To WildMageLioness: I know that Ann Robinson is the host, but Neal really seemed to fit (w/ all the sarcasm and whatnot) To Ghristinga: If you read all my other stories, why didn't you review :( AN::: I know there's not too many questions, but I don't feel like writing 2:30 worth. On we go!
Neal: You all know how the game works. You will try to win a maximum of 125,000 gold nobles for each round. The fastest way to do this is to make a chain...
Person in Audience: *kicking and screaming from offstage* WHAT'S A GOLD NOBLE???
Neal: You've never heard of a gold noble? Well then, sir, you OBVIOUSLY haven't heard of something called A LIFE.
Alanna: You go, Neal!
Neal: Anyways, start the clock. Kel, what ducal house was attacked during the Immortals war?
Kel: Legann
Neal: Correct. Cleon, what baron set up a peace treaty with the Yamanis and marriage negotiations with Princess Chisakami?
Cleon: Ummm... Ummm... Lord Sinthya??????
Neal: No, Piers of Mindelan
*Kel gives Cleon a look that could kill. Cleon looks extremely embarrassed*
Neal: Alanna, who is the yougest Sorcery Master living?
Alanna: Why, that would be Thom of Trebond, of course.
Neal: Sorry, Liome of Kastan.
Alanna: *already turning red* WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Neal: *confused* Just what it says on this little screen...
Alanna: *marches to center of stage* WHO WROTE THIS CRAP??? GET DOWN HERE AND DUEL WITH THE LIONESS!!!
*a great WHOOSH sound is heard, and suddenly, the audience is gone, running from the studio*
Neal: *tentatively tapping Alanna on the shoulder.* It says LIVING, Lady Alanna.
Alanna: But...Thom IS living...He lives in my heart...
*audience returns*
Audience: awwww....
Neal: Oh, Mithros above! There's only 50 seconds left!!! QUICKLY!!! Daine, what is the scientific name for the human being?
Daine: Homo Sapiens
Wyldon: How in the hell does she know what a scientific name is??? Why, I don't even know!!!
Neal: *rolls eyes* Correct! King Jonathan, Who is one of the 3 brothers of Tusaine?
Jon: King Ain!
Neal: CORRECT!!! Owen, what is a five letter word that starts with J, ends with Y, and has two l's in between?
Owen: Jolly! That was such a Jolly question! Why, I couldn't think of a jollier person to ask that question!
Neal: Absolutely, positivly...WRONG! Just kidding. CORRECT! Faithful,
Faithful: MEOW!
Daine: Faithful says BANK.
Neal: How many different gods ar- *music sounds* Time is up, I cannot complete the question. In that round, you banked a measly, PATHETIC, 5,000 gold nobles.
Daine: Odd's Bobs!
Neal: Now, team, the question is: Who is one plate short of a full armor set? One incantation short of a spell? It's time for you to vote off who YOU think is...the WEAKEST LINK!!!
Announcer: Statistically, the worst player was Alanna. She caused a fight and made everyone flee the building. The Strongest link was Faithful. He actually banked 5,000! But, In this early stage of the game, will the other players notice?
Neal: It's time to reveal who YOU think is the weakest link.
Kel: *with a snarl* Cleon
Cleon: *looking dejected* Wyldon
Alanna: Daine
Daine: Cleon
Jon: Alanna
Owen: Cleon!
Wyldon: Cleon
Faithful: Meow!
Daine: Faithful says Wyldon.
Neal: Well, well, well. Kel, why Cleon?
Kel: What kind of boyfriend is he?? He doesn't even know my FAMOUS FATHER'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!
Neal: Well said, bestest buddy. Daine?
Daine: Cleon's a moron. How dare he be so unfaithful to Kel?
Cleon: I'M NOT UNFAITHFUL!!! I JUST...FORGOT.
Neal: Well, stastically, Alanna, YOU were the worst player.
Alanna: WHERE IS THE FREAKIN' GUY WHO FIGURED THE STATISTICS??? *Alanna runs offstage. Faint yelling and screams are heard*
Neal: Well, it looks like we lost her...but anyway, it's votes that count. Cleon, you ARE the weakest link. GOODBYE!
Cleon: *announces to audience* People, settle down. I have an announcement to make. *He grabs Kel by the bicep forcefully and pulls her out to the center of the stage. He gets down on one knee and pulls something out of his pocket*
Kel: *gasps*
Cleon: Kel, I have loved you ever since I first saw you...and...don't hold it against me that I just forgot something today...I was under a lot of pressure, you know! Kel, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?
Audience: OOOOOO!!!
Kel: Cleon...when you say it like that, how could I say no?
*Cleon and Kel kiss*
Audience: Awww.... *cheers and claps*
*Cleon walks off towards backstage*
Kel: *calling after him* Don't worry honey...if I win all this money it will go right to Kennan!!!
Cleon: Right on, my Lady Knight. *Walks off*
~! Backstage, talking to Cleon !~
Cleon: I really don't care that I got voted off...as long as Kel wins all that money. You go girl!
~! Back to Neal ~!
Neal: Only six players remain. One will win the money...the others will leave with nothing. Who will win? Find out when we return to... The Weakest LINK!!!
