeah?
Koga:I have taught you Miina not to defend yourself! But so you can pass on our
tradition with your children! and the only way to do that is to have a wife to start a
family! It will be even better when you combine our traditions together!! You are acting
like a fool, boy! I want you to go back to Reena and give her your apologies
Ameph:...fine....(he walks out)
Sephiroth:*Some family tradition*
Koga:I knew this was going to happen so I arranged a little something
Gene:What?
(Fuchisa City. Ameph is walking through the streets looking for Reena. He sees a couple
people running in one direction)
Ameph:Strange...(he walks around a corner and sees a big samurai with a long kantana
holding Reena)
Reena:Let go of me!!
Ameph:Oh man!!
Samurai:So! The Mighty Nob has finally come! I say you surrender unless you want this
girl to be hurt!!
Ameph:Okay!(he steps forward)What are you doing?!*I am gonna kick his butt*He'll
hurt Reena!!*So? Like I care?*Ameph! I am doing this for you! You'll thank me
later!(Stephanie's sword appears in front of Ameph and he grabs it)*Hey! Leggo! This is
my body! I let you kill the abadons before*Okay, hotshot! I'm gonna give you pain,
suffering and all the other bloody stuff that would raise the ratings of the story*You
sounds just like me!*
Reena:I said Leggo!!(the Samurai knocks her head and she is knocked out)
Samurai:Annoying girl...Now, Ameph! You will die!
Ameph:Love to...but can't!(he jumps at the samurai. The samurai shields himself with
Reena but Ameph jumps over Reena. The samurai turns around when Ameph slashes him
with his sword. The samurai reels a few feet but Ameph body slams him. The samurai
falls down)*Fine! I'll do it without hurting Reena*Good(the sword
disappears)*besides...I've been wanting a magical ninja strike...Let me try this*
Samurai:You will pay for that!
Ameph:Diamond Star!(he creates a large shuriken made out of ice and throws it at the
samurai. The samurai gasps and rolls out of the way. The shuriken hits a nearby fence
and cuts straight through it)Whoa!
Samurai:*This is getting sacry*Ummm....(a nearby gate opens and everyone's favorite
Laddle Lady from Ranma 1/2 comes out)
Ameph:Huh?WAAGH!(the lady starts to throw water around. One of the splashes hit
Reena and she wakes up. The samurai is still shaken)
Reena:Let go of me!!(she elbows the samurai in the chest and the samurai drops her)
Ameph:This is not....(the laddle lady splashes him. He turns into Stephanie right in front
of Reena and the samurai)
Stephanie:Good...
Reena:Huh?!
Samurai:What the hell?!(the lady goes back into her yard)
Stephanie:I'll tell you later!!(She begins to beat up the Samurai with her fists. The
samurai falls down quickly)
Samurai:Argh...
Reena:...What is going on there?
Stephanie:Well...Reena, I...
Reena:You...pervert!!(she prepares to send Stephanie to the moon)
Stephanie:No! It's a curse!! I can't stop it!! I never wanted to do this!!
Reena:Die!!(she punches Stephanie but she stops an inch from her face)...Hey! You are
just what I wanted!
Stephanie:Huh?
Reena:In Cainwood, all the martial artist there are all men. None of them would spar with
me because I am a girl.
Stephanie:..........*Whew...*.......Really?
Reena:Yeah! It gets boring when the only person who will fight you is your dad...Now,
tell me WHY ARE YOU A GIRL!
Stephanie:It's a curse! Cold water changes me into a girl while hot water changes me
back! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I can't even stand it!
Reena:....Wow
Stephanie:I came here to say that...I'm sorry
Reena:For what?
Stephanie:For stealing your Hitmonchan long ago...
Reena:Okay...I'll accept that...
Stephanie:Let's get back to the dojo...
(Fuchisa Gym. Stephanie and Reena walk in. Koga, Gene and Sephiroth looks up at
Stephanie and sweat)
Stephanie:We are back
Gene:Errrr.....who are....you?!
Sephiroth:*Damn! Why does Ameph's curse have to be so...beautiful?!*
Koga:*This is curse is begining to show it's affects. Don't fall for it, Koga*
Gene:Reena...who is she?!
Reena:This? This is Nob
Gene:Don't play jokes with me, Reena.
Stephanie:It's true. I am Nob
Gene:you are?
Stephanie:It's a curse
Gene:It's a curse!? Then when I showed you....uh oh...Koga! Why didn't you tell me you
had a daughter?!
Koga:I didn't! That is Nob in his cursed body...
Sephiroth:It's disturbing
Gene:Why didn't you tell me?!
Koga:We wished to keep it a secret
Sephiroth:Okay...I had it...Ameph, we are going...I think we should concentrate on Jenova
than girlfriends
Stephanie:Yeah...you are right. But let me change first(she leave the room)
Gene:She doesn't mean...
