Title: Where's Poppy?
Author: Dee-chan!
Archive/Mirror: Yes please!! And can I get a cookie?
Band(s): Glay (of course ^^;) featuring the cast of Stargate SG-1.
Rating: PG
Jiro: Are we there yet?
Takuro: In a minute…
Hisashi: *on iBook* type type type…
Jiro: Whatcha doin Hisa??
Hisashi: … type type type…
Teru: It's useless dude.
Jiro: *grumbles*
Fifteen minutes later:
Hisashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Takuro: *almost hits a stop sign*
Teru: *clings tenaciously to dashboard*
Jiro: BAKA!
Takuro: *still catching his breath* What happened?
Hisashi: *sobbing* My battery died!
All: -.-;;;
Takuro: Look, we're almost there.
Hisashi: * strokes his iBook lovingly* `S gonna be ok…
Takuro: See! Cheyenne Mountain Complex.
Teru: Why are we here again?
Takuro: Visiting one of my online buddies, Murray!! ^.^
Teru: Oh yeah…
Jiro: *flies out of the car and up to the first guard he sees* Excuse
me! We're here to see Murray.
Guard 1: Murray who?
Jiro: Ummmm…
Takuro: He's friends with Major Carter, Colonel O'Neill, and Daniel
Jackson.
Guard 1: *motions to Guard 2* Get Colonel O'Neill up here.
Guard 2: *salutes and marches off*
Jiro: *looks over at Teru and Takuro as they attempt to pull Hisashi
out of the back seat*
Hisashi: …
Meanwhile in the SGC:
*ring ring*
Jack: *drops newspaper* Hello?
Guard 2: Colonel O'Neill?
Jack: Yes?
Guard 2: Do you know of any `Murray' on the premises?
Jack: Murray…Murray…yes, I do. That's Teal'c. Is that all?
Guard 2: Sir, some of Murray's friends are here.
Jack: Oh crap! That was today! I'll be right up there. *heads toward
elevator*
Teal'c: Colonel O'Neill, I have heard my friend Takuro is here to see
me.
Jack: Yeah, I was just on my way up to see them. Wait a sec.. *runs
back to office and grabs a hat* Here.
Teal'c: *puts hat on and follows Jack*
Sam: Going somewhere?
Teal'c: My friend has come to visit me.
Sam: Ooh that's nice! What's his name?
Teal'c: He is called Takuro.
Sam: I'd like to meet him…mind if I tag along?
Jack: Not at all..after you, Major.
At the front entrance:
Teru: *props Hisa up against the car*
Hisashi: T_T iBook…*sniff*
Jiro: *rolls eyes* Dumbass…
*Sam, Jack and Teal'c emerge*
Jack: Sooo…yer here to see Murray, huh?
All: *nod*
Teal'c: *steps forward* I am Murray.
TIME PASSES
0350 hours:
Jiro: *opens door quietly and walks to Hisashi's quarters*
Hisashi: *snoring happily clutching his iBook* num num…iBook-chan…
Jiro: *carefully pries iBook-chan out of Hisa's grasp and creeps out
the door*
Hisashi: *wakes up* O.O JIRO!!!
Jiro: *runs like hell down the hall*
Hisashi: *chases after him* COME BACK HERE!
Jiro: *climbs some stairs and opens the nearest door*
Hisashi: *not too far behind* When I catch you, I'm gonna kick you
ass so hard it's gonna turn inside out and come out your mouth!
Jiro: *staring at the Stargate through the window* Ooh… *pushes
random buttons*
Stargate: *activates*
*sirens go off*
Intercom: UNAUTHORISED GATE ACTIVATION
Jiro: Oh shit.
Hisashi: Baka… -.-;;
Jiro: *evil grin* Waitaminnit… *pushes Hisa out of his way and runs
to Gate Room*
Hisashi: *chases him again*
Jiro: *stands in front of the gate* Ooh…it looks like water! *touches
event horizon* Sugoi…
Hisashi: *out of breath* Huff…huff…Jiro…gasp…give me iBook-chan…
Jiro: *dangles iBook in front of the Gate* You want it that bad, you
come and get it!
Intercom (Jack's voice): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING??
Jiro: *throws iBook into event horizon* Oops…I'm such a butterfingers!
Stargate: *deactivates*
Jiro: *looks on the other side of the Gate* Where'd it go??
Hisashi: WHAT DID YOU DO??
Jiro: Um…your iBook is gone…
Hisashi: *lunges at Jiro*
Teal'c and Takuro: *rush in and restrain him*
Up in the control room:
Daniel: Ummm…what just happened?
