Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.
This is my attempt at humor. It's weird and a sorry excuse for a story. Have fun.
Note: Pretend Goku didn't die during the Cell games.
"DADDY PLEASE!"
Goku looked at Chi Chi then back to Goten who was making the request.
"Can't your mother..."
"NO I WANT YOU TO READ ME A STORY!"
"Okay, okay, okay. Uhh were is your book?"
"Here it is Goku." said Chi Chi handing Goku Goten's favorite storybook.
"Chi Chi." Goku whispered. "This is in English, I can bearly read Japanese!"
"There are pictures in there." Chi Chi hissed. "Improvise."
"Impro what?"
"Just go!"
Goku hurried to Goten's room where Goten was waiting. Goku sat on a chair and Goten leaped on his lap. Goku looked scared for a minute then opened the book.
"Storytime." he said.
"What?" Goten asked.
"It's the name of the book."
"Oh." (Goten can't read yet.)
Goku was drawing a blank. The pictures were few and far between and he didn't understand them. He was just going to have to draw on personal experiences to make the story.
"Uhh once upon a time there was a beautiful Princess named...named...ummm Vargeta. (All of the names in the story are a play on names of some of the DBZ characters). She was a very uhhh...noble ma...uhhh lady. But not everyone in the kingdom liked Vargeta. There were two people in particular who didn't.
These people were Cellma and Freuese. They were uhhh wicked ladies who ummm...ate too much cheese. Yeah that's it they ate too much cheese.
Well they didn't like Vargeta and wanted to kill her so they went to Trunkios house to get him to help them. Trunkio was mad at Vargeta for uhhh...stealing his magic peanut.
When Cellma and Freuese went to Trunkios house they also met the wise Bulmamro. Bulmamro was uhhh funny and often constipated because she ate too much pizza. But uhhh Bulmamro didn't come cause she had a dental appointment.
Well they all went to the castle and met Gohran and Chra Chra who were mighty warriors. Gohran was Chra Chra's son and they both liked milk.
Well anywho they turned Chra Chra into a mongoose and turned Gohran into a a big pile of butter.
So uhhh they go inside the castle and Picllo, the uhhhh wiseguy of the land, he tried to cast a spell on them. He turned Cellma into a kipper.
Freuese got upset and said "You dirty rat you kippered my brother!" Yeah and then Freuese turned Picllo into a giant dougnut.
Well then ummm, they found Vargeta. And Vargeta turned Freuese into a uhhhh banana. Well Trunkio got mad and charged into Vargeta and after a long fight Vargeta had Trunkio into a headlock and he said "Heeee ohhhhh." he was out of breath when he said this so he was breathing hard then he said "Trunkio I am you father." then he ripped of his wig which was really melted fruit.
Trunkio then died of shock and Vargeta declared himself the prince of all siminans. The End. Oh and Vargeta and the edible objects lived happily after. And Bulmamro did too."
He looked at Goten. He was fast asleep. He frowned. "He didn't even hear the ending."
I hope you laughed a little at least. Whatever. :-D.
This is my attempt at humor. It's weird and a sorry excuse for a story. Have fun.
Note: Pretend Goku didn't die during the Cell games.
"DADDY PLEASE!"
Goku looked at Chi Chi then back to Goten who was making the request.
"Can't your mother..."
"NO I WANT YOU TO READ ME A STORY!"
"Okay, okay, okay. Uhh were is your book?"
"Here it is Goku." said Chi Chi handing Goku Goten's favorite storybook.
"Chi Chi." Goku whispered. "This is in English, I can bearly read Japanese!"
"There are pictures in there." Chi Chi hissed. "Improvise."
"Impro what?"
"Just go!"
Goku hurried to Goten's room where Goten was waiting. Goku sat on a chair and Goten leaped on his lap. Goku looked scared for a minute then opened the book.
"Storytime." he said.
"What?" Goten asked.
"It's the name of the book."
"Oh." (Goten can't read yet.)
Goku was drawing a blank. The pictures were few and far between and he didn't understand them. He was just going to have to draw on personal experiences to make the story.
"Uhh once upon a time there was a beautiful Princess named...named...ummm Vargeta. (All of the names in the story are a play on names of some of the DBZ characters). She was a very uhhh...noble ma...uhhh lady. But not everyone in the kingdom liked Vargeta. There were two people in particular who didn't.
These people were Cellma and Freuese. They were uhhh wicked ladies who ummm...ate too much cheese. Yeah that's it they ate too much cheese.
Well they didn't like Vargeta and wanted to kill her so they went to Trunkios house to get him to help them. Trunkio was mad at Vargeta for uhhh...stealing his magic peanut.
When Cellma and Freuese went to Trunkios house they also met the wise Bulmamro. Bulmamro was uhhh funny and often constipated because she ate too much pizza. But uhhh Bulmamro didn't come cause she had a dental appointment.
Well they all went to the castle and met Gohran and Chra Chra who were mighty warriors. Gohran was Chra Chra's son and they both liked milk.
Well anywho they turned Chra Chra into a mongoose and turned Gohran into a a big pile of butter.
So uhhh they go inside the castle and Picllo, the uhhhh wiseguy of the land, he tried to cast a spell on them. He turned Cellma into a kipper.
Freuese got upset and said "You dirty rat you kippered my brother!" Yeah and then Freuese turned Picllo into a giant dougnut.
Well then ummm, they found Vargeta. And Vargeta turned Freuese into a uhhhh banana. Well Trunkio got mad and charged into Vargeta and after a long fight Vargeta had Trunkio into a headlock and he said "Heeee ohhhhh." he was out of breath when he said this so he was breathing hard then he said "Trunkio I am you father." then he ripped of his wig which was really melted fruit.
Trunkio then died of shock and Vargeta declared himself the prince of all siminans. The End. Oh and Vargeta and the edible objects lived happily after. And Bulmamro did too."
He looked at Goten. He was fast asleep. He frowned. "He didn't even hear the ending."
I hope you laughed a little at least. Whatever. :-D.