Koga:What she means is that she is going to change back into her real body
Reena:(looks at Sephiroth)...who are you?
Sephiroth:Sephiroth Mako. You think that Nob is really related to Koga? Well...that's
not true. He's really related to me and his real name is Ameph Est Mako and we aren't
humans.
Reena:You aren't humans...then you must be ALEINS!!
Sephiroth:No! We are Lifas! and we are busy trying to stop Jenova from whatever she is
doing here.
Reena:Jenova?
Sephiroth:She's our good for nothing mother. She wants to enslave him and make him
create an army for some reason. But she can't handle us
Reena:I don't know anything about that....but what the hell!! I'm coming with you!
Sephiroth:What?
Gene:Really? You'll go with them? OH! OUR SON AND DAUGHTER ARE
FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER!! THE HAPPINESS! THE JOY!!(he hugs Koga with
teary eyes)
Koga:YES, MY FRIEND! THEY WILL BE MARRIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!
Reena:I never said that I would marry him yet. I just want to have an adventure(Koga and
Gene facefall, anime style as Ameph walks back in)
Sephiroth:She's coming with us
Ameph:How come?
Reena:I want to! I'm getting bored training so I'll make use of all that training
Ameph:Okay...(Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena leave to search for Jenova. Koga and Gene
start to play a game of Go when the door opens and the samurai walks in)
Koga:It worked
Samurai:Good...I've seen too many wierd things today...(he takes off his helmet and
shows that he is Bruno of the Elite 4)
Bruno:First of all, the boy threw some kind of ice shuriken and then he turned into a girl
Koga:He did? That must of been your imagination
Bruno:It looked plenty strange if you ask me...Anyway...I better get back to the Plateau
before Lance finds out...
to be continued
Author's notes:Who knows what else will come up in my sick little mind?
Next time:With an addition to Reena, a mysterious cybernetic being known as Ryudo joins
after Ameph's Porygon2 disappears. With the help of Ryudo, they locate a secret lab in
Mahogany Town where Hojo was working on his next project which where he turns a
human into a Lifa.
disclaimer:You know, don't bother
(Sephiroth and Ameph walk out of the portal. They find themselves in a field)
Ameph:You know...Jenova always seems to disappear whenever we come through a
portal...
Sephiroth:Where are we?
Ameph:I know this place...It looks like...(a nearby sign says Route 19)Route 19...just
outside Fuchisa City
Sephiroth:Back here? Why?
Ameph:I don't know...but why not go visit father..I mean, Koga
Sephiroth:Fine...Even if he is your fake father...
Ameph:Okay...this way!(they walk to Fuchisa city and to the Miina Dojo and the Fuchisa
Gym. AS they walk inside, Ameph notices that Koga was having company. An elderly
looking man with short brown hair, a light beard and he wore a gi. With him was a girl
about Ameph's age. Her hair was shoulder lenth and she wore a baseball cap. Her red
shirt was slightly baggy and it traveled a little below her waist. Both of them didn't look
happy for some reason)
Koga:Wha? Nob? You are back so soon?
Ameph:...yeah, the neigbors hated us. They wanted us dead
Sephiroth:We perfer this place
Koga:I didn't expect you to be here but...we have some visitors looking for you. This is
my friend, Gene Storm. He is the master of Arashiken and has a dojo in Cainwood. and
this is his daughter, Reena Storm.
Ameph:Why are they looking for me? Need an exterimnator or somethin?
Koga:Well...about 20 years ago, he and I made a deal that our sons would spar against
each other in a duel. The winner would win about $500.
Ameph:...That's why you made me train 8 hours a day without snacks!
Koga:Don't speak of that, boy!
Gene:8 hours a day? Aint that harsh, Koga?
Ameph:Well...get to the point, father!
Koga:....Gene wants to change it to....an engagement due to his daughter
Ameph:WHAT?!
Reena:WHAT?!
Sephiroth:Wooo...Boy, are you lucky with the ladies, Ameph(Ameph knocks Sephiroth
into the ground)
Ameph:Shut up...I don't see you with girls
Reena:You want me to marry someone I never met?
Gene:*This is begining to sound a little like my Ranma 1/2 magnas*...Yes, Reena...he is
the rising champion of Miina and you are the rising champion of Arashiken
Koga:It would do you two good if you combined your efforts to together. You could
make an unstopable martial art. Oh the joy that would bring!!
Gene:You said it!!
Sephiroth:(gets up) This is sounding lebsain(Ameph knocks him back onto the
ground)Ow...
Reena:Lebsain?!
Ameph:He means Cheezie Man!
Sephiroth:(gets up)Did not!(Ameph knocks him down again)
Koga:Perhaps Nob and Reena can get together..Nob! I want to show Reena around the
town
Ameph:Ummm....