Jack: Oh for crying out loud…
Sam: I think Jiro was just playing a practical joke, sir.
Teru: Tono is his favourite victim…
Jack: You mean he pulls this kind of thing all the time?
Teru: Um..yeah. Where did iBook-chan go anyway?
Sam: *looks at computer* Oh!
Jack: Huh?
Sam: Vorash!
Jack: Oh. Great.
Intercom: OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
Teru: What??
Jack: Close the iris!
Teal'c and Takuro: *pull Hisa and Jiro to the control room*
Sam: Receiving Tok'ra IDC sir. ^.^
Jack: *hesitates*
Sam: Sir??
Jack: OK, open the iris.
Martouf and Jacob Carter: *step out from the event horizon*
Teru: *blink* O_O
Hisashi: Dude…
Jiro: They just walked through that thing…from where??
Hisashi: *looks at Teal'c* What's that on your forehead Murray?
Teal'c: My name is not Murray, Hisashi.
Takuro: Wh…what?
Teal'c: I am called Teal'c.
Takuro: *eyes glaze over*
Hisashi: *unfazed* That's a wierd name... where are you from?
Teal'c: I am from Chulak.
Hisashi: Hm. Sounds German.
Sam: *runs to Gate Room*
Jack: Dammit it's Marty. *mumbles something about slimy snakeheads*
Takuro: *snaps back to reality* Huh?
Jack: Nothing.
Teru: Who's the old guy Sam's hugging?
Daniel: That's her father.
Hisashi: Whoa! Her dad's an alien? Cool!!
Jiro: See, you're not alone anymore.
Hisashi: Shut up.
Gate Room:
Sam: Dad, it's great to see you!
Jacob: Great to see you too. *hugs Sam*
Martouf: *holding iBook-chan* This came through the `Gate a few
moments ago.
Sam: Oh good! Poor Hisa.
Martouf: Who?
Sam: *points to control room* See the guy with the blue spiky hair?
Martouf: Yes.
Sam: That's Hisashi. The blonde guy next to him accidentally threw
Hisa's iBook through the `Gate.
Jacob: Ah, practical jokes.
Sam: Yeah.
Control Room:
Hisashi: iBook-chan!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Gate Room*
Daniel: O.o;
Jack: *sarcastic voice* Nothing wrong with that one…
Jiro: Can we have him committed?
Takuro: No. We need him.
Jiro: *pouts* You're no fun.
Gate Room:
Hisashi: *takes iBook from Martouf and hugs it tightly* Yay!! ^.^
*skips back to the control room*
Jacob: Well, that's one weird, um, guy.
Sam: *leads their Tok'ra visitors to the control room*
Jack: Jacob, always a pleasure. *shakes Jacob's hand* Soooo,
Marty...staying long?
Martouf: We do have some important matters to discuss involving a
certain System Lord.
Jack: Oh great. What's that slimy, overdressed, scum sucking,
snakehead up to now?
Jiro: He's right over there *snickers and points at Hisashi*
Takuro: *smacks Jiro upside the head* BAP!
Jiro: x.O WHAT WAS THAT FOR???
Takuro: You're treading a fine line...
Jiro: But Jack said "overdressed"! Hisa's _always_ overdressed.
Hisashi: *flips Jiro the bird*
Jacob: Anyway, why don't we go to the briefing room?
*all leave control room and walk down to the briefing room*
Briefing Room:
Jiro: *sits at the head of the table*
Hisashi: *sits at the opposite end of the table and opens his iBook*
Martouf: Why are they here?
Jack: They gained special clearance after Jiro threw Hisashi's
computer through the 'Gate.
Jiro: *extremely kawaii smile*
Jacob: Where's George?
Sam: *looks ar Jack* Did you call General Hammond?
Jack: Oops.
Daniel: I'll do it.
TIME PASSES
Gen. Hammond: What's going on people?
Jack: Aside from Teal'c's friends running amok, um, there's a
situation with Apophis.
Gen. Hammond: Great. *sits*
Jack: Go ahead Marty.
Martouf: All right. *Lantesh takes over* According to our operatives
aboard Apophis' mothership, it appears Apophis has vanished.
Jack: Is that good or bad? I'm thinking it's good...
Jiro: Who's Apophis?
Sam: He's the overdressed snakehead Jack was talking about.
Jiro: You mean there's someone besides Hisa who's overdressed? I'll
be damned!
Sam: *snicker*
Hisashi: *death glare*
Jiro: Ohh yeah! Hisa's a snakehead too!
