Hojo's Specimen
disclaimers: FF7 is owned by some wierdo who runs Square and has a crush on the girl at
the bakery counter. Pokemon is owned by Satoshi Tajiri who sends his free time
collecting bugs(Believe me! It's true!). Ranma 1/2 is owned by a woman named Rumiko
and I don't know her last name. Sailor Moon is owned by the little old lady who tosses
birdseed to the pidgeons at the park. Other than that? I don't know who owns what so
let's just forget about these damn disclaimers and get on with the story.
(Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena were walking through Celadon city. Sephiroth was
standing in bewteen Ameph and Reena at the moment)
Sephiroth:Why did you bring her along...
Ameph:She's a good fighter
Sehiroth:She's a HUMAN!
Reena:What's wrong being a human?!
Sephiroth:No magic...no guts...and you are a girl
Reena:So?! Your brother is a girl!
Ameph:I am not at this moment! I am MAN! (lifts his shirt up and starts an arnold
accent)See mah manly chest? MANLY!!!
Reena:That's just gross! Put your shirt down!
Ameph:Ah dun feel like id!!
Sephiroth:People are staring, Ameph...
Ameph:(puts his shirt down and snickers)You have seen da manly chest of Ahnold!
Sephiroth:Well, Ahnold better watch what he be doing...Jenova's around. Dun Ahnold
remember or is Ahnold have bad memory?!
Ameph:Do nod insult Ahnold!
Reena:Are you two done?!
Ameph:Heh heh heh...
Reena:You are acting silly!!
Ameph:You started it! You called me girly! You ruined my manhood!!What about my
womanhood?*Quiet, Steph. can't you see I am on a roll*(a ring is heard)
Sephiroth:...a phone?
Ameph:Hello! It's my Pokegear phone(he answers it an it was Bill, Head of the Pokemon
Storage Agency)
Bill:Nob! We have some awful news! We were doing our daily Pokemon check and one
of yours it missing!
Ameph:Who?!
Bill:Wing Zero!! He's just disappeared right of the bat!
Ameph:My Porygon2?!(Author's Note: Space Traveling Pokemon and Wing Zero travels
through space. Plus, Porygon2 can learn attacks like Zap Cannon and Lock On which
sounds like Gundam commands) How?!
Bill:We think it escaped through the computer system! We are checking for such
unknown files but we can't find any!
Ameph:I'm coming over. I can't afford to lose a Porygon2
Bill:Okay. We'll see you.(hangs up)
Sephiroth:What's going on? That order for your new dress didn't come in?
Ameph:My Porygon2 is missing. We gotta go find it
Sephiroth:Great...is that one of your pathetic creatures?
Reena:Perfect...
Ameph:You don't understand...if I ever enter another tourney I need him
Sephiroth:Fine...
(Later. They are on the way to the Pokemon Storage Agency which is in Johto. IN order
to get there, they need to take the Bullet Train to Golden City in Johto. They see that
they are the only passengers. The train begins to move at it's usual speed. No one says
anything but on the way, the train slows down and stops as the lights go out)
Reena:This is strange....The Bullet Train never did this before.
operatior:This is operator speaking...We are...uh...having some minor difficulties...
Ameph:....BORING!!
Sephiroth:Shut up...
Operator:AHHHHH!!!!(the controlpanel crackles and it shocks him. He is shocked and it
knocked out. Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena stand up)
Sephiroth:Boy...those minor difficulties can get major...
Ameph:Get ready for anything...
Reena:Born ready...
(After a while, a portal opens and a strange creature walks out. It's head wasn't human
because it was both red and blue. It's nose and mouth were formed together(Author's
note: It looks like First form Cell's nose without the lines). It had wings like things
sticking out it's head where the ears were. It had no hair and it looked like a robot. It's
body was a bit more human but it's arms strecthed out to the size of a can and it ended
with 3 fingers. It's feet had no toes and looked like boots. It's body was also red and
blue)
Sephiroth:What the Hell is that?!
figure:Greetings...I am Cybernetic code 4827362(Author's note: Believe me, it'll change
throughout the story) or by what you humans call names, Ryudo
Ameph:Why are you here?
Ryudo:To assist you, Ameph Est Mako
Ameph:Okay...you know my real name...so then you must work for Jenova!
Ryudo:Why do you not believe me? I come in peace
Ameph:You come in peace? That's hard to believe because you aren't even close to
human
Ryudo:I am not human. This is only a form in this world. I live in a parallel world known
as cyberspace. You humans have just discovered it and call it the Internet. I have traveled
across the worlds to meet you and help you
Reena:Should we trust him?
Ameph:I don't know...*He....looks like a human Porygon2*Could it be yours?
Ryudo:I can be trusted. I am only following my orders
Ameph:Next time you want to make a dramatic entrance...ask Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu
Force. He can give you the information...(sees that the operator is waking up)Uh oh...he's
gonna freak if he sees you
Ryudo:I notice...(He turns into an exact copy of Stephanie wearing a Karate gi)
Sephiroth:Now that's disturbing...He has a male name and he turns into a girl...I guess we
found you a friend, Ameph!