Gene:It would do you good if you went with him
Reena:(looks at Ameph)...fine...I'll go with him
Sephiroth:(gets up)this is too goood...wait til she finds out
Reena:Finds out what?!
Sephiroth:That Ameph is...(Koga knocks him back onto the ground)
Ameph:Thanks, father...
(Fuchisa city. Ameph and Reena walks walking through the streets of Fuchisa city)
Ameph:....You should really try to talk to her*Ummm....No thanks*
Reena:...I know you were in Team Rocket...Daddy told me about it. He said, "Koga's
son is quite disrespectful. He left Koga for Team Rocket and became one of the highest
executives
Ameph:He what?! No one is supposed to know about that!!
Reena:Well, I do, Nob...and I don't like Team Rocket!
Ameph:Why is dat?!
Reena:Because they think they are all high and mighty! and slowly, they are destroying
this world for them. I heard that you were behind the Salon Rocke't Scheme! Luckily
someone figured it out!
Ameph:I was not! Those losers, Jessie and James were behind it! It would of never
worked!
Reena:Yeah? I heard you abducted 75 Pokemon in a month one time! One of those
Pokemon was one of ours!
Ameph:Yeah?!
Reena:He was a Hitmonchan! He was supposed to help us train but you stole him from
us!
Ameph:Well, boo hoo! It's not my fault that the boss is gonna take over the world!
Reena:and last! You still call the leader of Team Rocket, boss!!
Ameph:I respected him! He had super powerful Pokemon!
Reena:And you still do! Face it, Nob! You...go back to your father and tell him that the
engagement is off!
Ameph:Fine! I don't want to be with ya either!(Ameph growls and walks back to the
Fuchisa Gym. He walks in and sees Gene showing Sephiroth and Koga something. When
Gene sees Ameph, he grins)
Gene:Hey, boy...Is Reena behind you?
Ameph:No
Gene:Look what I stole from the laundry!(he holds up women's panties)
Sephiroth:This guy is psycho...
Koga:You are dishonouring your code, Gene!
Gene:I can't help it!(looks at Ameph)...where is Reena anyway?!
Ameph:You think that I could get along with her? Think again
Gene:WHAT?!!(he grabs Ameph by the collar and lifts him off the ground)You better not
have left my baby girl!! I waited so long for this and you dump her!!
Ameph:Pipe down, pops! She cared about her dojo more about an engagement!
Koga:Boy! Have I not told you to be a man!?
Ameph:Yeah!
Koga:And are you acting like a man?!!
Ameph:*He's confusing me*Yeah?
Koga:I have taught you Miina not to defend yourself! But so you can pass on our
tradition with your children! and the only way to do that is to have a wife to start a
family! It will be even better when you combine our traditions together!! You are acting
like a fool, boy! I want you to go back to Reena and give her your apologies
Ameph:...fine....(he walks out)
Sephiroth:*Some family tradition*
Koga:I knew this was going to happen so I arranged a little something
Gene:What?
(Fuchisa City. Ameph is walking through the streets looking for Reena. He sees a couple
people running in one direction)
Ameph:Strange...(he walks around a corner and sees a big samurai with a long kantana
holding Reena)
Reena:Let go of me!!
Ameph:Oh man!!
Samurai:So! The Mighty Nob has finally come! I say you surrender unless you want this
girl to be hurt!!
Ameph:Okay!(he steps forward)What are you doing?!*I am gonna kick his butt*He'll
hurt Reena!!*So? Like I care?*Ameph! I am doing this for you! You'll thank me
later!(Stephanie's sword appears in front of Ameph and he grabs it)*Hey! Leggo! This is
my body! I let you kill the abadons before*Okay, hotshot! I'm gonna give you pain,
suffering and all the other bloody stuff that would raise the ratings of the story*You
sounds just like me!*
Reena:I said Leggo!!(the Samurai knocks her head and she is knocked out)
Samurai:Annoying girl...Now, Ameph! You will die!
Ameph:Love to...but can't!(he jumps at the samurai. The samurai shields himself with
Reena but Ameph jumps over Reena. The samurai turns around when Ameph slashes him
with his sword. The samurai reels a few feet but Ameph body slams him. The samurai
falls down)*Fine! I'll do it without hurting Reena*Good(the sword
disappears)*besides...I've been wanting a magical ninja strike...Let me try this*
Samurai:You will pay for that!
Ameph:Diamond Star!(he creates a large shuriken made out of ice and throws it at the
samurai. The samurai gasps and rolls out of the way. The shuriken hits a nearby fence
and cuts straight through it)Whoa!
