Ze disclaimer: I do not own ze courage le cowardly
dog but if I did I'd be le manufiqe and king of le beautiful France but I am
not so how you say? There. (Note: no one was hurt in the making of this
fanfiction. Except that guy in the 3 rd row. You had it coming you loser!)
It was a fine day in nowhere Kansas, for in the
house of courage the cowardly dog paranormal events were at ease. Muriel was
making delicious mashed potatoes with a side of gravy as Eustace read the paper
and courage ate like a piranha on fish food day at the aquarium. Until.
KONK! KONK! KONK!
Muriel: oh my!
Courage: EEEEEEEE!
Muriel: oh Eustace there is something on the roof
you better go check it out.
Eustace: eh oh right. But I be taking me mallet.
And so he gets his mallet and when he walks by
courage we see him thinking what it could be: A giant squid, a swamp beast and
a magazine subscription salesmen, which he whimpers at.
Courage: oh I have a bad feeling about this or my
name is icky babble von volcenheimerstein and thankfully its not.
The end of chapter 1. Lejake89: so what do you think
of le fanfiction so far? In the name of Paris please review!
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