Martouf/Lantesh and Jacob: *stare at Jiro* What?
Jiro: Yeah! One time he had a live snake in his mouth!! Damn that was
gross.
Everyone: -.-;;
Daniel: So, um, when did they realise he went missing?
Jacob: It was right after we returned to Vorash...when Heru-ur was
blown out of the sky...
Jack: Oh great...
Daniel: So for all we know, Apophis could be roaming around on Vorash?
Teal'c: Or possibly on _this_ planet.
Jack: Don't scare me.
Teal'c: *slight smirk*
Hisashi: *typing on iBook*
Jiro: Poppy...hmmm...what's this guy look like?
Sam: *turns on a monitor* The Tok'ra sent us these. *pulls up a
document* This is him.
Jiro: You're right! He is overdressed!! And look, he wears more
makeup than Hisa!! XD *falls over laughing*
Sam: So, I guess we have to find him...
Hisashi: *looks up from typing* Hey, we're good at finding stuff.
Teru: Well, you are...
Hisashi: So are you. Remember when Jiro hid all your shoes?
Teru: Um, Tono...platforms aren't that hard to find.
Takuro: *gets up to see the picture* What's that stuff on his face?
Martouf/Lantesh: Apophis had been captured by another Goa'uld. He was
tortured and disfigured.
Hisashi: *leaps up to see* Ooh!!
Teru: *also decides to look* Oooh...shiny metal implants...
Jiro: Soooo...
Jack: So what?
Jiro: Sooo...can we go with you?? Huh huh?? Can we?
Daniel: Ummmm....o.o
Jiro: We could help ya find Poppy. ^.^
Jack: Poppy?
Jiro: It's easier than saying Esophagus or whatever you guys said.
Hisashi: It's Apophis you half-wit.
Takuro: We offer our services…or something.
Gen. Hammond: I'll have to call the President. *gets up*
Jiro: Is that a good thing?
Sam: The President usually says yes…
Jiro: YATTA!!! *bounces in his chair*
Hisashi: *types some more*
Teru: *stares at Hisa from across the table* Pretty pretty Tono…
Hisashi: *blushes* *continues typing*
Takuro: *paces*
Gen. Hammond: *returns* OK, you have a go. Mission briefing at 0700
hours. Get some sleep people.
Everyone: *goes back to their quarters*
Author: Dee-chan!
Archive/Mirror: Yes please!! And can I get a cookie?
Band(s): Glay (of course ^^;) featuring the cast of Stargate SG-1.
Rating: PG
Jiro: Are we there yet?
Takuro: In a minute…
Hisashi: *on iBook* type type type…
Jiro: Whatcha doin Hisa??
Hisashi: … type type type…
Teru: It's useless dude.
Jiro: *grumbles*
Fifteen minutes later:
Hisashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Takuro: *almost hits a stop sign*
Teru: *clings tenaciously to dashboard*
Jiro: BAKA!
Takuro: *still catching his breath* What happened?
Hisashi: *sobbing* My battery died!
All: -.-;;;
Takuro: Look, we're almost there.
Hisashi: * strokes his iBook lovingly* `S gonna be ok…
Takuro: See! Cheyenne Mountain Complex.
Teru: Why are we here again?
Takuro: Visiting one of my online buddies, Murray!! ^.^
Teru: Oh yeah…
Jiro: *flies out of the car and up to the first guard he sees* Excuse
me! We're here to see Murray.
Guard 1: Murray who?
Jiro: Ummmm…
Takuro: He's friends with Major Carter, Colonel O'Neill, and Daniel
Jackson.
Guard 1: *motions to Guard 2* Get Colonel O'Neill up here.
Guard 2: *salutes and marches off*
Jiro: *looks over at Teru and Takuro as they attempt to pull Hisashi
out of the back seat*
Hisashi: …
Meanwhile in the SGC:
*ring ring*
Jack: *drops newspaper* Hello?
Guard 2: Colonel O'Neill?
Jack: Yes?
Guard 2: Do you know of any `Murray' on the premises?
Jack: Murray…Murray…yes, I do. That's Teal'c. Is that all?
Guard 2: Sir, some of Murray's friends are here.
Jack: Oh crap! That was today! I'll be right up there. *heads toward
elevator*
Teal'c: Colonel O'Neill, I have heard my friend Takuro is here to see
me.
Jack: Yeah, I was just on my way up to see them. Wait a sec.. *runs
back to office and grabs a hat* Here.
Teal'c: *puts hat on and follows Jack*
Sam: Going somewhere?
Teal'c: My friend has come to visit me.