Ameph:Hey!Hey!He's copying me!
Ryudo:It's just a hologram I am borrowing...and yes, Ameph. I know about your curse
Ameph:Don't go walking around telling people about my curse
Ryudo:I do not plan to...
Reena:Any funny business...and I'll pound your face in!
Ryudo:I understand...
operator:What...happened? (he looks behind him)You kids, okay?(He looks at
Ryudo)*Where did she come from?*Umm...we will return to our schedule(the Bullet
Train moves again)
Reena:(whispers to Ameph)I have to say it but you as a girl looks pretty good in a gi
Ameph:Wha?!
(They get off at the Goldenrod station and start towards the Pokemon Storage Agency
when Ameph comes up with an idea)
Ameph:Hey, Ryudo...can you scan us my Porygon2?
Ryudo:Porygon2? I do not know of such creature
Ameph:I thought you were a Cyberfly...
Ryudo:That term is not to be used with my kind...it is insulting to use
Ameph:Sorry...but can you scan any strange events or areas?
Ryudo:That I can do...accessing....downloading...A remote area under Magohany is
active. It's a place under a shop there. Also, news that would interest you
Sephiroth:The only thing that would interest me would be the stock market right now...All
my shares are Shinras and the Dow is getting low
Ryudo:The Dance Theatre in Eutreck has been closed due to a demon kidnapping one of
the Kimino Girls(Author's Note:In Pokemon Gold, Silver and Crystal, the Kimino Girls
are Pokemon trainers who trained the Eevee evolutions and they dress in kiminos and
dance for people)
Sephiroth:Demon sounds like something Jenova would do
Ameph:Who care bout the Kimino Girls. I bet Jenova is hiding in the secret lab in
Magohony. I worked there when I was in Team Rocket but some kid kicked us out
Reena:Daddy often took me on training trips to Magohany
(Magohony Town. Sephiroth, Ameph, Reena and Ryudo stand in the center of the town.
They see lots of female fighters sparring against each other.)
Ameph:Well, Ryudo...Looks like you chose the right disguise for Magohany. Lots of girl
fighters arounds
Ryudo:Thank you, Ameph
Sephiroth:Let's just get his over with...Which way, Ryudo?
Ryudo:That house...(points to a house)
Reena:I know that place! Me and daddy used to stay there when we were on trainng
trips! That's where Miss Cologne and her great granddaughter, Shampoo live!(Author's
note:Sound filmilar?)
Sephiroth:Great...let's go check this out
(They walk into the house where it looked abandoned. Ryudo changes back into his
unhuman body)
Sephiroth:Nice...looks just like home at the Shinra Mansion
Ameph:If I remember...Jenova should be down..(he pushes a wall and it opens)here...
Sephiroth:Good..let's get ready
Reena:Born ready!
Ryudo:Combat protocols online(a gun appears on his hand and a target crusor appears
over his right eye)
Sephiroth:Let's do it!!(They walk down a flight of stairs and come to a large lab with all
kinds of large tubes with green liquid in them. There was also lots of bookcases with the
Team Rocket Oath and some with titles as Specimen 29732)
Ameph:Wow. Jenova really knows how to microwave cookies
Sephiroth:This isn't Jenova's work...this is Hojo's
Ameph:So...this must be the lab of Dr. Dad
Sephiroth:Don't get any ideas...Who knows what he's up to...
Ameph:What does a Mad scientist doin his free time?
Reena:Simple. He finds Specimens
Sephiroth:Yes...and all his specimens are living creatures...one of his specimen was an
Ancient named Aeris...
Ryudo:I am scanning a lifeform at 2 o'clock
Sephiroth:That would be Hojo...(They cautionly walk in that direction. Instead of finding
Hojo, they find a cage with a girl wearing a kimino in it)
Ameph:Lemme guess. Hojo spends his free time dressed up as a girl and sleeps in a cage
Sephiroth:He's insane but not that insane!(He yanks the cage door off it's hinges and
walks in)
Reena:....Who's she?
Ameph:I know her. She's one of the Kimino Girls*I didn't know her hair was that
short...*What do you mean?*Her hair looked like it was long as yours but it's shorter
than Reena's*You can't judge a girl by they look the first time
Sephiroth:(picks her up and looks at her face. He turns slightly red)....What's her name?
Ameph:Let me see...(looks at the girl's face)She's Sayo Mino. She trains a Espeon but
she perfers to dance
Reena:Are you red, Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth:No!
Ryudo:But where is this Hojo?
Sephiroth:Probably getting food. He hates working in his lab without a little food
Ryudo:...Another lifeform is coming down the stairs.
Sephiroth:My guess is that would be Hojo
(Hojo walks down the stairs. He is looking at acouple notes as he carries a couple bags of
Doritos. He looks up at the trespassers)
Hojo:Who are you? Get out of my lab!
Sephiroth:So, we meet again, Hojo(angry)
Hojo:Sephiroth? So, you came...I see you meet my specimen. If you would please...put
her down
Sephiroth:She's...just a girl!
