OK CHILDREN! Gather around for another heart attacking fairy tale gone wrong in:
Lil' Mrs. Muffet.
* Zim sits down on a large patched up beanbag Tuffet wearing a little pink dress and fake curly hair, looking rather pissed off*
Zim: I hate you…
Me: I luv you too ^_^.
Lil' Mrs. Muffet, sat on her Tuffet * Zim glares*, eating her curds and wae!
Zim: *looks at wae * what the hell is this stuff?!? It looks like shit!
Me: Its milk and…stuff…just eat it!!
Zim: * eyes food weird* did Dib touch it?
Me: noooo, we made sure he didn't go near the food. NOW EAT IT!!
Zim: NO!!
Me: OK!! THAT'S IT!! *Tackles Zim and struggles to shove food into his mouth, and finally gets it in there *
Zim: BLECK!! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!
Me: well, you don't have to like it…CONNTINUE!!
And along came a spider * Gir pops up in a spider suit*
Gir: HIII!!!
Zim: GIR! WHAT ARE U DOING?!?
Gir: IM A SPIDER!! ^_^ BOO!
Zim: oh..nevermind….
That sat down beside her * sits on Zim's head*
Zim: GET OFF OF ME GIR!! GET OFF OF MEEEE!!
Gir: WHEEEEE!!!
Zim: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: and..uhh…frightened Mrs. Muffet away..heh heh *stares at Zim as he runs around with a small spider/puppy on his head *
ALRIGHTY PEEPS! This was just a Lil' something I decided to do at 2 AM…I know its not the best humor ficcy out there… But I try. If you have any fairy tale's that you would like me to twist and make fun of please tell me in your review! I WOULD BE FILLED WITH NUGGETY JOY!! Thank-you and good-night…