Author's Notes- Sorry, this is yet another Behind the scenes of PH thing. Sorry if you think I stole your Idea.
Disclaimer-Don't own. Don't sue. Don't try.
Characters-
Ben-cocky
Josh-Defensive
Kate-stupid
James- a skank
Jerry-gay (He made a war epic into a love story!?)
Michel-Gay
Alec-A pervert
Kate "Rafe I never meant to hurt you I just dramatic pause I did it because-"
Michel "Kate, you don't say dramatic pause you ohhh! Jerry?"
Jerry "What sweetie?"
Michel "Baby, can you bring to an asprin?"
Jerry "Sure." (Leaves)
Ben (putting down script) "I don't deserve this. I have won an oscer. I am the best actor here."
Alec "No you arn't!"
Ben: (Sits in a chair that says BEN on it) "Ok, Raise your hand If you have won an award winning script here."
Josh "I have!"
Ben "No you havn't I am the only one who-"
Josh "I WON 3RD PRIZE IN THE SEVENTH GRADE PLAY WRITE CONTEST." (Holds Ben by the shirt). "And I'll be damned if that gets taken away from me!"
Ben "Alright. Well, raise your hand if have a house in the hamptons." (Michel and Alec rais their hands.) "I'll be in my trailer." (He sxits.)
Jerry "Here you go baby." (Michel takes two asprin.)
James "You know Alec, my trailer is not too far away."
Alec "Well if you let me have a handful of your-"
Michel "No, no, no ,no ,no! No love making on the set."
Alec "I wasn't I was just going to-"
Jerry "He said NO!"
Alec "-her up the-"
Michel & Jerry "NO!"
James "But I was watching you two, or saw you two on the set for the parachute hanger."
Jerry "Go get your costume on. Your scene is next."
James "Oh yeah! I made a couple of improvements." Runs off and Jerry sighs
Kate "Wait, Rafe dies but I kissing him here."Points to the script "Is he a zombi? Is this a horror movie?"
Josh "Horror movie? I have never done a horror movie! What are you talking about?"
Ben comes back "Yes you were. You were in Halloween H20. I know what evrybdy has ben in because I am smart and I-"
Josh "Shut up man! I wish I never done that movie and, NO I HAVN"T DONE A PORNO MOVIE!
Alec "Dude calm down. There is nothing wrong with doing a porno move. I enjoyed mine." All look at Alec
Kate points at Ben "Ahhh! A zombi!"
Ben "Is she high?"
Josh "No, how dare you accuse her of-"
Jerry "No, she read the script."
Ben "She can read? You I have been able to read since I was four."
Kate "Act to turn my it is when?"
Alec "Horny me makes backward talking."
Michel "What?"
Ben "She said 'When is it my turn to at?' and he said 'talking backward makes me horny.' I learned how to talk backward." James enters wearing a leather MINIE skirt, a black leather tube top, and a pink feather boa.
James "Well, Ben you make me horny!"
Michel "James! What the hell are you wearing?"
Jerry "I don't think Betty would wear that."
James "Well I figured she didn't have any edge. So I made her a hooker."
Alec "Alec like-e the-"
Josh "What are you talking about. I never wore that also! Sopt accusing me with your eyes."
Ben "You know I went to a party with the guy who invented feather boas and said that I-"
Michel "James take that off. And Jerry go put it on."
Kate "I like bananas. They make me laugh."
Josh Imitating Kate "Hi, I am an empty-headed bimbo who hears bananas talk."
Kate "You sound like me"
Josh "I am not a girl!"
Ben "I know a lot of girls." All give him a look "I needed something to say."
Michel "Ok, lets do the scene when Josh and Evelyn are having coffee. Lets have those people on set." Josh goes up
Kate "My name is Kate." He pushes her on the set
Michel "And action!"
Josh "He asked me to make him wings and sense he can't read he is a retard and jumped of the barn are broke his freekin leg."
Kate "Oh no! We should go visit him in the hospital."
Michel "Cut. None of that is in the script."
Alec "Gosh, not everything has to be done your way Michel."
Kate "Yeah! Your just a big poop!"
Ben "I can think of a better comeback than that. In 1997 I was voted the best comebacker. So ha!
Josh "I AM NOT GAY!"
James "Dammit, I quit."
Alec "Why?"
James "Ben just called me a whore yesterday and I was drunk so I just remembered it."
Kate "Josh what's a whore?"
Josh "I am not a whore!"
Kate Alec, what is sex?"
Alec "Lets go, and I'll show you."