Hojo:She's my Precious Specimen! Her experiment was a sucess! With my knowledge
and Jenova's. I changed her from a Human to a Lifa. She is now one of us
Sephiroth:What?(turns pale)
Hojo:and also, Jenova will be able to enslave her soon after she arrives
Ameph:Wait a second! I'm not gonna let Jenova enslave someone who isn't involved!
Hojo:Oh? and who are you to talk, boy!?
Ameph:I am Ameph Est Mako! Your failure!
Hojo:Ohhhh....you are Ameph! You've grown to be a fine specimen(his eyes glint)
Ameph:I am not your specimen!
Hojo:really? That curse of yours is very interesting. Therefore you do what your father
says and show me how it works. That's when the experiments begin. Is your curse an
exact copy of the female body? Does it have any side effects? Does the Lifa Female have
similar body parts as the Human Female? and my personal favorite....Can your Female
Body produce Lifa children?(Author's Note:Yes, Hojo is that insane)
Ameph:What?(Reena jumps in front of him)
Reena:I don't know who you are to talk to Ameph like that but I am going to kick your
ass!!
Hojo:That is unlikely, Human...I don't know why you protect a freak like Ameph
Ryudo:I do not understand about your hypothesises but I will not along with behavoir to
go on any longer
Sephiroth:You guys get him. I'll take Sayo(Sayo wakes up)
Sayo:Ow....wh....what happened?(she looks into Sephiroth's eyes. Sephiroth is startled
that Sayo's eyes where Mako green just like his, Hojo's, Jenova's and Ameph's)Who are
you?
Sephiroth:Sephiroth Mako...
Sayo:That's a nice name, Mr. Mako...I hope that....man, Hojo doesn't come
Hojo:So...my specimen awakens....how do you feel, Specimen?
Sayo:You...No! I am not your specimen!
Hojo:I made you who you are! So, you are my specimen!
Sephiroth:Shut up!
Hojo:Don't you dare tell me to shut up! I am your father! I created you! Without me,
Jenova would never be able to produce children!
Sephiroth:(puts Sayo down and stands in front of her)I will! You are insane, Hojo! I...we
will destroy you so you can't ruin anyone else's lives like you did to her!
Sayo:Ruin my life?
Hojo:Yes, my specimen. I changed you into one of us. A Lifa....you are no longer human
Sayo:That's not true!
Hojo:Yes it is!
Ameph:Die, Hojo!!! Diamond Star!(he creates large ice shurkien and throws it at Hojo.
Hojo creates his MBarrier and the Diamond Star bounces off of it)
Hojo:See? You can do that also! But you will join the ranks of the children of Jenova!
Sayo:No...
Hojo:Enough talk! It's time that I help Jenova regain control over her children!!!(he
begins to grow and stretch out. His face become deformed and a large claw appears on
one hand)Feel the wrath of my form....HELLTIC HOJO!!!(he lunges forward and tries to
stab Ameph but he only knocks Ameph into the ground. Hojo swings his claw at Ameph
again but Ryudo jumps in font of Ameph and blocks the claw with a shield of energy.
Hojo doesn't see Sephiroth jump over Ryudo with his sword and slashes his head with his
masumune. Hojo staggers but Sephiroth continues to slash Hojo's head. Hojo finally
knocks Sephiroth away when Ryudo fires a beam of energy at Hojo and it hits him in the
claw. The claw flies off and lands nearby Hojo. Hojo cries out in pain but he tries to bit
Ryudo with his teeth. Reena rushes at Hojo and uppercuts Hojo into the air. Hojo flies at
Sephiroth who also uppercuts Hojo back into the air. Hojo lands near his claw and it
rejoins. Hojo then goes after Sephiroth but Reena and Ameph tackle him to the ground.
While Ameph and Reena held Hojo on the ground, Sephiroth stomps on Hojo's head a
couple of times and kicks it. Hojo then transforms again into his Lifeform: Hojo form.
With a quick movement, he sends Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena flying but Ryudo fires a
laser at Hojo which was blocked by Hojo. Hojo zooms at Ryudo and knocks Ryudo
across the room. Ameph throws another ice shuriken at Hojo but he misses and cuts a
few glass breaker up. Reena jumps at Hojo's head and kicks him in the head. Before
Reena lands, Hojo grabs Reena's foot and begins to pummel her with his fists. Reena falls
to the ground, unconsciuos. Hojo looks to Sephiroth who was charging his fireball energy
and prepared to fire it at Hojo but Hojo was interuptted by large snowflakes. He looks
one snowflake which cuts thinly through his leg and a second almost hit him in the head.
He looks to PH where he had an enraged look on his face. PH was firing large snwoflakes
instead of ice shuriekns)
PH:Now, you made me mad...Ready, Seph?!
Sephiroth:Yeah, Ameph!
Hojo:Fools! You can never win!(Sephiroth and Ameph rush into at Hojo. Sephiroth fires
the fireball at Hojo and knocks him into Ameph. Ameph punches Hojo high into the air
and both Sephiroth and Ameph deliver combos at Hojo like on Marvel vs. Capcom.