Sam: Ooh that's nice! What's his name?
Teal'c: He is called Takuro.
Sam: I'd like to meet him…mind if I tag along?
Jack: Not at all..after you, Major.
At the front entrance:
Teru: *props Hisa up against the car*
Hisashi: T_T iBook…*sniff*
Jiro: *rolls eyes* Dumbass…
*Sam, Jack and Teal'c emerge*
Jack: Sooo…yer here to see Murray, huh?
All: *nod*
Teal'c: *steps forward* I am Murray.
TIME PASSES
0350 hours:
Jiro: *opens door quietly and walks to Hisashi's quarters*
Hisashi: *snoring happily clutching his iBook* num num…iBook-chan…
Jiro: *carefully pries iBook-chan out of Hisa's grasp and creeps out
the door*
Hisashi: *wakes up* O.O JIRO!!!
Jiro: *runs like hell down the hall*
Hisashi: *chases after him* COME BACK HERE!
Jiro: *climbs some stairs and opens the nearest door*
Hisashi: *not too far behind* When I catch you, I'm gonna kick you
ass so hard it's gonna turn inside out and come out your mouth!
Jiro: *staring at the Stargate through the window* Ooh… *pushes
random buttons*
Stargate: *activates*
*sirens go off*
Intercom: UNAUTHORISED GATE ACTIVATION
Jiro: Oh shit.
Hisashi: Baka… -.-;;
Jiro: *evil grin* Waitaminnit… *pushes Hisa out of his way and runs
to Gate Room*
Hisashi: *chases him again*
Jiro: *stands in front of the gate* Ooh…it looks like water! *touches
event horizon* Sugoi…
Hisashi: *out of breath* Huff…huff…Jiro…gasp…give me iBook-chan…
Jiro: *dangles iBook in front of the Gate* You want it that bad, you
come and get it!
Intercom (Jack's voice): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING??
Jiro: *throws iBook into event horizon* Oops…I'm such a butterfingers!
Stargate: *deactivates*
Jiro: *looks on the other side of the Gate* Where'd it go??
Hisashi: WHAT DID YOU DO??
Jiro: Um…your iBook is gone…
Hisashi: *lunges at Jiro*
Teal'c and Takuro: *rush in and restrain him*
Up in the control room:
Daniel: Ummm…what just happened?
Jack: Oh for crying out loud…
Sam: I think Jiro was just playing a practical joke, sir.
Teru: Tono is his favourite victim…
Jack: You mean he pulls this kind of thing all the time?
Teru: Um..yeah. Where did iBook-chan go anyway?
Sam: *looks at computer* Oh!
Jack: Huh?
Sam: Vorash!
Jack: Oh. Great.
Intercom: OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
Teru: What??
Jack: Close the iris!
Teal'c and Takuro: *pull Hisa and Jiro to the control room*
Sam: Receiving Tok'ra IDC sir. ^.^
Jack: *hesitates*
Sam: Sir??
Jack: OK, open the iris.
Martouf and Jacob Carter: *step out from the event horizon*
Teru: *blink* O_O
Hisashi: Dude…
Jiro: They just walked through that thing…from where??
Hisashi: *looks at Teal'c* What's that on your forehead Murray?
Teal'c: My name is not Murray, Hisashi.
Takuro: Wh…what?
Teal'c: I am called Teal'c.
Takuro: *eyes glaze over*
Hisashi: *unfazed* That's a wierd name... where are you from?
Teal'c: I am from Chulak.
Hisashi: Hm. Sounds German.
Sam: *runs to Gate Room*
Jack: Dammit it's Marty. *mumbles something about slimy snakeheads*
Takuro: *snaps back to reality* Huh?
Jack: Nothing.
Teru: Who's the old guy Sam's hugging?
Daniel: That's her father.
Hisashi: Whoa! Her dad's an alien? Cool!!
Jiro: See, you're not alone anymore.
Hisashi: Shut up.
Gate Room:
Sam: Dad, it's great to see you!
Jacob: Great to see you too. *hugs Sam*
Martouf: *holding iBook-chan* This came through the `Gate a few
moments ago.
Sam: Oh good! Poor Hisa.
Martouf: Who?
Sam: *points to control room* See the guy with the blue spiky hair?
Martouf: Yes.
Sam: That's Hisashi. The blonde guy next to him accidentally threw
Hisa's iBook through the `Gate.
Jacob: Ah, practical jokes.
Sam: Yeah.
Control Room:
Hisashi: iBook-chan!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Gate Room*
Daniel: O.o;
Jack: *sarcastic voice* Nothing wrong with that one…
Jiro: Can we have him committed?
