I'm a playing loud woodwind,
Instrument is made of tin,
Playing even higher then you can scream,
Everywhere and in-between
I'm a ten octave thrill ride,
Playing notes that are oh so high
Six note triplets,
Hardest of the hard to get
We're better then the clarinets,
Ain't seen nothing little yet

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It's been 1 whole hour,
And 5 long days
For these 20 flutes to become the best.
And those 20 flutes
Were way too late
Cause they weren't watching the director.

Flutes rock.

Flute solos cause a hush,
Reducing glass to dust,
Lips are coming mush,
You just don't impress me much
A shiny, silver plated flute
They don't even need a mute,
Flute players aren't like mice,
Half the sugar, twice the spice
They don't want to treat you nice,
Come on baby roll the dice!

It's been 1 whole hour,
And 5 long days
For these 20 flutes to become the best.
And those 20 flutes
Were way too late
Cause they weren't watching the director.


It's been 1 whole hour,
And 5 long days
For these 20 flutes to become the best.
And those 20 flutes
Were way too late
Cause they weren't watching the director.