During the strikes, Hojo grabs Ameph and floats out of Sephiroth's rach. With a quick
movement, Hojo sends Ameph into the ground and makes a crater in the ground and
Ameph doesn't move. It was now Sephiroth vs. Hojo)
Hojo:You are next, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth:*I can't lose! Everyone is couting on me right now*Bring it on, Hojo!!
Hojo:That I shall!(Before Hojo moves, a massive fireball hits Hojo and knocks him back
ten feet)ARRRGHHH!!! I will get you for that!!
Sephiroth:I didn't do that...(next to Sephiroth was Sayo and she was charging another
fireball)Huh?!
Sayo:Why have I suffered this way...I can't let him defeat you all. You all come to save
me and I'll repay the favor!(she fire the fireball at Hojo. This time, it explodes with high
force, causing the ceilling of the lab fall onto Hojo. The debris didn't move)...did I do it?
Sephiroth:I don't know...(he picks up the debris and sees Hojo as a human
unconscious)...You did...
Sayo:Wow...I guess I don't know my own strengh
Sephiroth:That was symptom of the Lifas...they can use magic freely...Hojo is right...you
are a Lifa now and I don't think you can change back
Sayo:...I shall live being a Lifa, Mr. Mako
Sephiroth:Call me Sephiroth...(Ryudo runs from the other side of the lab)
Ryudo:What happened, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth:We won, Ryudo...Sayo gave Hojo a few knocks to the head and I hope he's no
longer insane...
Ryudo:I thank you, Sayo
Sephiroth:(walks over to Ameph)Wake up!!(Ameph groans)
Ameph:I don want to go to school...
Sephiroth:(Snickers)But it makes you so feminine...
Ameph:That's why I don't what to go to school...They think I am a girl at school
Sephiroth:and you have a date with that guy tonight(Ameph kicks Sephiroth in the leg and
he falls flat on his face)
Ameph:Don't push it, Sephy...(stands up)You really think I was asleep? Think again. It's
one of Koga's techniques...play dead and when the enemy turns away...strike(He runs
over to Reena)Reena?!(he picks her up and Reena hits him in the head and kicks him in
the chest. Ameph falls back down and Reena lands on his stomach)
Reena:Ha! Fell for your own trick!
Ameph:I was worried!!
Reena:Worried? About me? No way!
Sephiroth:We better get Sayo back
(Later. Eutreck Dance Theatre. The Manager and Sayo stand in front of the Dance
Theatre while Sephiroth explains what happened)
Sephiroth:A gaint hamster kidnapped Sayo
manager:A gaint hamster? It looked like a demon
Sephiroth:It was a demon! It was a gaint demon hamster!
Sayo:*This guy is a nut*
manager:Whatever it was. At least Sayo is back. Now we can get back on business!
Sephiroth:That's good to hear. and Sayo...remember not to tell anyone what happened
Sayo:Yes, Sephiroth...Good bye(she and the manager walk back in)
Sephiroth:*Good bye...*
Ameph:Gaint demon hamster?
Sephiroth:Think you could come up with anything better?!
Ameph:I was thinking gaint Gengar with a revenge on the Mino family
Reena:I would say an evil warrior with fur all over him wanted to kidnap her
Ryudo:I would say a large computer virus(everyone else raises an eyebrow as they leave
for Olivine City)
Reena:You know...I've been thinking(grins an evil grin at Ameph)
Ameph:Uh oh...
Reena:I want to see how brave you are. I want a brave finace
Ameph:Yeah...I am fearless
Reena:Then I dare you to stay on the Olivine beach in a bikini for an hour!!
Ameph:Ehhh?!
Sephiroth:Got you there, fearless warrior
Ameph:You insult Ahnold's manhood again!!
Sephiroth:Not again!
Ryudo:What is the perpose of this discussion?
(Meanwhile, in Hojo's lab. Jenova appears)
Jenova:Hojo! Hojo! Where are you!?
Hojo:Under this debris!!(Jenova kicks the debris off)
Jenova:You lost?
Hojo:Yes! I did...those children are very strong...
Jenova:You idiot! Is the gril still with us?!
Hojo:No...they took her with them...
Jenova:That's okay...is the other plan still in operation?
Hojo:Yes it is...Ameph doesn't know what is happening!!
Jenova:Excellent...but I've been thinking of something...maybe we should take our
operations to another dimension
Hojo:Which one?
Jenova:Do you remember the creator of the Dimension Portal?
Hojo:Yes...I remember Dr. Tomoe...I heard he killed his daughter by blowing up his lab...
Jenova:I heard he's working on a plan to destroy the dimension he is in and turn it into a
realm of evil
Hojo:Yes...I like that...(eyes glint)I'll go see him right away...
Jenova:and for me to brush up around here
to be continued
Next time: After Reena's bet, Stephanie gets kidnapped by Wrexsoul. Now, Sephiroth,
Reena, Ryudo with help from Gene, Koga and Lance face off against their toughest
opponent yet...Sailor Death. Even Jenova lends a hand and that's when she tells Sephiroth
about her and Wrexsoul.