AN: Hoped you like. I DESPRATELY NEED IDEAS FOR QUESTIONS/WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT EMAIL ME!!! And r/r my other fics. Bye!!!
Neal: You all know how the game works. You will try to win a maximum of 125,000 gold nobles for each round. The fastest way to do this is to make a chain...
Person in Audience: *kicking and screaming from offstage* WHAT'S A GOLD NOBLE???
Neal: You've never heard of a gold noble? Well then, sir, you OBVIOUSLY haven't heard of something called A LIFE.
Alanna: You go, Neal!
Neal: Anyways, start the clock. Kel, what ducal house was attacked during the Immortals war?
Kel: Legann
Neal: Correct. Cleon, what baron set up a peace treaty with the Yamanis and marriage negotiations with Princess Chisakami?
Cleon: Ummm... Ummm... Lord Sinthya??????
Neal: No, Piers of Mindelan
*Kel gives Cleon a look that could kill. Cleon looks extremely embarrassed*
Neal: Alanna, who is the yougest Sorcery Master living?
Alanna: Why, that would be Thom of Trebond, of course.
Neal: Sorry, Liome of Kastan.
Alanna: *already turning red* WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Neal: *confused* Just what it says on this little screen...
Alanna: *marches to center of stage* WHO WROTE THIS CRAP??? GET DOWN HERE AND DUEL WITH THE LIONESS!!!
*a great WHOOSH sound is heard, and suddenly, the audience is gone, running from the studio*
Neal: *tentatively tapping Alanna on the shoulder.* It says LIVING, Lady Alanna.
Alanna: But...Thom IS living...He lives in my heart...
*audience returns*
Audience: awwww....
Neal: Oh, Mithros above! There's only 50 seconds left!!! QUICKLY!!! Daine, what is the scientific name for the human being?
Daine: Homo Sapiens
Wyldon: How in the hell does she know what a scientific name is??? Why, I don't even know!!!
Neal: *rolls eyes* Correct! King Jonathan, Who is one of the 3 brothers of Tusaine?
Jon: King Ain!
Neal: CORRECT!!! Owen, what is a five letter word that starts with J, ends with Y, and has two l's in between?
Owen: Jolly! That was such a Jolly question! Why, I couldn't think of a jollier person to ask that question!
Neal: Absolutely, positivly...WRONG! Just kidding. CORRECT! Faithful,
Faithful: MEOW!
Daine: Faithful says BANK.
Neal: How many different gods ar- *music sounds* Time is up, I cannot complete the question. In that round, you banked a measly, PATHETIC, 5,000 gold nobles.
Daine: Odd's Bobs!
Neal: Now, team, the question is: Who is one plate short of a full armor set? One incantation short of a spell? It's time for you to vote off who YOU think is...the WEAKEST LINK!!!
Announcer: Statistically, the worst player was Alanna. She caused a fight and made everyone flee the building. The Strongest link was Faithful. He actually banked 5,000! But, In this early stage of the game, will the other players notice?
Neal: It's time to reveal who YOU think is the weakest link.
Kel: *with a snarl* Cleon
Cleon: *looking dejected* Wyldon
Alanna: Daine
Daine: Cleon
Jon: Alanna
Owen: Cleon!
Wyldon: Cleon
Faithful: Meow!
Daine: Faithful says Wyldon.
Neal: Well, well, well. Kel, why Cleon?
Kel: What kind of boyfriend is he?? He doesn't even know my FAMOUS FATHER'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!
Neal: Well said, bestest buddy. Daine?
Daine: Cleon's a moron. How dare he be so unfaithful to Kel?
Cleon: I'M NOT UNFAITHFUL!!! I JUST...FORGOT.
Neal: Well, stastically, Alanna, YOU were the worst player.
Alanna: WHERE IS THE FREAKIN' GUY WHO FIGURED THE STATISTICS??? *Alanna runs offstage. Faint yelling and screams are heard*
Neal: Well, it looks like we lost her...but anyway, it's votes that count. Cleon, you ARE the weakest link. GOODBYE!
Cleon: *announces to audience* People, settle down. I have an announcement to make. *He grabs Kel by the bicep forcefully and pulls her out to the center of the stage. He gets down on one knee and pulls something out of his pocket*
Kel: *gasps*
Cleon: Kel, I have loved you ever since I first saw you...and...don't hold it against me that I just forgot something today...I was under a lot of pressure, you know! Kel, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?
Audience: OOOOOO!!!
Kel: Cleon...when you say it like that, how could I say no?
*Cleon and Kel kiss*
Audience: Awww.... *cheers and claps*
*Cleon walks off towards backstage*
Kel: *calling after him* Don't worry honey...if I win all this money it will go right to Kennan!!!
Cleon: Right on, my Lady Knight. *Walks off*
~! Backstage, talking to Cleon !~
Cleon: I really don't care that I got voted off...as long as Kel wins all that money. You go girl!
~! Back to Neal ~!
Neal: Only six players remain. One will win the money...the others will leave with nothing. Who will win? Find out when we return to... The Weakest LINK!!!
AN: Hoped you like. I DESPRATELY NEED IDEAS FOR QUESTIONS/WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT EMAIL ME!!! And r/r my other fics. Bye!!!