ALL RIGHT PEOPLE!! By law I
am suppose to tell you I dun own any of this...cuz I don't. They all came from
the BRILIANT and AMAZING mind of, dah one and only JHONEN VASQUEZ!!! Sooo,
don't sue me.... please. I'm poor.
OK
Mr. FBI man I did it...so...can you stop tazering me now? *Zap* GAAAAAA!!!!
*******************
LIL' PURPLE RIDIN HOOD!!!
Ok,
once apon a time, there was a Lil' girl nicknamed Lil' Purple riding hood,
everyone was scared of her and didn't bother to get to know her....
umm...anywho..On with dah plot.
Gaz:
*playing with gameslave*
Me:
umm...Gaz? Aren't you going to say your lines?
Gaz:
why?
Me:
cuz if you don't...we wont start the story
Gaz:
I only have to destroy this last boss and I WIN!!! Sooo.... you wait a few
hours. K?!?
Me:
no...Do it or no more pizza in the staff room...GOT IT?!?!?
Gaz:
...fine *puts game slave away*
Me:
all righty, anywho...
Gaz:
*swallows pride* oh....j..J...joy.
What a p...p...pleasure it is to be
me...Lil' purple riding hood...*gags*
Prof.
Membrane: *walks into living room with a metal basket* Gaz! Deliver this
package to your grandmother down the street through the happy forest! It's a
special mechanical Pie maker!! It needs to get to her house by 5 o' clock or
she'll go NUTS!
Gaz:
...fine...
*An
hour later*
Me:
GAZ!! FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!!
Gaz:
*glares* I hate fairy tales....
*Later...through
the creepy happy forest*
Gaz:
*walks through forest* I also hate outdoor fresh air...
Me:
as Lil' purple.. *Gaz glares at spooky*..Ummm...as GAZ walked through the
forest, a BIG BAD WOLF jumped outta the bushes!*
*Out
pops...Gir*
Gir:
HI!!!
Gaz:
.........
Gir:
OOOOOOH!! WHATS IN THE BOX?!? LEMME SEE!!!
Gaz:
It's none of your business, now move it. *Walks around Gir. *
Gir:
awwwwwww!!...OOOOH! FLOWERS!! *Jumps into a bed of flowers and starts Rollin
around* YEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Suddenly, one of the trees starts to move,
and out pops ZIM!
Zim:
GIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Gir:
nothing….
Zim:
You where suppose to kidnap Dibs sister so we can interrogate her into telling
us all he knows!!
Gir:
hehehehe
Zim: *glares* fine, looks like Im going to have to do this myself!
Gir: dooby dooby doooooooo!!!
Zim:
* dresses up in a granny costume* (wow, scary thought) Alright, Im going to go
infiltrate this "Grandmother" they talked about in the first paragraph. You
stay here Gir.
Gir:
I LIKE MUFFINS!! BRING ME BACK SOME MUFFINS!!
Zim:
………….*leaves*
* and
from up in a near-by tree*
Dib:
I knew following that little green dog would lead me to Zim! I have to save Gaz
before something just HORRIBLE happens!! *leaps from tree and follows Zim *
*At Grandmothers house*
Gaz:
*turns door knob* hmmm, she must be
home. * Enters house*
muffled screams can be heard from the closet, and
sitting on the bed is a small green "woman"
in a nightgown, antenna's poking out from her nightcap.*
Gaz: wow Grandma, what big
red eyes you have.
Zim: uuuhhh…its from staying
up late, watching who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire.
Gaz: and what…green skin you
have…
Zim: it's from…from
chlorine! *sweating *
Gaz: And what…big…antenna's
you have…
Zim: *panicking* its from….
*suddenly, Dib bursts through the door*
Dib: GAZ!! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!
Gaz: What's your problem Dib? Me and Grandma where just…
Dib: uuuhhh, DAD NEEDS YOU HOME NOW!!
Gaz: grrrr, fine…see yah later..*walks out*
Dib: So, you thought you could impersonate my own Grandmother?!?
Zim:…….yes……..
Dib: Well then, now that we're alone….*holds up alien-hand cuffs * I'll
get you now!!
Zim: Not if I have anything
to say about it! *pulls up window-curtain and reveals 3 bears* THAT'S HIM!! THAT'S THE ONE THAT BROKE INTO
YOUR HOUSE AND ATE ALL YOUR FOOD!!!
Bear1: Thank you little
green boy, GET'M! * start growling and
gnashing teeth*
Dib: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! * runs away from the crazy 3 bears*
Zim: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Me: ummm, ok, not the ending I expected…oh well…(walks off)