Author's Notes:Well....Sephiroth likes Sayo...wonder what will happen next? Dr. Tomoe
gives a little away
disclaimers: FF7 is owned by some wierdo who runs Square and has a crush on the girl at
the bakery counter. Pokemon is owned by Satoshi Tajiri who sends his free time
collecting bugs(Believe me! It's true!). Ranma 1/2 is owned by a woman named Rumiko
and I don't know her last name. Sailor Moon is owned by the little old lady who tosses
birdseed to the pidgeons at the park. Other than that? I don't know who owns what so
let's just forget about these damn disclaimers and get on with the story.
(Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena were walking through Celadon city. Sephiroth was
standing in bewteen Ameph and Reena at the moment)
Sephiroth:Why did you bring her along...
Ameph:She's a good fighter
Sehiroth:She's a HUMAN!
Reena:What's wrong being a human?!
Sephiroth:No magic...no guts...and you are a girl
Reena:So?! Your brother is a girl!
Ameph:I am not at this moment! I am MAN! (lifts his shirt up and starts an arnold
accent)See mah manly chest? MANLY!!!
Reena:That's just gross! Put your shirt down!
Ameph:Ah dun feel like id!!
Sephiroth:People are staring, Ameph...
Ameph:(puts his shirt down and snickers)You have seen da manly chest of Ahnold!
Sephiroth:Well, Ahnold better watch what he be doing...Jenova's around. Dun Ahnold
remember or is Ahnold have bad memory?!
Ameph:Do nod insult Ahnold!
Reena:Are you two done?!
Ameph:Heh heh heh...
Reena:You are acting silly!!
Ameph:You started it! You called me girly! You ruined my manhood!!What about my
womanhood?*Quiet, Steph. can't you see I am on a roll*(a ring is heard)
Sephiroth:...a phone?
Ameph:Hello! It's my Pokegear phone(he answers it an it was Bill, Head of the Pokemon
Storage Agency)
Bill:Nob! We have some awful news! We were doing our daily Pokemon check and one
of yours it missing!
Ameph:Who?!
Bill:Wing Zero!! He's just disappeared right of the bat!
Ameph:My Porygon2?!(Author's Note: Space Traveling Pokemon and Wing Zero travels
through space. Plus, Porygon2 can learn attacks like Zap Cannon and Lock On which
sounds like Gundam commands) How?!
Bill:We think it escaped through the computer system! We are checking for such
unknown files but we can't find any!
Ameph:I'm coming over. I can't afford to lose a Porygon2
Bill:Okay. We'll see you.(hangs up)
Sephiroth:What's going on? That order for your new dress didn't come in?
Ameph:My Porygon2 is missing. We gotta go find it
Sephiroth:Great...is that one of your pathetic creatures?
Reena:Perfect...
Ameph:You don't understand...if I ever enter another tourney I need him
Sephiroth:Fine...
(Later. They are on the way to the Pokemon Storage Agency which is in Johto. IN order
to get there, they need to take the Bullet Train to Golden City in Johto. They see that
they are the only passengers. The train begins to move at it's usual speed. No one says
anything but on the way, the train slows down and stops as the lights go out)
Reena:This is strange....The Bullet Train never did this before.
operatior:This is operator speaking...We are...uh...having some minor difficulties...
Ameph:....BORING!!
Sephiroth:Shut up...
Operator:AHHHHH!!!!(the controlpanel crackles and it shocks him. He is shocked and it
knocked out. Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena stand up)
Sephiroth:Boy...those minor difficulties can get major...
Ameph:Get ready for anything...
Reena:Born ready...
(After a while, a portal opens and a strange creature walks out. It's head wasn't human
because it was both red and blue. It's nose and mouth were formed together(Author's
note: It looks like First form Cell's nose without the lines). It had wings like things
sticking out it's head where the ears were. It had no hair and it looked like a robot. It's
body was a bit more human but it's arms strecthed out to the size of a can and it ended
with 3 fingers. It's feet had no toes and looked like boots. It's body was also red and
blue)
Sephiroth:What the Hell is that?!
figure:Greetings...I am Cybernetic code 4827362(Author's note: Believe me, it'll change
throughout the story) or by what you humans call names, Ryudo
Ameph:Why are you here?
Ryudo:To assist you, Ameph Est Mako
Ameph:Okay...you know my real name...so then you must work for Jenova!
Ryudo:Why do you not believe me? I come in peace
Ameph:You come in peace? That's hard to believe because you aren't even close to
human
Ryudo:I am not human. This is only a form in this world. I live in a parallel world known
as cyberspace. You humans have just discovered it and call it the Internet. I have traveled
across the worlds to meet you and help you
Reena:Should we trust him?
Ameph:I don't know...*He....looks like a human Porygon2*Could it be yours?
Ryudo:I can be trusted. I am only following my orders
Ameph:Next time you want to make a dramatic entrance...ask Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu
Force. He can give you the information...(sees that the operator is waking up)Uh oh...he's
gonna freak if he sees you
Ryudo:I notice...(He turns into an exact copy of Stephanie wearing a Karate gi)
Sephiroth:Now that's disturbing...He has a male name and he turns into a girl...I guess we
found you a friend, Ameph!