Samurai:*This is getting sacry*Ummm....(a nearby gate opens and everyone's favorite
Laddle Lady from Ranma 1/2 comes out)
Ameph:Huh?WAAGH!(the lady starts to throw water around. One of the splashes hit
Reena and she wakes up. The samurai is still shaken)
Reena:Let go of me!!(she elbows the samurai in the chest and the samurai drops her)
Ameph:This is not....(the laddle lady splashes him. He turns into Stephanie right in front
of Reena and the samurai)
Stephanie:Good...
Reena:Huh?!
Samurai:What the hell?!(the lady goes back into her yard)
Stephanie:I'll tell you later!!(She begins to beat up the Samurai with her fists. The
samurai falls down quickly)
Samurai:Argh...
Reena:...What is going on there?
Stephanie:Well...Reena, I...
Reena:You...pervert!!(she prepares to send Stephanie to the moon)
Stephanie:No! It's a curse!! I can't stop it!! I never wanted to do this!!
Reena:Die!!(she punches Stephanie but she stops an inch from her face)...Hey! You are
just what I wanted!
Stephanie:Huh?
Reena:In Cainwood, all the martial artist there are all men. None of them would spar with
me because I am a girl.
Stephanie:..........*Whew...*.......Really?
Reena:Yeah! It gets boring when the only person who will fight you is your dad...Now,
tell me WHY ARE YOU A GIRL!
Stephanie:It's a curse! Cold water changes me into a girl while hot water changes me
back! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I can't even stand it!
Reena:....Wow
Stephanie:I came here to say that...I'm sorry
Reena:For what?
Stephanie:For stealing your Hitmonchan long ago...
Reena:Okay...I'll accept that...
Stephanie:Let's get back to the dojo...
(Fuchisa Gym. Stephanie and Reena walk in. Koga, Gene and Sephiroth looks up at
Stephanie and sweat)
Stephanie:We are back
Gene:Errrr.....who are....you?!
Sephiroth:*Damn! Why does Ameph's curse have to be so...beautiful?!*
Koga:*This is curse is begining to show it's affects. Don't fall for it, Koga*
Gene:Reena...who is she?!
Reena:This? This is Nob
Gene:Don't play jokes with me, Reena.
Stephanie:It's true. I am Nob
Gene:you are?
Stephanie:It's a curse
Gene:It's a curse!? Then when I showed you....uh oh...Koga! Why didn't you tell me you
had a daughter?!
Koga:I didn't! That is Nob in his cursed body...
Sephiroth:It's disturbing
Gene:Why didn't you tell me?!
Koga:We wished to keep it a secret
Sephiroth:Okay...I had it...Ameph, we are going...I think we should concentrate on Jenova
than girlfriends
Stephanie:Yeah...you are right. But let me change first(she leave the room)
Gene:She doesn't mean...
Koga:What she means is that she is going to change back into her real body
Reena:(looks at Sephiroth)...who are you?
Sephiroth:Sephiroth Mako. You think that Nob is really related to Koga? Well...that's
not true. He's really related to me and his real name is Ameph Est Mako and we aren't
humans.
Reena:You aren't humans...then you must be ALEINS!!
Sephiroth:No! We are Lifas! and we are busy trying to stop Jenova from whatever she is
doing here.
Reena:Jenova?
Sephiroth:She's our good for nothing mother. She wants to enslave him and make him
create an army for some reason. But she can't handle us
Reena:I don't know anything about that....but what the hell!! I'm coming with you!
Sephiroth:What?
Gene:Really? You'll go with them? OH! OUR SON AND DAUGHTER ARE
FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER!! THE HAPPINESS! THE JOY!!(he hugs Koga with
teary eyes)
Koga:YES, MY FRIEND! THEY WILL BE MARRIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!
Reena:I never said that I would marry him yet. I just want to have an adventure(Koga and
Gene facefall, anime style as Ameph walks back in)
Sephiroth:She's coming with us
Ameph:How come?
Reena:I want to! I'm getting bored training so I'll make use of all that training
Ameph:Okay...(Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena leave to search for Jenova. Koga and Gene
start to play a game of Go when the door opens and the samurai walks in)
Koga:It worked
Samurai:Good...I've seen too many wierd things today...(he takes off his helmet and
shows that he is Bruno of the Elite 4)
Bruno:First of all, the boy threw some kind of ice shuriken and then he turned into a girl
Koga:He did? That must of been your imagination
Bruno:It looked plenty strange if you ask me...Anyway...I better get back to the Plateau
before Lance finds out...
to be continued
Author's notes:Who knows what else will come up in my sick little mind?
Next time:With an addition to Reena, a mysterious cybernetic being known as Ryudo joins
after Ameph's Porygon2 disappears. With the help of Ryudo, they locate a secret lab in
Mahogany Town where Hojo was working on his next project which where he turns a
human into a Lifa.