Takuro: No. We need him.
Jiro: *pouts* You're no fun.
Gate Room:
Hisashi: *takes iBook from Martouf and hugs it tightly* Yay!! ^.^
*skips back to the control room*
Jacob: Well, that's one weird, um, guy.
Sam: *leads their Tok'ra visitors to the control room*
Jack: Jacob, always a pleasure. *shakes Jacob's hand* Soooo,
Marty...staying long?
Martouf: We do have some important matters to discuss involving a
certain System Lord.
Jack: Oh great. What's that slimy, overdressed, scum sucking,
snakehead up to now?
Jiro: He's right over there *snickers and points at Hisashi*
Takuro: *smacks Jiro upside the head* BAP!
Jiro: x.O WHAT WAS THAT FOR???
Takuro: You're treading a fine line...
Jiro: But Jack said "overdressed"! Hisa's _always_ overdressed.
Hisashi: *flips Jiro the bird*
Jacob: Anyway, why don't we go to the briefing room?
*all leave control room and walk down to the briefing room*
Briefing Room:
Jiro: *sits at the head of the table*
Hisashi: *sits at the opposite end of the table and opens his iBook*
Martouf: Why are they here?
Jack: They gained special clearance after Jiro threw Hisashi's
computer through the 'Gate.
Jiro: *extremely kawaii smile*
Jacob: Where's George?
Sam: *looks ar Jack* Did you call General Hammond?
Jack: Oops.
Daniel: I'll do it.
TIME PASSES
Gen. Hammond: What's going on people?
Jack: Aside from Teal'c's friends running amok, um, there's a
situation with Apophis.
Gen. Hammond: Great. *sits*
Jack: Go ahead Marty.
Martouf: All right. *Lantesh takes over* According to our operatives
aboard Apophis' mothership, it appears Apophis has vanished.
Jack: Is that good or bad? I'm thinking it's good...
Jiro: Who's Apophis?
Sam: He's the overdressed snakehead Jack was talking about.
Jiro: You mean there's someone besides Hisa who's overdressed? I'll
be damned!
Sam: *snicker*
Hisashi: *death glare*
Jiro: Ohh yeah! Hisa's a snakehead too!
Martouf/Lantesh and Jacob: *stare at Jiro* What?
Jiro: Yeah! One time he had a live snake in his mouth!! Damn that was
gross.
Everyone: -.-;;
Daniel: So, um, when did they realise he went missing?
Jacob: It was right after we returned to Vorash...when Heru-ur was
blown out of the sky...
Jack: Oh great...
Daniel: So for all we know, Apophis could be roaming around on Vorash?
Teal'c: Or possibly on _this_ planet.
Jack: Don't scare me.
Teal'c: *slight smirk*
Hisashi: *typing on iBook*
Jiro: Poppy...hmmm...what's this guy look like?
Sam: *turns on a monitor* The Tok'ra sent us these. *pulls up a
document* This is him.
Jiro: You're right! He is overdressed!! And look, he wears more
makeup than Hisa!! XD *falls over laughing*
Sam: So, I guess we have to find him...
Hisashi: *looks up from typing* Hey, we're good at finding stuff.
Teru: Well, you are...
Hisashi: So are you. Remember when Jiro hid all your shoes?
Teru: Um, Tono...platforms aren't that hard to find.
Takuro: *gets up to see the picture* What's that stuff on his face?
Martouf/Lantesh: Apophis had been captured by another Goa'uld. He was
tortured and disfigured.
Hisashi: *leaps up to see* Ooh!!
Teru: *also decides to look* Oooh...shiny metal implants...
Jiro: Soooo...
Jack: So what?
Jiro: Sooo...can we go with you?? Huh huh?? Can we?
Daniel: Ummmm....o.o
Jiro: We could help ya find Poppy. ^.^
Jack: Poppy?
Jiro: It's easier than saying Esophagus or whatever you guys said.
Hisashi: It's Apophis you half-wit.
Takuro: We offer our services…or something.
Gen. Hammond: I'll have to call the President. *gets up*
Jiro: Is that a good thing?
Sam: The President usually says yes…
Jiro: YATTA!!! *bounces in his chair*
Hisashi: *types some more*
Teru: *stares at Hisa from across the table* Pretty pretty Tono…
Hisashi: *blushes* *continues typing*
Takuro: *paces*
Gen. Hammond: *returns* OK, you have a go. Mission briefing at 0700
hours. Get some sleep people.
Everyone: *goes back to their quarters*