Godzilla vs. annoying preschool puppet people: part III
Godzilla vs. the tellitubbies
Godzilla climbed out of the ocean and walked on to Tokyo beach. He could hear something in the distance. He climbed the mountain that over looked the beach. Off in the distance, he could see what he had come here for. Four, big, fat, stupid looking shape's were attacking Tokyo. One red, one green, one purple, and one yellow. Godzilla roared. He began to walk toward the city. As he got closer, he recognized them. the tellitubbies. the biggest, fattest, stupidest, most annoying creature's ever to exist. Godzilla roared a threat to them. this was his territory. He was the only one allowed to attack the city. He could see that the little thing's that sometimes ran around his feet had already thrown allot of those little hot rock's at them, but it had done no good. There fat had deflected his attacks into building's, causing more damage. One of them saw him. Tinky winky raised his big, stupid head and laughed. His laugh was not unlike barneys. Then lala saw him. Then poe, and dipsy. They all stopped what they were doing. Godzilla roared. Just looking at the stupid creature's made him angry. tinky winky was the first to attack. He ran in and slammed into godzilla. Godzilla stepped back and charged up a powerful atomic blast. He fired. Tinky wink got out of the way, but the blast kept going and hit lala. The stupid yellow atrocity fell down. It took it a minute to get up. Then poe's stupid antenna lit up, and it fired a strange, yellow ray at godzilla. It hit him in the chest, knocking him down. Tinky winky, being the biggest, ran in and tried to body lam him, but before he made contact, something popped out of the ground, and hit him in the face. He got up off the ground, and looked at the thing that hit him. In was angulis. Godzilla's cousin, and most loyal companion. angulis roared. Godzilla got up. The tellitubbies had there work cut out for them. angulis charged toward poe, doing a somersault on the way over. He landed on the red puss bag with his back, stabbing her with his spikes. "uh-oooo!" poe said. Tinky winky ran in, and body slammed angulis in the stomach. What he didn't realize, was that he was crushing poe. "eeeeeeh!" poe said. Tinky winky got up, and angulis crawled back over to godzilla. Poe, on the other hand, did not get up. No explanation necessary. Lala got mad, and ran toward godzilla. Godzilla fired his breath at the on coming crap back, and she fell over. Then dipsy fired her strange, yellow ran at angulis, which he easily dodged. Angulis swung his tail, and several of his spikes went flying into the air, stabbing into dipsy. Dipsy started running around in circles, acting like a stupid elephant that had caught on fire. Tinky winky started jumping up and down, whining like an idiot. Godzilla tackled him, and they started wrestling. Angulis ran over to lala, and smacked her in the face with his tail. Lala fell over, and angulis body slammed her. She cried like a little baby. Angulis got up, and climbed up on a small hill nearby. There was a huge pile of rocks on top. Angulis rammed into the pile, and sent in avalanching down the hill. It buried lala. And lala was dead. By now dipsy had managed to get all the spikes off of herself, and she ran toward angulis.
Godzilla shoved tinky winky to the ground, and kicked him in the side. tinky winky fired his ray into godzilla's eye's, and godzilla stepped back. Tinky winky got up, and charged at godzilla, he leaped into the air, and tried to body slam him. But just then, godzilla turned around, and let tinky winky slam into his dorsal fins. They sliced into tinky winky's flesh, and he fell back, bleeding from the wounds. Godzilla grabbed tinky winky by the neck, and fired his atomic breath into his face. Tiny winky fell to the ground. He did not get up. Godzilla walked over to where angulis and lala were fighting. Or at least, had been fighting. Lala was dead. Just like the rest of the annoying freaks. Godzilla and angulis headed back toward kaiju island. They would always be willing to defend to world again, no matter how annoying the foe my be.
THE END.