Godzilla vs. annoying preschool puppet people: part I
Warning: don't read this if you like barney!
Godzilla vs. barney.
Godzilla woke up. Someone was calling him. It wasn't like
the cries he had heard from all his previous enemies. It was almost…..happy. he
came out of his cave on kaiju island. There was someone on the beach waiting
for him. He roared. He was angry at this monster who had invaded his territory.
The monster replied, but it didn't roar, It laughed. "huhuhuhuhu!" the creature
responded and suddenly, godzilla recognized him. It was barney. Barney called
again, "huhuhuhuhu!" godzilla roared. He charged forward, tackling barney to
the ground. Barney jumped up and bit godzilla on the back of the neck. Barney then used his tail to trip godzilla,
and he jumped on top of him, and body slammed him again and again and again.
Godzilla roared in an angry rage. First this stupid dinosaur came to his island
and challenged him, and then he lugged his huge, purple fat on top of him and started jumping.
Godzilla's nuclear energy started to build up. He fired his atomic breath up at
barney. It hit him in the chin, causing him to fall back, and land on the
ground. Godzilla then body slammed barney. He roared, almost like he was
saying, "how do you like it?!" he jumped up, and body slammed him with his
back, his dorsal fin's sliced into barney flesh, and he started bleeding.
Barney cried out, "oh! Oh!" he still didn't stop smiling. Barney's managed to
climb out from under godzilla, and he opened his mouth. Big, pink and red
hearts came out, and hit godzilla in the head. godzilla suddenly felt dizzy,
and almost fell over. "I love you!" barney said as he ran forward and put
godzilla in a bear hug. Godzilla started to suffocate. Barney was choking him.
Barney started to sing, "I love you! You love me!" godzilla tried to use his
atomic breath, but barney was squeezing to tight. It was building up in his
stomach, getting ready to burst put any minute. godzilla's energy was getting
ready to explode! He started to glow. Barney looked confused. "huh?" he said.
Suddenly, a huge explosion rocked the island, barney flew back. godzilla walked
over to him. Barney started to cry. He
told godzilla he was sorry for attacking him, and that he would never do it
again. Godzilla was considering the possibility of not killing barney, when
suddenly, for some unexplainable reason, his atomic breath shot out of his
mouth, hitting barney in the chest. When the smoke cleared. Barney was dead. Godzilla
shrugged. Someone as evil as that shouldn't be allowed to exist anyway. He then
headed out to sea. Something was waiting for him in Tokyo.
TO BE CONTINUED…….