Ameph:Hey!Hey!He's copying me!
Ryudo:It's just a hologram I am borrowing...and yes, Ameph. I know about your curse
Ameph:Don't go walking around telling people about my curse
Ryudo:I do not plan to...
Reena:Any funny business...and I'll pound your face in!
Ryudo:I understand...
operator:What...happened? (he looks behind him)You kids, okay?(He looks at
Ryudo)*Where did she come from?*Umm...we will return to our schedule(the Bullet
Train moves again)
Reena:(whispers to Ameph)I have to say it but you as a girl looks pretty good in a gi
Ameph:Wha?!
(They get off at the Goldenrod station and start towards the Pokemon Storage Agency
when Ameph comes up with an idea)
Ameph:Hey, Ryudo...can you scan us my Porygon2?
Ryudo:Porygon2? I do not know of such creature
Ameph:I thought you were a Cyberfly...
Ryudo:That term is not to be used with my kind...it is insulting to use
Ameph:Sorry...but can you scan any strange events or areas?
Ryudo:That I can do...accessing....downloading...A remote area under Magohany is
active. It's a place under a shop there. Also, news that would interest you
Sephiroth:The only thing that would interest me would be the stock market right now...All
my shares are Shinras and the Dow is getting low
Ryudo:The Dance Theatre in Eutreck has been closed due to a demon kidnapping one of
the Kimino Girls(Author's Note:In Pokemon Gold, Silver and Crystal, the Kimino Girls
are Pokemon trainers who trained the Eevee evolutions and they dress in kiminos and
dance for people)
Sephiroth:Demon sounds like something Jenova would do
Ameph:Who care bout the Kimino Girls. I bet Jenova is hiding in the secret lab in
Magohony. I worked there when I was in Team Rocket but some kid kicked us out
Reena:Daddy often took me on training trips to Magohany
(Magohony Town. Sephiroth, Ameph, Reena and Ryudo stand in the center of the town.
They see lots of female fighters sparring against each other.)
Ameph:Well, Ryudo...Looks like you chose the right disguise for Magohany. Lots of girl
fighters arounds
Ryudo:Thank you, Ameph
Sephiroth:Let's just get his over with...Which way, Ryudo?
Ryudo:That house...(points to a house)
Reena:I know that place! Me and daddy used to stay there when we were on trainng
trips! That's where Miss Cologne and her great granddaughter, Shampoo live!(Author's
note:Sound filmilar?)
Sephiroth:Great...let's go check this out
(They walk into the house where it looked abandoned. Ryudo changes back into his
unhuman body)
Sephiroth:Nice...looks just like home at the Shinra Mansion
Ameph:If I remember...Jenova should be down..(he pushes a wall and it opens)here...
Sephiroth:Good..let's get ready
Reena:Born ready!
Ryudo:Combat protocols online(a gun appears on his hand and a target crusor appears
over his right eye)
Sephiroth:Let's do it!!(They walk down a flight of stairs and come to a large lab with all
kinds of large tubes with green liquid in them. There was also lots of bookcases with the
Team Rocket Oath and some with titles as Specimen 29732)
Ameph:Wow. Jenova really knows how to microwave cookies
Sephiroth:This isn't Jenova's work...this is Hojo's
Ameph:So...this must be the lab of Dr. Dad
Sephiroth:Don't get any ideas...Who knows what he's up to...
Ameph:What does a Mad scientist doin his free time?
Reena:Simple. He finds Specimens
Sephiroth:Yes...and all his specimens are living creatures...one of his specimen was an
Ancient named Aeris...
Ryudo:I am scanning a lifeform at 2 o'clock
Sephiroth:That would be Hojo...(They cautionly walk in that direction. Instead of finding
Hojo, they find a cage with a girl wearing a kimino in it)
Ameph:Lemme guess. Hojo spends his free time dressed up as a girl and sleeps in a cage
Sephiroth:He's insane but not that insane!(He yanks the cage door off it's hinges and
walks in)
Reena:....Who's she?
Ameph:I know her. She's one of the Kimino Girls*I didn't know her hair was that
short...*What do you mean?*Her hair looked like it was long as yours but it's shorter
than Reena's*You can't judge a girl by they look the first time
Sephiroth:(picks her up and looks at her face. He turns slightly red)....What's her name?
Ameph:Let me see...(looks at the girl's face)She's Sayo Mino. She trains a Espeon but
she perfers to dance
Reena:Are you red, Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth:No!
Ryudo:But where is this Hojo?
Sephiroth:Probably getting food. He hates working in his lab without a little food
Ryudo:...Another lifeform is coming down the stairs.
Sephiroth:My guess is that would be Hojo
(Hojo walks down the stairs. He is looking at acouple notes as he carries a couple bags of
Doritos. He looks up at the trespassers)
Hojo:Who are you? Get out of my lab!
Sephiroth:So, we meet again, Hojo(angry)
Hojo:Sephiroth? So, you came...I see you meet my specimen. If you would please...put
her down
Sephiroth:She's...just a girl!
