Warnings:
Shounen Ai
Pairings:
1x2 (implied), 3x4 (implied)
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Key:
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Stressed
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Sound effects / Actions
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Dialogue duh! / Speaking
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Authors notes / Rambling (U can ignore that if u like! ^_^)
Emotion
faces:
O_O ~
Shock / Wide eyed
^_^ ~
Cute smile
n_n ~ Cute CHIBI smile
. /
_ ~ Pain
-_- ~
"Just shoot me,"
O_o ~ "What the heck?!" / Shock
//_- ~ Trowa (Also: //_O and //_^ )
^o^ ~
Kodachi laugh (Kodachi: Ohohohohohoho!!)
Any of the
above with ";;" attatched ~ Sweatdrop (IE: ^_^;;)
Adventures
in Babysitting
Part Two
"Will you
please sit in your seat before I crash and kill us all?!" Tina shrieked as Duo
jumped up and down on the seat of the car.
"Heero, can't you
restrain your friend before he really does get us all killed?" Koree begged.
With an
indifferent shrug Heero grabbed Duo by the collar and made him sit in his seat
by forcing the seat belt over him and tying it into a tight knot.
"Thank you,"
*BONK*
"Ouch! What the
he- Wufei put that blasted sword back under the seat!"
"Having fun
Koree?" Tina smirked from the driver's seat up front.
Koree growled.
"Next time, -I- drive, I swear
these kids have it in for me… At least they like -you-, -me- on the
other hand… Really, after everything I did for them this is how they thank me…"
"Here is the
video store you can stop whining now." Tina growled as she stepped out of the
car to let out the -six- kids.
One by one they
jumped out of the car, Quatre smiled nonstop as he watched Koree and Tina try to
figure out how to untie Duo before he got restless. "We have a problem. Does
anyone have a pocket knife?" Heero jumped into the van and cut the belt off of
his co-pilot then slipped it back into hiding and hopped back out the car.
Once inside the
video store the five boys split up into different sections, Wufei went right
for the Kung-Fu movies, Trowa casually strolled the racks with Quatre, while
Duo ran up and down the isle, not being able to pick just one type to stick to.
Heero was busy looking at action movies as Koree and Tina monitored the kids
activity.
Koree's eyes
drifted over to the Nintendo department and her eyes grew wide. "Alright! Demo
games!" She shouted and ran over to the machines to immediately begin playing
one of the games. Before long Duo's curiosity and love for fun got the better
of him and he appeared at her side.
"You like video
games? But you're old!"
"Hey, I'm not
that old. I live for video games…" Koree said without removing her eyes from
the screen. "How about we rent a few games? I have two of my game systems in my
bag back at the house."
"You were able to
fit -two whole game systems- in your purse?" Duo asked amazed.
"Have you -seen- the size of her purse?" Tina grinned from behind them. "She could
fit -three- game systems in there."
"Cool!"
"Make sure
they're Playstation and 64 games, on account of that's what I brought. And make
sure you grab Tekken three."
Maybe she's
not so bad, Duo grinned as he skipped off towards the shelf.
"No no no no no!
Ah blasted!" Koree sighed and tossed down the controller. "That game was boring
anyhow." She moved on to the next demo.
Tina
sighed,She's even worse than -they-
are…
Slowly the group
gathered, just about each boy holding his own stack of movies and or games.
"Alright let's
see what we got." Koree pulled out her wallet revealing a wad of cash.
Duo and Wufei's
eyes widened at the stack, "Onna! Where did you get all that money? Selling
fire arms? Pawning spare parts?"
"No, babysitting
kids like you."
"Wow! I want to
baby-sit to!"
"Babysitting is a
woman's job." Wufei snorted.
"I really don't
like his attitude…" Tina muttered.
"Let's figure
this out, Wufei has three, Heero has five, Quatre are you sure you only want
one?"
"Yes Koree-san,
just one movie today."
Koree grinned
inwardly. Quatre is such a little sweetheart, at least, he is when he isn't
under the others influence. "Trowa, you don't have any movies? What about a
video game?"
"No, I'll watch
Quatre's movie."
Koree shrugged,
"And that leaves Duo with…" Tina and Koree turned to see Duo fumbling with at
least twelve boxes in hand. Tina sighed, "um, we don't want to bring the whole
store home Duo…"
"I couldn't
decide!"
