"It's about time you got here…I thought I was actually going to have to get bored."
A tall, slim, strong looking boy with long, evil looking green hair is standing before Juri with a downtrodden look upon his face.
"I'm sorry, I was trying to find Anthy so I could give her this Valentine's Day card! Every time she sees me she screams, grabs her hair, and runs away! It's very odd, I know our love is hidden, but perhaps she's taken it to extremes…"
Juri laughs meanly and says," Saionji, are you mad? It's OCTOBER…why are you giving Anthy a Valentine's card now?"
Saionji looks affronted and replies, "Juri, being the big, ugly, stuck-up bull dyke that you are you would not begin to understand the depths of mine and Anthy's love for each other. For us, every day is Valentine's day. She just seems to have forgot that for the moment. Of course, I'm not worried. I know one day she will openly confess her love for me and all will be revealed to the world."
Juri yawns loudly. "Whatever. I'm just glad you're here. I just heard that Touga plans on dueling with Utena tonight. But…well, I hate to break this to you…it seems that Utena and Anthy have exchanged personalities due to some faulty curry spice in cooking class."
Saionji looks momentarily confused, then says, "That's what you wanted to meet me here to tell me?"
"No, you idiot, I just found that out…what I really wanted to meet you here for was to return the skirt you let me borrow…" Juri casts a piece of clothing in Saionji's direction which he quickly catches.
"Hey! Don't get that dirty! It's my favorite one!"
Juri sighs and tries to get through to Saionji by talking very slowly, "Saionji…did you hear me? Utena and Anthy have switched personalities. That was really UTENA you were trying to give a Valentine's card to all day!"
But Saionji doesn't seem to grasp the full extent of what Juri is saying, and it is all A-ko and B-ko can do not to laugh as he wails in a hurt voice, "Curry?! Anthy never offered to cook me curry! What is it with that Utena? I'll get her if it's the last thing I do! I've got to go ask Anthy about this, Juri…I'll have to see you later…I'll give you a call about going shopping this weekend. Bye!" And he walks back in the direction from which he came leaving Juri in a puzzled state.
"Well, that's just great. I was hoping he'd help me foul up Touga's plans to gain the power to Revolutionize the World! Just goes to show you can't trust BOYS!" she says to herself before stalking off towards the dueling arena.