Hojo:She's my Precious Specimen! Her experiment was a sucess! With my knowledge
and Jenova's. I changed her from a Human to a Lifa. She is now one of us
Sephiroth:What?(turns pale)
Hojo:and also, Jenova will be able to enslave her soon after she arrives
Ameph:Wait a second! I'm not gonna let Jenova enslave someone who isn't involved!
Hojo:Oh? and who are you to talk, boy!?
Ameph:I am Ameph Est Mako! Your failure!
Hojo:Ohhhh....you are Ameph! You've grown to be a fine specimen(his eyes glint)
Ameph:I am not your specimen!
Hojo:really? That curse of yours is very interesting. Therefore you do what your father
says and show me how it works. That's when the experiments begin. Is your curse an
exact copy of the female body? Does it have any side effects? Does the Lifa Female have
similar body parts as the Human Female? and my personal favorite....Can your Female
Body produce Lifa children?(Author's Note:Yes, Hojo is that insane)
Ameph:What?(Reena jumps in front of him)
Reena:I don't know who you are to talk to Ameph like that but I am going to kick your
ass!!
Hojo:That is unlikely, Human...I don't know why you protect a freak like Ameph
Ryudo:I do not understand about your hypothesises but I will not along with behavoir to
go on any longer
Sephiroth:You guys get him. I'll take Sayo(Sayo wakes up)
Sayo:Ow....wh....what happened?(she looks into Sephiroth's eyes. Sephiroth is startled
that Sayo's eyes where Mako green just like his, Hojo's, Jenova's and Ameph's)Who are
you?
Sephiroth:Sephiroth Mako...
Sayo:That's a nice name, Mr. Mako...I hope that....man, Hojo doesn't come
Hojo:So...my specimen awakens....how do you feel, Specimen?
Sayo:You...No! I am not your specimen!
Hojo:I made you who you are! So, you are my specimen!
Sephiroth:Shut up!
Hojo:Don't you dare tell me to shut up! I am your father! I created you! Without me,
Jenova would never be able to produce children!
Sephiroth:(puts Sayo down and stands in front of her)I will! You are insane, Hojo! I...we
will destroy you so you can't ruin anyone else's lives like you did to her!
Sayo:Ruin my life?
Hojo:Yes, my specimen. I changed you into one of us. A Lifa....you are no longer human
Sayo:That's not true!
Hojo:Yes it is!
Ameph:Die, Hojo!!! Diamond Star!(he creates large ice shurkien and throws it at Hojo.
Hojo creates his MBarrier and the Diamond Star bounces off of it)
Hojo:See? You can do that also! But you will join the ranks of the children of Jenova!
Sayo:No...
Hojo:Enough talk! It's time that I help Jenova regain control over her children!!!(he
begins to grow and stretch out. His face become deformed and a large claw appears on
one hand)Feel the wrath of my form....HELLTIC HOJO!!!(he lunges forward and tries to
stab Ameph but he only knocks Ameph into the ground. Hojo swings his claw at Ameph
again but Ryudo jumps in font of Ameph and blocks the claw with a shield of energy.
Hojo doesn't see Sephiroth jump over Ryudo with his sword and slashes his head with his
masumune. Hojo staggers but Sephiroth continues to slash Hojo's head. Hojo finally
knocks Sephiroth away when Ryudo fires a beam of energy at Hojo and it hits him in the
claw. The claw flies off and lands nearby Hojo. Hojo cries out in pain but he tries to bit
Ryudo with his teeth. Reena rushes at Hojo and uppercuts Hojo into the air. Hojo flies at
Sephiroth who also uppercuts Hojo back into the air. Hojo lands near his claw and it
rejoins. Hojo then goes after Sephiroth but Reena and Ameph tackle him to the ground.
While Ameph and Reena held Hojo on the ground, Sephiroth stomps on Hojo's head a
couple of times and kicks it. Hojo then transforms again into his Lifeform: Hojo form.
With a quick movement, he sends Sephiroth, Ameph and Reena flying but Ryudo fires a
laser at Hojo which was blocked by Hojo. Hojo zooms at Ryudo and knocks Ryudo
across the room. Ameph throws another ice shuriken at Hojo but he misses and cuts a
few glass breaker up. Reena jumps at Hojo's head and kicks him in the head. Before
Reena lands, Hojo grabs Reena's foot and begins to pummel her with his fists. Reena falls
to the ground, unconsciuos. Hojo looks to Sephiroth who was charging his fireball energy
and prepared to fire it at Hojo but Hojo was interuptted by large snowflakes. He looks
one snowflake which cuts thinly through his leg and a second almost hit him in the head.
He looks to PH where he had an enraged look on his face. PH was firing large snwoflakes
instead of ice shuriekns)
PH:Now, you made me mad...Ready, Seph?!
Sephiroth:Yeah, Ameph!
Hojo:Fools! You can never win!(Sephiroth and Ameph rush into at Hojo. Sephiroth fires
the fireball at Hojo and knocks him into Ameph. Ameph punches Hojo high into the air
and both Sephiroth and Ameph deliver combos at Hojo like on Marvel vs. Capcom.