"Well, I guess
it's alright. Let's just go pay for this." Koree took the tags from the boys
and went to the counter to pay.
"That will be
ninety five please."
"Ohhhhh," She
groaned as her wad was considerably dented. The clerk counted the money
greedily and stuffed it into the register, then handed Koree a bag filled with
boxes. She took the bag into her arms and immediately collapsed to the floor.
"ACK! This thing weighs a ton!"
Tina and Koree
both had to work together to haul the bag out to the van where they switched
places. Tina rode in the back while Koree drove them home. "Are you sure? I
could drive home, really it's no trouble!"
"That's alright,
you all just sit tight and we'll be there in no time."
"-If- we make it home…"
Koree put the van
into reverse and peeled out of the parking lot. "Next stop, the pizzeria!"
~ooOooOooOoo~
"ONNA ARE YOU
TRYING TO KILL US?!"
"This is even
better than a roller coaster!" Duo giggled.
"I don't think
I'll be very hungry after a ride like this." Quatre moaned. Trowa stood in his
seat and smacked the back of Koree's head.
"Drive a little
more carefully would you? You're making Quatre sick."
"OW!
Okay, okay I'll drive slow!…" Koree muttered angrily as she drove. "Alright
we're here, everyone out." She said
grouchily rubbing the back of her head. "For a clown he sure isn't very
friendly."
"I'll
say,"
Duo began
to bounce up and down as Koree and Tina pulled out the pizzas. Tina turned
towards Heero but Koree stopped her. "Are you sure we should let Heero take the
pizza?"
"I think
they would be safest with him. Don't you? Watch this," Tina again turned to
Heero. "Hey Heero, could you come here?"
"What?…"
"We have
a task for you, a -mission-, if you would call it."
Heero's
eyes perked. "What mission?"
"You have
to make sure the pizza gets into the house, before the others can get it."
"Mission
accepted." Heero said taking the pizzas in hand.
Tina
turned and winked at Koree as the Japanese boy walked towards the house
balancing the three boxes. "Told ya."
"Oh,
right, why didn't you just get him to help us with the bag?!"
"It was
your idea to let five six year old boys run free through a video store… this is
what happens when you become generous with little children."
Koree
groaned. "But I didn't think it would backfire like this!" She whined as she
picked up her part of the bag and hefted it towards the house.
Duo saw a
golden opportunity as Heero took the three pizzas in hand. He immediately began
to pester the Japanese pilot for the food. Heero however, remained dedicated to
his mission. "Anything in the way of my mission will be eliminated, that
includes you."
"Yikes, I
get the point!…" Duo backed away.
Quatre
opened the door and held it as everyone walked into the house. Tina and Koree
smiled gratefully. When they'd -finally- gotten the load into the living room
they dumped it to the floor. Tina rubbed her back soothingly. "My back is
-killing- me! Maybe next time we should just order on Pay per view…"
Koree
only groaned and fell out on the floor.
"Koree,
get up it isn't that serious."
"…… Just
let me sleep, just for a few minutes…"
"YOU ARE
NOT LEAVING ME ALONE TO TAKE CARE OF THESE BOYS! Now GET UP!!!"
Koree
glowered as she stood to her feet and went to retrieve her bag from the
hallway. "Jeez, didn't seem to mind leaving -me- alone with them… conspiracy I
swear… everyone is out to get -Koree-…"
Tina
looked after her friends muttering figure as she rounded the corner, she turned
back to the pile of boxes on the ground. "Let's see what we got here." She
plopped down and began sorting through boxes. "Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, Wufei
these would be yours?"
Wufei
silently snatched his tapes from Tina and went to sit down and examine the
cases. Tina stared at him and blinked before she shrugged, sighed and went back
to sorting. "Terminator, Terminator two, Total Recall, Broken Arrow, and, hmmm.
Heero, these are yours."
"…appreciated…"
"And then
we have of course, Quatre's one tape. Titanic, hmmm. Interesting choice Quatre,
I didn't really have you figured as a Titanic fan."
"Well,
you know…" He blushed as he took his tape.
"That
leaves-" Tina looked up into Duo's brightly, sweetly smiling face. "Duo, Koree,
and myself of course. Here are mines, this must be Koree's…" She pulled out
several Will Smith tapes, three Chris Tucker's, and at least four murder
movies. "Scream, Scream two, Scream three, and Urban Legends one and two? My
god!"
