X-MEN 2- THE TRAILER

Author: *hazy*
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men and this isn't a real trailer, duh. Don't kill meeee! :)

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The time has come...

Cyclops: Where the hell is my motorcycle?!

Wolverine: riding down the highway. WHOOHOOO!!

For the future...

Professor: Jean you are pregnant.

Jean Grey: What!!!!!

To be revealed...

Sabretooth: Put some clothes on, dammit!

Mystique: Shutup!

Toad: I'm gonna cry.

Again...

Magneto: Can't you install any bathrooms in this thing!!

Security Guard: Here we go again.

In 400 something or so days...

Rogue: When is Logan coming back?

Storm: Oh stop your whining, child!

Rogue: No! I WANT LOGAN--- WAHH!!!

Bobby: Oh please....

Things will never be the same...

Bobby: Who are you?

Mystique: The devil's worst nightmare!

Bobby: confused. Does that mean you're God?

Mystique: Ummm.. ahh!!! No! Umm.. no. Right! I am... Mystique! Yes! Right...

Bobby: I have a class to go to, bye!

Re-live the excitement...

Young Chilldren: Look! It's a clown!

Wolverine: SNIKT!

Young Children: Ahhhh!!!!

Re-experience the pain...

Jean Grey: C'mon Scott! We have to go save the world!

Cyclops: I think I have "fighters cramp"...

Storm: punches Cyclops in the face. Help us, O FEARLESS LEADER!

Cyclops- Why me...

Share the love...

**rock a bye marieee! nahnahnahnah!**
**shaddup**
**please do not disturb me, this gentleman needs his beauty rest**

Rogue: Geex! I hate sharing a mind with you guys!

And just plain shaddup...

Wolverine: Wanna make somethin' of it?

X-Men 2

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