During the strikes, Hojo grabs Ameph and floats out of Sephiroth's rach. With a quick
movement, Hojo sends Ameph into the ground and makes a crater in the ground and
Ameph doesn't move. It was now Sephiroth vs. Hojo)
Hojo:You are next, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth:*I can't lose! Everyone is couting on me right now*Bring it on, Hojo!!
Hojo:That I shall!(Before Hojo moves, a massive fireball hits Hojo and knocks him back
ten feet)ARRRGHHH!!! I will get you for that!!
Sephiroth:I didn't do that...(next to Sephiroth was Sayo and she was charging another
fireball)Huh?!
Sayo:Why have I suffered this way...I can't let him defeat you all. You all come to save
me and I'll repay the favor!(she fire the fireball at Hojo. This time, it explodes with high
force, causing the ceilling of the lab fall onto Hojo. The debris didn't move)...did I do it?
Sephiroth:I don't know...(he picks up the debris and sees Hojo as a human
unconscious)...You did...
Sayo:Wow...I guess I don't know my own strengh
Sephiroth:That was symptom of the Lifas...they can use magic freely...Hojo is right...you
are a Lifa now and I don't think you can change back
Sayo:...I shall live being a Lifa, Mr. Mako
Sephiroth:Call me Sephiroth...(Ryudo runs from the other side of the lab)
Ryudo:What happened, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth:We won, Ryudo...Sayo gave Hojo a few knocks to the head and I hope he's no
longer insane...
Ryudo:I thank you, Sayo
Sephiroth:(walks over to Ameph)Wake up!!(Ameph groans)
Ameph:I don want to go to school...
Sephiroth:(Snickers)But it makes you so feminine...
Ameph:That's why I don't what to go to school...They think I am a girl at school
Sephiroth:and you have a date with that guy tonight(Ameph kicks Sephiroth in the leg and
he falls flat on his face)
Ameph:Don't push it, Sephy...(stands up)You really think I was asleep? Think again. It's
one of Koga's techniques...play dead and when the enemy turns away...strike(He runs
over to Reena)Reena?!(he picks her up and Reena hits him in the head and kicks him in
the chest. Ameph falls back down and Reena lands on his stomach)
Reena:Ha! Fell for your own trick!
Ameph:I was worried!!
Reena:Worried? About me? No way!
Sephiroth:We better get Sayo back
(Later. Eutreck Dance Theatre. The Manager and Sayo stand in front of the Dance
Theatre while Sephiroth explains what happened)
Sephiroth:A gaint hamster kidnapped Sayo
manager:A gaint hamster? It looked like a demon
Sephiroth:It was a demon! It was a gaint demon hamster!
Sayo:*This guy is a nut*
manager:Whatever it was. At least Sayo is back. Now we can get back on business!
Sephiroth:That's good to hear. and Sayo...remember not to tell anyone what happened
Sayo:Yes, Sephiroth...Good bye(she and the manager walk back in)
Sephiroth:*Good bye...*
Ameph:Gaint demon hamster?
Sephiroth:Think you could come up with anything better?!
Ameph:I was thinking gaint Gengar with a revenge on the Mino family
Reena:I would say an evil warrior with fur all over him wanted to kidnap her
Ryudo:I would say a large computer virus(everyone else raises an eyebrow as they leave
for Olivine City)
Reena:You know...I've been thinking(grins an evil grin at Ameph)
Ameph:Uh oh...
Reena:I want to see how brave you are. I want a brave finace
Ameph:Yeah...I am fearless
Reena:Then I dare you to stay on the Olivine beach in a bikini for an hour!!
Ameph:Ehhh?!
Sephiroth:Got you there, fearless warrior
Ameph:You insult Ahnold's manhood again!!
Sephiroth:Not again!
Ryudo:What is the perpose of this discussion?
(Meanwhile, in Hojo's lab. Jenova appears)
Jenova:Hojo! Hojo! Where are you!?
Hojo:Under this debris!!(Jenova kicks the debris off)
Jenova:You lost?
Hojo:Yes! I did...those children are very strong...
Jenova:You idiot! Is the gril still with us?!
Hojo:No...they took her with them...
Jenova:That's okay...is the other plan still in operation?
Hojo:Yes it is...Ameph doesn't know what is happening!!
Jenova:Excellent...but I've been thinking of something...maybe we should take our
operations to another dimension
Hojo:Which one?
Jenova:Do you remember the creator of the Dimension Portal?
Hojo:Yes...I remember Dr. Tomoe...I heard he killed his daughter by blowing up his lab...
Jenova:I heard he's working on a plan to destroy the dimension he is in and turn it into a
realm of evil
Hojo:Yes...I like that...(eyes glint)I'll go see him right away...
Jenova:and for me to brush up around here
to be continued
Next time: After Reena's bet, Stephanie gets kidnapped by Wrexsoul. Now, Sephiroth,
Reena, Ryudo with help from Gene, Koga and Lance face off against their toughest
opponent yet...Sailor Death. Even Jenova lends a hand and that's when she tells Sephiroth
about her and Wrexsoul.
Author's Notes:Well....Sephiroth likes Sayo...wonder what will happen next? Dr. Tomoe
gives a little away