Koree
chose that moment to enter the room, she was scolded by stares from everyone
else in the room. "Why is everyone staring at me?!"
Tina held
up one of the boxes as the boys swarmed over them to look at the covers. "You like this kind of stuff?"
"Um, well
yeah."
"But you
get squeamish just -talking- about broken -bones-! I don't believe you can sit
through even one of these movies."
"Would
you like to place a wager on that?"
"That
could prove beneficial on my part. Let's do it,"
"I want
in to," Wufei smirked.
"And me,"
"And me,"
Koree
glanced at Wufei, Duo, and Heero skeptically. "Really. Okay, I'll give you each
twenty bucks if I can't watch all four movies without screaming once."
"I'll
give you twenty if you can sit through it without getting sick."
"I'll put
twenty on that."
"Me to,"
"As will
I." Wufei said smugly. "I'm betting with the German Onna to win this bet."
"I
thought we agreed you wouldn't call us that." Tina growled.
"I do not
take orders from women."
"Oh I bet
you will when -I'm- finished with you." Koree grinned evilly as a story plot
worked itself out in her mind. "What about you two, who are you voting on?"
"I'm
voting with Tina and Wufei." Duo beamed. Koree shrugged and turned to Heero.
"I'll put
my bet on Koree."
Everyone
turned to stare at Heero dubiously. "WHAT?!"
"Why
Heero? She's a girl, she can't possibly sit through this whole movie!"
Koree
grinned. At least I have someone on my side.
"I just
wanted to be different, that's all…"
*Sigh*
I guess not…
Duo
grinned excitedly. "C'mon let's get started! Let's get started!"
~ooOooOooOoo~
The room
was dark as the five boys and two babysitters watched the screen. Koree was
leaning forward on her seat grinning like some kind of idiot while Tina and the
kids, (minus Heero of course) sat in their seats, tense as they waited for the
killer's next appearance.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Koree
laughed maicaly; Tina stared at her friend in the dark of the room and wondered
what the heck was her problem. She is crazy! I've never seen someone so
happy to see death!
"This is
hilarious! I love this movie!"
Wufei's
dark eyes grew wider as they watched the killer disembowel his victim and shove
her through a window.
Again
laughter echoed through the room, this time they observed Koree and Heero cheering the killer on with
their laughing. Tina exchanged glances with Quatre, sharing the same thoughts.
Yep, they're insane…
During
one of the suspenseful lulls in the movie Koree leaned back with a sigh.
Tina was
still on the edge of her seat but Quatre had fallen asleep on Wufei.
"Get off
of me,"
Wufei
shoved the Arabian boy in the other direction, sending him onto Koree's shoulder.
She looked down at the slight weight and allowed him to rest his head on her
knee as the movie continued. (Luckily for -her- Trowa didn't notice or she might not be able to watch the movie
anymore!…)
At last
the final movie came to an end, when the lights came back on Koree was still
grinning like a doofus on a sugar high while Tina and the other three boys held
their stomach's in pain. "Ohhhh, I've never seen so much blood in one sitting.
It reminded me of that pizza sauce we ate…"
Suddenly
four figures were rushing to the bathroom at once. Koree chuckled and looked
down at Quatre. "Looks like someone couldn't make it through the movie. Wake up
Quatre. Wake up now," She gave him a gentle tap. He stirred, blinked and looked
up at her with sleepy eyes. "Ready to call it a night so soon? We haven't even
played our games yet."
"Of
course not," Quatre said with more enthusiasm than he could spare at the
moment. "I'm ready for more, gonna stay up, all night long…"
Koree
chuckled. "Poor little guy, better put him in bed…" She picked up the blond
sleeping six year old and carried him to the couch where she let him curl up
before she draped a light sheet over his back.
When the
others returned Heero had retrieved the video games and plugged them in. Koree
returned and found an anxious Trowa looking about for his "buddy". "Where is
Quatre?"
"He fell
asleep, he's in the living room on the couch." Trowa sighed before he sat down
with Duo in front of the TV.
"Onna,
maybe, maybe I was wrong. How could a woman like you sit through movies so,
gruesome?"
Tina
grunted and flopped onto the couch. "It can't be easy…"
"A girl
has to have her secrets little dragon."
Stay
tuned for part three!
